Majora
09-09-2002, 03:11 PM
Rareware along with Majora Labs have been working on a brand new game! Yes, it's a Banjo sequel called BANJO-BOXO headed onto your friendly neighbourhood xbox!
Story:
One day Banjo and Kazooie were low on food. But Banjo, being the fat bastard that he is, was INCREDIBLY hungry so he stuffed Kazooie into the microwave!
" How can you do this? I'm your girlfriend!"
" Oh shut up! I was only using you for the sex!"
(* please note, since this isn't on nintendo anymore Rareware can now be naughty as hell*)
After a very tasty meal Banjo started feeling guilty... he wondered why he had killed his best friend.
"D'oh!" he mutters.
Banjo walks outside and suddenly the world feels different... something besides the fact that suddenly there's microsoft windows and office advertisements everywhere.
Grunty finds Banjo and tells him that she'll bring back Kazooie from her early demise if Banjo does her a few favors.
Basically Banjo must walk his world stealing candy from babies, spraypainting rude languaged graffitti and decapitating lawyers.
EGad labs (Rareware always did copy from Nintendo...) gives Banjo a new buddy... called Boxo... a rude filthy eagle.
Banjo and his rude eagle buddy, Boxo, must do Grunty's evil work... but will she keep her promise and restore Kazooie?
Graphics:
This game features darker graphics... more grimey and unfriendly. Especially in the red light district where Banjo must stop Boxo from taking over brothels.
More on Banjo-Boxo will appear as we get more news.
Story:
One day Banjo and Kazooie were low on food. But Banjo, being the fat bastard that he is, was INCREDIBLY hungry so he stuffed Kazooie into the microwave!
" How can you do this? I'm your girlfriend!"
" Oh shut up! I was only using you for the sex!"
(* please note, since this isn't on nintendo anymore Rareware can now be naughty as hell*)
After a very tasty meal Banjo started feeling guilty... he wondered why he had killed his best friend.
"D'oh!" he mutters.
Banjo walks outside and suddenly the world feels different... something besides the fact that suddenly there's microsoft windows and office advertisements everywhere.
Grunty finds Banjo and tells him that she'll bring back Kazooie from her early demise if Banjo does her a few favors.
Basically Banjo must walk his world stealing candy from babies, spraypainting rude languaged graffitti and decapitating lawyers.
EGad labs (Rareware always did copy from Nintendo...) gives Banjo a new buddy... called Boxo... a rude filthy eagle.
Banjo and his rude eagle buddy, Boxo, must do Grunty's evil work... but will she keep her promise and restore Kazooie?
Graphics:
This game features darker graphics... more grimey and unfriendly. Especially in the red light district where Banjo must stop Boxo from taking over brothels.
More on Banjo-Boxo will appear as we get more news.