Random thoughts from a uh, random guy

[PhixedDice]

I hate fat chicks. Not all fat chicks, but the fat chicks who think they look good and act like they're good looking. I guess none of them have looked in the mirror as of late.

I hate vegetarians who think people who eat meat are murderers.

I hate hippies.

I hate you.

I hate slow walkers in hallways. You know the kind that chats with their friends while walking 0.006785 KM/hr while holding up 10 people in the process. Hurry the fuck up, damnit, You wanna talk? Fine, but hurry the hell up when you walk, I have places to be... or so I like to think I do.. :(

I hate people who listen to their music too loud in class. No one wants to hear the shitty rap or pretend metal you have, turn that shit down and lemmie get my free education.

I love nerds. Nerds are the best thing since sliced bread, why all the nerd hate? I mean really..

I hate porn sites. I hate being raped with ads.

I love infomercials. The corny dialouge provides great comedy.

I have a little problem.. you see here, prom is coming up, and I sorta don't have anyone to go with... yet. But you see, there's this one girl.. :hump:

Anyways, I've never spoken to her before and my past experiences with asking girls out has been less than stellar.. What the eff should I do and how? (The obvious is going to be "GO FORE IT!!111 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE!) Why I asked this question on a friggin' Nintendo message board, I don't know.. it's late, and I don't feel like waiting for my porn to finish downloading, good night.

[{R}Ev0lution]

i hate you...j/k

[PhixedDice]

I knew someone would do that.

[NnowVirus]

actually...this is one of the only good threads i have read lately

kinda sad when you realize it is just a rant with a question attached to it

[Mercury Shadow]

Originally posted by PhixedDice
[B]I hate fat chicks. Not all fat chicks, but the fat chicks who think they look good and act like they're good looking. I guess none of them have looked in the mirror as of late.

Hell yeah, there's a girl who lives on my street and she always wears the tightest pants imaginable and she's freakin 300+lbs. Maybe she's been watching too much Jenny Jones "I'm fat but I'm still sexy!" She used to always eat dorritos on the school bus... in the morning... at 7am... :susp:

I hate vegetarians who think people who eat meat are murderers.

One of my best friends is like that, but I make fun of him for being a vegetarian and he makes fun of me because i like to kill helpless animals.

I hate hippies.

yeah they smell

I hate you.

:cry2:

I hate slow walkers in hallways. You know the kind that chats with their friends while walking 0.006785 KM/hr while holding up 10 people in the process. Hurry the fuck up, damnit, You wanna talk? Fine, but hurry the hell up when you walk, I have places to be... or so I like to think I do.. :(

Not to sound racist but in my school.. EVERY mexican and black girl does this, it's annoying as shit. Also what's even worse is when people walk on the wrong side of the starway... ALWAYS WALK ON THE RIGHT!

I hate people who listen to their music too loud in class. No one wants to hear the shitty rap or pretend metal you have, turn that shit down and lemmie get my free education..

This kid in my marketing class always plays his nu metal really loud and he doesn't even wear the headphones, he jus puts them around his neck... he wants to impress me and my friends, but he doesn't know i hate that music.

I hate porn sites. I hate being raped with ads..

Ya gotta find the right ones Phixed ;)

I love infomercials. The corny dialouge provides great comedy..

Hell yeah! but what's even better is the dramatizations they do, for instance, these people were selling vaccums and they said "tired of using big, industrial sized vaccums?" and they showed a woman, in her small little house, with a vaccum I swear was 7 feet tall and bigger in circumference than that big black guy on American Idol.

Yeah I'd tell you to ask that girl but you already know that

Sorry... I just felt like talking

[TyBO]

Yea, I'm going for the typical answer you'd expect and say, go ahead and ask the girl... my main advice on that (though my own experience) is be confident, and there's nothing to lose. Girls don't want to be asked out/ to a dance by some shy guy who can't put a sentence together in her presence... it'll make her pretty uncomfortable around you.

and if she won't go with you, ask an underclassmen... they're all dying to go to a prom.;)

[Kliq]

As for that girl ... does she know you or something? I say build some confidence and ask her out ..... or have a friend find out if she likes you or not.

[Tommy]

As far as the girl thing is concerned,just ask her out :p

[Kliq]

Easier said than done.

[TyBO]

Originally posted by Kliq
Easier said than done.

Seriously, have you ever Tooey??? Not always fun.

[Kliq]

Well it's easy if you know the girl likes you ... :)

[TyBO]

^Ha, sounds like you know from experience:D

The only girls that ever liked me, I never liked back:(

[Kliq]

Originally posted by TyBO134
^Ha, sounds like you know from experience:D

Yep .. good times.

Originally posted by TyBO134
The only girls that ever liked me, I never liked back:(

Bah, I hate when that happens.

[Ringo]

Dude! Just go for it! If it doesn't work.. Find someone else! Shurly there has to be a really hot younger kid..*thinks back to yesterday*..... You know what! Look for someone older than you!

[C.J.]

I agree with pretty much all of those statements, except for the prom thing. Like hell I'm going, it's already passed ;) and I'm but a mere sophomore.

[Dwhitten]

Originally posted by PhixedDice
I hate fat chicks. Not all fat chicks, but the fat chicks who think they look good and act like they're good looking. I guess none of them have looked in the mirror as of late. I second that, because there is this one chick at my school who is bigger than godzilla and she has the attitude i'm better than you and every guy wants to get into my pants :shivers:

[Paul D. Miller]

don't hate hippies.

[Michael Bluth]

Originally posted by PhixedDice
Anyways, I've never spoken to her before

Then I'd say find someone you, uh, talk to.

[PhixedDice]

Why not? They smell.

[TyBO]

Originally posted by Phantagram
Then I'd say find someone you, uh, talk to.

Or take the opportunaty to talk to her, if you really like her. As long as you don't shy away.;)

[PhixedDice]

Okay now, I'll go for it, but there's another small problem(?).. she's in 2 of my classes, and if I'm regected it'll be pretty awkward..

What the eff should I say, and how should I say it? I'm not a big muscle-bound jock here, but rather a small, nerd with not much else except cash.. Damn.

[TyBO]

All you need is to say is ... not much. Talk about some upcoming test in the class, or how much you hate *teachers name here* for giving all this homework... hell, you could talk about how the weathers been lately. Just as long as she starts liking you... not even attracted kind of liking you, but just liking you as a person. Then when you feel comfortable enough around her (maybe in a few days) ask her, she'll be thrilled you did. ;)

I hope that helps

[yamiyuuki]

OK...I'm a girl, so , yes...Conversation is the key..It doesn't matter what, hell, bring up anything she's interested in...I guarantee, girls love to talk, so just bring up a topic.....

[darkmagic]

Good thread. I hate my self too.

[TyBO]

^See? A girl agrees with me... the method is failproof:D