=NukeBlaze=
04-19-2003, 06:53 AM
Here we go again kiddies! THE POINT IN THE TIME, YES THE TIME, WHERE I COMPLAIN ABOUT A WELL RENOUND SUBJECT...PEOPLE! DANGER: ALL CONTENT IS UNREFINDED AND SPAZZLED ONTO THIS PAGE IN 5 MINUTES ON COMPLAIN STYLE TYPE....Look...read....and think about at own risk.
This is not an offical rant which are copyrighted for =NUKEBLAZE= Enterprizes 2003©- Thisis mearly what I was thinking about the events of today on paper.
Doing the local round and collecting carts at your local gaint eagle gorcery store I found out once agian why I would like nothing more than to take a boat oar and coreen it into every ass's skull that does not ptu thier cart away. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE...How hard is it to place the cart...THE WONDERFUL, HAP HAP, HAPPY CART, In line with all the others. YOU DO NOT SLAM IN INTO THE OTHER CARTS SIDEWAYS AND WALK AWAY LIKE YOU SAW NOTHING...BECUASE I KNOW YOU DID. They walk up to a line of carts into a return...SLAM... it into them...Then wonder why the big end of the cart will not fit into the small end of the next cart. This is the part were they get puzzle and wander into thier car. I am still amazed that half of them did not key thier car door off in stupidity, before actually getting the door to unlock. These are the same idiot people the do every job in yoru town, city and village. You know that plumber that hooked up your toliet's back-flush value into your kitchen stink, then presumed to knock himself out by walking under a lower ceiling beam while attemping to bite his ear? THAT IS THE GUY WHO SHOPS AT OUR STORE. Of course though, when I say shop, I mean he asks where milk is while he is standing in the dairy isle...Then presumes he does not want any milk, asked for one of our shopping assisting carts(Old people mechinized wheel chair) then floors it into a coffee dispenser before spinning into a rack of wine.
I still say though..Not are only the customers usless..OH NO!...The co-workers are just as useless. Any command given to them has the same sucess rate in being accomplished as would William Shakner barking commnads to a manderian monkee to complete his studder adjuect fly swatter. With is he could correct any twitch he has to his voice by mearly slapping himself in the face with this device..Hell...You could do it for him since he hosted rescue 911. How would you like to has a massive brain hemmoridge and the man who is a walking brain hemmorage to talk about it on live TV. The would be like the blind helpiong the blind..And we know that usually ends by them both rolling down a stair well. HOW DO THESE EMPLOYEES GET JOBS>? We have bloody bagging test that we have to take that tell us how to bag an order. Holy mother of god, I thought, Why would they give us such a stupid test. That is what I said to myself the first day of my job begain. Keep in mind these test are computerized...So you have the equivilent of a drugged Infomercial host talking to you for about 4 hours..ON JUST TO BAG..WHAT BLOODY FUN! TO HAVE EVEN MORE FUN..I THINK I WILL EAT SOME GLASS AFTERWARD AND WATCH THE LIFETIME CHANNEL's PARRADE OF FEMMENISTIC INFOMERCIALS FOR PRODUCTS THAT PURIFY WINDEX GLASS CLEANER... I think I will entertain myself futher by eating Non-Toxic playdough and shitting out somthing that would do a job better than them. TYPICAL THOUGH PROCESS OF AN IDIOT BAGGER: oooooooo! Noodles! IN THE BAG :TOSS: CANS! I LIKE CANS! IN THE BAG :WHIP: TOE MA TOE! CATSUP! KETCHUP! IN THE BAG! : LAUNCH: OH NO! LEAKING AMMONIA!..........................IN THE BAG! :SHUTTLE: - After that is said and don..THey usully toss the enitre bag into the cart..Then smash it down with a barrage of cans raining from the heavens. To these people I give two options....GROW A HLAFWAY DECENT BRAIN YOU NO TALENT ASS CLOWNS OR I WIULL PERSONALLY PULL YOU HEARD THOUGH THE CHECK OUT MACHINE AND BLIND YOU WITH THE RED SCANNING LASER THAT SENSE THE BAR CODES ON YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVORITE BAG OF PO-TA-TO CHIPS...YOU GOT ALL OF THAT YOU WASTE OF SAPCE WHOM IS WASTENIG MY AIR?
NOW DO YOU GET AN IDEA WHY I WANT TO CRACK THERE TEETH OUT WITH A BOAT OAR? IT WOULD MAKE SUCHA WONDER SOUND! SWUUUUUUSH..THEN...QUAPP. DOWN THEY GO!
Sonny could you help me out? Sure grandma! Where did you park? Well over here..wait no....I think over here..no wait that was last week..Or was it the purple car..Did I drive today? I DON't CARE..SEE THAT CAR SOMEONE IS IN IT OVER THERE..GET IN THE CAR AND YOU..YES YOU THE DRIVE..DRIVE@! TAKE GOOD OLD GRAANY SENILE TO THE HOME ND MAKE SURE TO DROP OFF HER SOCIAL SERCUITY NUMBER AND CHECKING ACCOUNT NUMBER TO THAT MANY WHO HAS PROMISED HER 1000$ IF SHE DID.
Where is the peanut butter sir? WHERE IS IT@ IT IS IN THE SAME PLACE THAT YOU WERE LAST WEEK. OR DID YOU FORGET IN YOU HURRY TO PLACE YOU CAR AS FAR AWAY AS YOUR COULD AND TO TOP IT OFF ROLL IT ON ITS SIDE. HERE IS YOUR PEANUT BUTTER. YOU SEE THAT CAMERA UP THERE? SMILE INTO IT WILE I DUCT TAPE YOUR INDEX FINGER UP YOUR NOSE AND ROLL YOU DOWN A STAIR CASE.
This is not an offical rant which are copyrighted for =NUKEBLAZE= Enterprizes 2003©- Thisis mearly what I was thinking about the events of today on paper.
Doing the local round and collecting carts at your local gaint eagle gorcery store I found out once agian why I would like nothing more than to take a boat oar and coreen it into every ass's skull that does not ptu thier cart away. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE...How hard is it to place the cart...THE WONDERFUL, HAP HAP, HAPPY CART, In line with all the others. YOU DO NOT SLAM IN INTO THE OTHER CARTS SIDEWAYS AND WALK AWAY LIKE YOU SAW NOTHING...BECUASE I KNOW YOU DID. They walk up to a line of carts into a return...SLAM... it into them...Then wonder why the big end of the cart will not fit into the small end of the next cart. This is the part were they get puzzle and wander into thier car. I am still amazed that half of them did not key thier car door off in stupidity, before actually getting the door to unlock. These are the same idiot people the do every job in yoru town, city and village. You know that plumber that hooked up your toliet's back-flush value into your kitchen stink, then presumed to knock himself out by walking under a lower ceiling beam while attemping to bite his ear? THAT IS THE GUY WHO SHOPS AT OUR STORE. Of course though, when I say shop, I mean he asks where milk is while he is standing in the dairy isle...Then presumes he does not want any milk, asked for one of our shopping assisting carts(Old people mechinized wheel chair) then floors it into a coffee dispenser before spinning into a rack of wine.
I still say though..Not are only the customers usless..OH NO!...The co-workers are just as useless. Any command given to them has the same sucess rate in being accomplished as would William Shakner barking commnads to a manderian monkee to complete his studder adjuect fly swatter. With is he could correct any twitch he has to his voice by mearly slapping himself in the face with this device..Hell...You could do it for him since he hosted rescue 911. How would you like to has a massive brain hemmoridge and the man who is a walking brain hemmorage to talk about it on live TV. The would be like the blind helpiong the blind..And we know that usually ends by them both rolling down a stair well. HOW DO THESE EMPLOYEES GET JOBS>? We have bloody bagging test that we have to take that tell us how to bag an order. Holy mother of god, I thought, Why would they give us such a stupid test. That is what I said to myself the first day of my job begain. Keep in mind these test are computerized...So you have the equivilent of a drugged Infomercial host talking to you for about 4 hours..ON JUST TO BAG..WHAT BLOODY FUN! TO HAVE EVEN MORE FUN..I THINK I WILL EAT SOME GLASS AFTERWARD AND WATCH THE LIFETIME CHANNEL's PARRADE OF FEMMENISTIC INFOMERCIALS FOR PRODUCTS THAT PURIFY WINDEX GLASS CLEANER... I think I will entertain myself futher by eating Non-Toxic playdough and shitting out somthing that would do a job better than them. TYPICAL THOUGH PROCESS OF AN IDIOT BAGGER: oooooooo! Noodles! IN THE BAG :TOSS: CANS! I LIKE CANS! IN THE BAG :WHIP: TOE MA TOE! CATSUP! KETCHUP! IN THE BAG! : LAUNCH: OH NO! LEAKING AMMONIA!..........................IN THE BAG! :SHUTTLE: - After that is said and don..THey usully toss the enitre bag into the cart..Then smash it down with a barrage of cans raining from the heavens. To these people I give two options....GROW A HLAFWAY DECENT BRAIN YOU NO TALENT ASS CLOWNS OR I WIULL PERSONALLY PULL YOU HEARD THOUGH THE CHECK OUT MACHINE AND BLIND YOU WITH THE RED SCANNING LASER THAT SENSE THE BAR CODES ON YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVORITE BAG OF PO-TA-TO CHIPS...YOU GOT ALL OF THAT YOU WASTE OF SAPCE WHOM IS WASTENIG MY AIR?
NOW DO YOU GET AN IDEA WHY I WANT TO CRACK THERE TEETH OUT WITH A BOAT OAR? IT WOULD MAKE SUCHA WONDER SOUND! SWUUUUUUSH..THEN...QUAPP. DOWN THEY GO!
Sonny could you help me out? Sure grandma! Where did you park? Well over here..wait no....I think over here..no wait that was last week..Or was it the purple car..Did I drive today? I DON't CARE..SEE THAT CAR SOMEONE IS IN IT OVER THERE..GET IN THE CAR AND YOU..YES YOU THE DRIVE..DRIVE@! TAKE GOOD OLD GRAANY SENILE TO THE HOME ND MAKE SURE TO DROP OFF HER SOCIAL SERCUITY NUMBER AND CHECKING ACCOUNT NUMBER TO THAT MANY WHO HAS PROMISED HER 1000$ IF SHE DID.
Where is the peanut butter sir? WHERE IS IT@ IT IS IN THE SAME PLACE THAT YOU WERE LAST WEEK. OR DID YOU FORGET IN YOU HURRY TO PLACE YOU CAR AS FAR AWAY AS YOUR COULD AND TO TOP IT OFF ROLL IT ON ITS SIDE. HERE IS YOUR PEANUT BUTTER. YOU SEE THAT CAMERA UP THERE? SMILE INTO IT WILE I DUCT TAPE YOUR INDEX FINGER UP YOUR NOSE AND ROLL YOU DOWN A STAIR CASE.