View Full Version : Darn kids
has anyone noticed how damn annoying they are, there's about 5 at the side of my house and they seem to be doing what can only be described as a "Who can make the most annoying noize contest" how i long for a rifle...
http://www.war-toys.com/figures/jason/rifle.jpg
discuss why and how you want to end their annoyance...
Kids can definitely be annoying ... hell, theres a lot of annoying ass freshman so you'd only imagine how immature the younger ones are. I hate when they ask you stupid ass questions and then use lame jokes to somehow degrade you.
The Dude
09-10-2004, 07:59 PM
It's annoying it when little kids use the Dr. Evil "Zip it" line over and over. I don't stop speaking until I'm done HUZZZZZZZZZA!
Kids can definitely be annoying ... hell, theres a lot of annoying ass freshman so you'd only imagine how immature the younger ones are. I hate when they ask you stupid ass questions and then use lame jokes to somehow degrade you.
onoesz "those" jokes, the "Your Momma" ones...
majik ninja
09-10-2004, 08:32 PM
onoesz "those" jokes, the "Your Momma" ones...
Whats wron with momma jokes :(
Whats wron with momma jokes :(
nothing :confused:
Dwhitten
09-10-2004, 09:33 PM
It's more fun picking off old people...
It's more fun picking off old people...
iyl have to try that some day
Zeldachick13
09-10-2004, 09:47 PM
u were once annoying kids...
Resident Darkness
09-10-2004, 10:13 PM
I'm an annoying kid. I won't mature until I'm 21.
Dorbin
09-10-2004, 10:18 PM
Again, I thought there was supposed to be no cussing in forum titles? Correct me if I'm wrong, and I'll revert the title edit.
And yes, children can be annoying, but we were the same way once whether we realize it or not (or at least similar).
damn is swearing/ not where im from
Dorbin
09-10-2004, 10:27 PM
Hm...Dork said "bitch" wasn't swearing the other day. Now damn? What next? Shit? Fuck? Label me officially "confused."
Frankly, swear words are just regular words that have taken on a negative connotation and have been somewhat "blacklisted" in society. You mean to tell me damn hasn't been?
Kay B
09-10-2004, 11:47 PM
:wtf: neither DAMN or BITCH are swear words
back to the topic.....yes kids are annoying i have 3 living next door (soon to be a fourth) and they make annoying screaming noises at my dogs........maybe they are trying to comunicate :eek:
alpha
09-10-2004, 11:52 PM
Give them big hugs...
Then take them on a ride to MJ's neverland.
Dorbin
09-10-2004, 11:57 PM
Word etymology according to the Oxford English Dictionary.
"Damn" -
[f. prec. vb.
1. The utterance of the word ‘damn’ as a profane imprecation.
"Bitch" -
2. a. Applied opprobriously to a woman; strictly, a lewd or sensual woman. Not now in decent use; but formerly common in literature. In mod. use, esp. a malicious or treacherous woman; of things: something outstandingly difficult or unpleasant. (See also SON OF A BITCH.)
b. Applied to a man (less opprobrious, and somewhat whimsical, having the modern sense of ‘dog’). Not now in decent use.
I think the words "profane" and "not now in decent use" pretty much tell us all we need to know about these words...would anyone like to argue the OED?
If someone can disprove this, then I will back down; if not, it shouldn't be posted in titles anymore.
ON TOPIC: Fortunately, I live in college now, and hence I don't have to put up with younger kids.
alpha
09-11-2004, 12:00 AM
^Um Dorbin on the behalf of me shushies because no one cares if it said damn or if it is a curse word or not so go waste your time on banning meowmix or something.
Rabunis
09-11-2004, 12:01 AM
I usually chase them down the street with steak knives and if I catch them I cut off their hair with the steak knives and light the hair on fire and put it in a rubber sack and make them huff the fumes untill they pass out or die
alpha
09-11-2004, 12:03 AM
When littler kids annoy me I like to tie them up and stick them in the little shed in my backyard then after a while I go take them out and throw them in the shower naked while still tied up then I sexually experiment with them and then eventually rape then throw them in MJ's house so I don't get blamed. =-o
Vishus
09-11-2004, 12:03 AM
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Camera/2524/misc/leatherface2.gif
This always works for me.
Dorbin
09-11-2004, 12:03 AM
^ Nice to know you go easy on them. ;)
Kay B
09-11-2004, 12:34 AM
When littler kids annoy me I like to tie them up and stick them in the little shed in my backyard then after a while I go take them out and throw them in the shower naked while still tied up then I sexually experiment with them and then eventually rape then throw them in MJ's house so I don't get blamed. =-o
You seriously have issues......
one time my friend got so pissed off at the neighborhood kids that he bleached his gorrilla costume and dyed it red, then glued some long ass horns to the top of the head and stalked them all night long for like an entire week. kids got so fucking scared shitless. he was on the news lol.
alpha
09-11-2004, 01:08 AM
^laoalalalf you should get a copy of it if you can1R11
Bloodman
09-11-2004, 01:49 AM
I fight little kids...........................makes me feel big and strong.........
alpha
09-11-2004, 02:31 AM
You are big and strong...
In more then one place ;)
Vishus
09-11-2004, 02:55 AM
I just happen to remember this one time at Six Flags Great America, I went to the kid section (42" or lower) and I couldn't stand the little kiddies arguing about being the best. They all payed for the Wac-A-Mole game and the lady at the counter said "Come play the Wac-A-Mole game! We're waiting for more players!" So I laughed outloud and came over and payed. When the game started I brung out all the fury within me bopping those moles and well I won and I screamed, "Yes! I'm the best!" then the lady laughed at me and gave me a froggy dolly and I went up to the kids said, "I AM the best!" while waving my prize.
Dread
09-11-2004, 05:11 AM
enough about those meddling kids.. what about that darn dog?
hehe get it? IM WITTY!
When littler kids annoy me I like to tie them up and stick them in the little shed in my backyard then after a while I go take them out and throw them in the shower naked while still tied up then I sexually experiment with them and then eventually rape then throw them in MJ's house so I don't get blamed. =-o
and you complained when i said you where ghey :wtf:
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