Drugs

[Spatula]

I thought I'd share a wonderful website with all of you--regardless if you smoke marijuana or not.

http://highdeas.com/popular/top365days

It's just ideas people have while high..so far, my favorite is:

I'm going to buy a baby gorilla and teach him human ways. When I come home from work my gorilla will have 4 blunts pre-rolled and one already lit up. My gorilla will roll the fattest and best blunts in the land because he needs a gorilla sized blunts. When it gets big enough I'm going to buy some gorilla armor and a saddle and ride him around town as we smoke the blunts he just rolled.

[frosty]

bastard stole my idea. the zoo shut me down too, when they realized i'd stolen their gorilla.

[[[tavis]]]

this was on tosh.0 last wed

[bobo_ess]

kaphwan could get into # 165

#142 would make me buy one
#126 is a freaking genius
#124 can be done with just regular tape
I already thought of #118
#115 is a good one
#84, fuck yeah!!!, the customer is always right
#74, kazy bitch
#71, french families in quebec
#69, genius....reminds me of star wars, the last command
#58, i was gonna make a snow den in college, nobody would help me though, great place for a gravity bong
#50 would stoners chase ice cream trucks?
#47, i fucking wish
#41, wow

[MrX]

So I have been dating this girl for a year. She hates weed and hates that I smoke but has never given me problems about it just the usual bitching. Over the weekend she decided while she was drunk that if she hid my jar of goodies maybe that would delay my abilities to achieve maximum highness. To her dismay I just bought another bag and all was gravy until this morning when we figured out she "hid" my ounce of Romulan in the garbage which was removed this morning for pick-up...... I am now single.
The best!

[bobo_ess]

^#74