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Majora
09-26-2002, 07:21 AM
Girls characters rock. In fact any game starring a girl gets my attention (er... except for Dixie Kong............... I'm talking about humans here). :D
I'm sure you all feel the same way (unless you're homosexual or just weird).
Would you rather watch Mario or Bond running around your screen or a hot chick?? I know what I'd prefer.
I reckon thats why Tomb Raider is so popular. If Lara had been a guy then the series would have faded away after the first game.
Now Joanna Dark wasnt like this at all. In fact, I found her incredibly UNATTRACTIVE on Nintendo 64. In fact IGN is saying that she even looked lesbian (I dont know where they get that from).
You wanna know why she looks different for the Xbox??
Cos they've worked out why Perfect Dark wasnt all that popular... the chick wasnt hot enough!
I really like this new Joanna, she looks kinda cute!
I reckon that the new look Joanna will mean serious bucks for MS. Everybody likes a cute girl.
Do u think the new look Joanna will influence sales?
Majora
09-26-2002, 07:24 AM
Note that the poll only includes girls as main characters, thats why Zelda and Peach etc arent there.
Dwhitten
09-26-2002, 07:39 AM
lol yea I get a stiffy just thinking about Dixie Kong...........
Majora
09-26-2002, 07:46 AM
LMAO
ChriZno
09-26-2002, 02:23 PM
*LOL* yeah dixie kong all the way!! grrr that hairy chest and those huge feet with a thumb really gets me going!! :) :)
No, Joanna Dark all the way... but the n64 version did not do justice to her appearance... i think the xbox version will kick ass...at least graphically :)
Jordan
09-26-2002, 03:35 PM
Buffy is Sarah Michelle Gellar right?...so Buffy it is :)
ChriZno
09-26-2002, 03:49 PM
Yeah shes Sarah Michelle Gellar allright, but very poorly animated with scruffy texturex and stuff... the new joanna dark has grapchics and physics powered by a whole different 3d engine... if that was not the case, it'd of course go with buffy ALL THE WAY!!! But the way it is now, i gotta go with joanna dark... :) :
Jordan
09-26-2002, 03:51 PM
heh, ok....
hmmm.... this is such a sad topic...seriously... :p
Majora
09-26-2002, 03:56 PM
You think a topic about girls is sad? Which way do you swing buddy?
Anyway when you start making threads (have you ever made one?) we'll discuss this matter further.
Majora
09-26-2002, 03:57 PM
Okay, who voted for Joanna Dark on the 64? That's just wrong!!!
Jordan
09-26-2002, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by Majora
You think a topic about girls is sad? Which way do you swing buddy?
Anyway when you start making threads (have you ever made one?) we'll discuss this matter further.
They're video game characters Majora..... video game characters..
Majora
09-26-2002, 04:01 PM
That's right and they often look better than real women!
(I dont see many many women with Lara Croft's proportions walking around...) :D
Jordan
09-26-2002, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Majora
That's right and they often look better than real women!
(I dont see many many women with Lara Croft's proportions walking around...) :D
hehe.. yes... I think you've got a point there ;)
andys
09-26-2002, 04:44 PM
i think dixie is the best......
dncardman
09-26-2002, 08:13 PM
oh yeah dixi is a hot bitch
Haver
09-26-2002, 08:26 PM
joanna got my votes shes hot in them catsuits...
Zelda Prime
09-26-2002, 10:17 PM
Ooh, Joanna on the X-Box! All those round polygons!!!!11
Skull Kid
09-26-2002, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Jordan
They're video game characters Majora..... video game characters..
Buffy aint a video game character. shes real. btw, thats who i voted for. i love her ass :heybaby:
Chris
09-26-2002, 11:52 PM
I voted Lara Croft. There's also Bloodrayne, that game looks like it will be pretty good.
Majora
09-27-2002, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Skull Kid
Buffy aint a video game character. shes real. btw, thats who i voted for. i love her ass :heybaby:
Yeah but I was talking about the video game version of her.
Alienheat4
09-27-2002, 01:12 AM
I'm not sure what you guys are smoking but she looked pretty good in the old game.
http://pdzero.detstar.com/downloads/wallpaper2_b.jpg
http://pdzero.detstar.com/downloads/wallpaper5_b.jpg
http://pdzero.detstar.com/downloads/wallpaper5_b.jpg
Majora
09-27-2002, 01:15 AM
But she never looked great IN the game, just okay in the artwork.
Alienheat4
09-27-2002, 01:17 AM
That's my point exactly that new Joana is just concept art and it is possible that she will not look like that in-game
Majora
09-27-2002, 01:23 AM
I just thought about something!!!! If its a FPS then we wont see her at all anyway (except in FMV clips...) so whats the difference what she looks like???????
BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY .....
....... ummmmmmmmm ....... yea ......
Some of that magic potion would do great right now ..........
Emmitt2222
09-27-2002, 05:24 AM
I like Gellar in real life so I vote for her. The best video game girls would have to be those girls in Agent Under Fire and that fine school girl from Agressive Inline Yow!
Galcian
10-03-2002, 04:10 PM
I thought this was going to be a good thread, but then I realized what forum I was in.
You know, nothing can beat those pixels on Joanna, so round and curves in all the right places.
Majora
10-03-2002, 04:47 PM
Cool! My thread is back! Havent seen this one in a while.
Change of topic!
Is Princess Peach hot?
I never thought so until Gamecube. She looks good in SMS and SSBM.
I´m puzzled this thread got this far without the hottest nicest game girl of recent times.
Alexandra Roivas, baby!
Majora
10-04-2002, 12:25 AM
Who?
Galcian
10-04-2002, 12:52 AM
Is she from Eternal Darkness
RedhotgorillaUSA
10-04-2002, 04:08 AM
*masturbates while thinking about dixie kong*
they dont call me "red hot gorilla" for nothing!!!!!!
EDIT: if you actually thought i was serious, then you're a retard with a capital r
Mirai
10-04-2002, 06:16 PM
Despite not liking the reason she was changed I find the new Jo better.
Majora
10-05-2002, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by RedhotgorillaUSA
*masturbates while thinking about dixie kong*
they dont call me "red hot gorilla" for nothing!!!!!!
EDIT: if you actually thought i was serious, then you're a retard with a capital r
I'd say that Candy Kong was better.
RedhotgorillaUSA
10-05-2002, 01:44 AM
OF COURSE!!!!!!! why didnt i think of her?!?!?!?!
the one on the short-lived DKC cartoon was better looking:uhh:
Majora
10-05-2002, 06:31 AM
Yeah she was pretty hot. Cant say I liked her hair style.
Remember that guy Buster Kong or something? He was cool.
RedhotgorillaUSA
10-05-2002, 07:36 PM
Bluster was his name. he was too self-centered and snooty for me
snifit61255
10-06-2002, 07:43 PM
this is truly sad.
Mirai
10-07-2002, 01:42 PM
Well its not like most of us are gonna get real women :p
Majora
10-07-2002, 04:20 PM
Josh has real women... they're goats though :D
Mirai´s got a wise point.
Super Sonic
10-12-2002, 01:12 AM
Lara Croft is the bomb. She is hott as hell. Who dont like her?
Spatula
10-12-2002, 01:17 AM
http://www.gamersmark.com/gamecube/pictures/gccolors_s.gif ooooh yeah! thats what daddy likes. http://www.gamersmark.com/gamecube/pictures/gcgba_s.gif check out THOSE jubblies!
Link of Zelda
10-19-2002, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Kliq
BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY .....
....... ummmmmmmmm ....... yea ......
Some of that magic potion would do great right now ..........
:rolleyes: okay
:wtf:
Majora
10-19-2002, 02:14 AM
Magic potion? You mean elixer?
Sendok
10-20-2002, 02:46 AM
I relize that the Final Fantasy women aren't in more that one game, but I happen to think they are the cutest/hottest as they come. Well for a video game at least.
Majora
10-20-2002, 03:35 AM
agreed.
Although I must object to the poll. Joanna on N64 was unappealing. She is certainly not better than Lara Croft (or Dixie for that matter).
Nintendohead
10-20-2002, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by Spatula
http://www.gamersmark.com/gamecube/pictures/gccolors_s.gif ooooh yeah! thats what daddy likes. http://www.gamersmark.com/gamecube/pictures/gcgba_s.gif check out THOSE jubblies!
Ohhhh yeah (kool aid guy style)But really Joanna Dark is hot so curvy.:p
Sendok
10-22-2002, 12:30 AM
Which Joana??
Jo-"anime" dark on the XBox
or the original on the N64??
sagara0510
10-25-2002, 07:22 PM
i...what...where...
damnit im surprised there's not been any mention of the resident evil girls
Jill Valentine. She looks great in the Resident Evil remake. now there's a nice ass
Link of Zelda
10-26-2002, 02:23 AM
What about Yuna????? She looks um hott!!:eek:
sailormoon_47
10-26-2002, 02:51 AM
the new drawn pd girl. -licks lips-
hehe, j/k!!
Zelda Prime
10-26-2002, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by sagara0510
i...what...where...
damnit im surprised there's not been any mention of the resident evil girls
Jill Valentine. She looks great in the Resident Evil remake. now there's a nice ass Nice and plump ass...
Templar
10-26-2002, 07:34 AM
I voted joanna on 64 to spite majora because he said she wan ugly... atherwise I would have said buffy... She makes me feel funny...
Majora
10-26-2002, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by Link of Zelda
What about Yuna????? She looks um hott!!:eek:
This thread is old. Yuna would have been included.
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