How to pee with morning wood

[sam]

I just had to share this vital information

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[Black Dragon37]

You sure those ain't radical masturbation methods?

[TrueVCU]

You sure those ain't radical masturbation methods?

No and now I'm tempted to try :eek2:

[Nate]

lmao @ the superman. I don't use any of these techniques, instead i stand 2 or 3 feet away from the toilet and aim. You gotta calculate the angle and the arch of how you're pissing. When you're almost on empty just step closer to the toilet. I haven't exactly calculated anything. I pretty much nailed it down through trial and error. Needless to say it isn't fun cleaning your own piss when you fuck up but when you get it down, its an art.

[OG_Monkey]

hahahahahahah i seriously LOL'd....hard

It's simple physics and math though like Nate was saying...you just gotta calculate the angle and the arch of how you're pissing....yep :shifty:

But Superman and The Lunge are seriously funny as hell

[frosty]

brute force for me sometimes, though most of the time the plank method works also (don't have the room in my bathroom to back up, and don't care to clean up when i miss with my piss). only when i'm too hungover to coordinate such actions, or when I have to handle more than liquid business, do I resort to girly man.

[Travis]

i use a hybrid strong-arm/plank method

[Otacon305]

I just wait or pee in the shower. It keeps foot fungus away!

[jaxmkii]

^ that

[Viper]

Strong Arm/Plank for the pee.

[OmniCloud]

Strong Arm works...unless you got a retarded curved thingy...

[Viper]

Can't do strong arm alone. Cuts off the urethra.

[LaLiLuLeLo]

Soon as I start peeing the wood goes away.

[Omega]

Sometimes its just easier to take a knee and aim straight down into the bowl from there. Whatever you do, don't try to sit down and go because it will spray out between the toilet seat and the bowl no matter what you do.

[OG_Monkey]

Whatever you do, don't try to sit down and go because it will spray out between the toilet seat and the bowl no matter what you do.

rofl...this...is very true >_<

[iSDK]

Sometimes its just easier to take a knee and aim straight down into the bowl from there. Whatever you do, don't try to sit down and go because it will spray out between the toilet seat and the bowl no matter what you do.

that sir, is the called the "pee-dam"

[jaxmkii]

Sometimes its just easier to take a knee and aim straight down into the bowl from there. Whatever you do, don't try to sit down and go because it will spray out between the toilet seat and the bowl no matter what you do.

lolZ i hate that

[TimmyJ]

I always do the Superman. Even for number 2's...

[Zac]

i urinate upwards toward my mouth and then drink it

[SnakeEyez]

i urinate upwards toward my mouth and then drink it

The ultimate environmentalist.

[Otacon305]

I urinate down into other people's mouths, then tell them "don't fucking look at me, this ain't no peepshow".