There is a deer...

[Blaksmoke]

Outside on my front lawn right now, screaming. Screaming like.....a screamin deer. What do you think I should do? It's walking back and forth wailing like a little bitch.

This thread is not spam. It is very original.

[Viper]

If it's a buck, play ring toss with its antlers. If it's a doe, try to make the same noise she is only deeper and see what happens.

[Jesus]

Sacrifice its soul to Satan

[Omega]

Just walk outside with deer piss in your hair. You just might get lucky, ya little walrus!

[Blaksmoke]

Mmmmmm/ :P

[MONSTER ZERO]

pics plz

[Rabunis]

I just ate eggos wand lick t the plate.

PS I lik antlers

[Jesus]

Shoot it. I have a deer head in the sead I'm gonna take to the place to get it put on my wall. Taxademis.

[Blaksmoke]

The shot will wake everyone up. I'll probably miss anyhow. It is dark outside....

[Jesus]

Then use your night goggles. If you have any.

My wife got me and grog pairs for our birthdays. They have this thing where you can use green to just outline things and red for like the heat thing.

[fourthdimension]

just pull out ya ak wake the neighbours up wit da shots then laugh ya ass off at ya neighbours been woking up lol

[alpha]

Call animal services to come pick it up and release him/her in the wild to live happily ever after.

[fourthdimension]

naw man thats to straight ya need to kill it

[majik ninja]

Beat itto death with a baseball bat

[Bloodman]

keep it as a pet.

[Gunpei]

EAT IT!

Or

douse it with gasoline while its running around and then throw a lit match at it and watch it burn alive :evillaugh

[Haris]

I'd go with:

Run after it with a broom smacking it and screaming like a grandma until it leaves.

[Bloodman]

mail it to me.

[Dark_Cloud]

Uhh...maybe you could just wait for it to leave?

[csninja]

Uhh...maybe you could just wait for it to leave?

:=o .....

Best idea yet!!!!!

[swifferman]

EAT IT!

Or

douse it with gasoline while its running around and then throw a lit match at it and watch it burn alive :evillaugh
You are a fucked up kid...

:queer:

[Blaksmoke]

IT'S STILL THERE!!!!!!!!!

Actually it's not. It is gone. There is no more use for this thread, therfore it will be closed.