Your Martial Status

[Kliq]

Yep .. I'll vote in the poll in a few days .... when I'm taken !!!1111 .. :uhh:

[Jushiko]

Taken, fo shizzle

[Tommy]

Single

[Sharobob]

single, not forever, I hope

[TyBO]

Now: Single (someone, please love me)

[Ringo]

Single for a day or two...

[Kliq]

Meh screw it, I might as well vote taken.

[Skull Kid]

Single (sorta)

[Kliq]

Eh ... sorta :confused:

[Silent Warrior]

im single.

[xjermariox]

Single. :rolleyes:

[Dwhitten]

Single.

[Kliq]

I A/\/\ b3773r 7|-|a/\/ a|| of y0u!!11

[Haunted Mansion]

Single, yeah.... sad.

[C.J.]

Originally posted by Kliq
I A/\/\ b3773r 7|-|a/\/ a|| of y0u!!11

F(_)><0|25 y0(_)!!11 I 4?/\/\ †3|-\ |83++3|25!!11 †4|<3|\\!!1

[Batmanuel]

I am single sorta, I have a off and on relationship with this one girl. So one day I am single, and the next taken.

[nigelfloe]

if u meant marital status, then single, but if u actually meant martial status, then i m a kungjitsu masta who can punch thru plasta ill turn yo ass into a national disasta

word

[yamiyuuki]

Single, as of now....

[Boggy700]

Shwingle!

[Jhui Khaiie Weight]

not single, but twice.

[PhixedDice]

Single.

I'm looking for sex though.. anyone interested?

[Colin™]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch, yo.

old skool saying, yo!


Single....kinda.

[Sharobob]

and you asked this is a gaming forum??

did you really expect the taken people to outnumber the single people, then you are stupid, but if you just wanted to see how much the single people outnumber the taken people, I would predict 500,000:4

[Boggy700]

Originally posted by PhixedDice
I'm looking for sex though.. anyone interested?

yes.


...oh, you mean with you.




...yes.

[Majora]

heh funny.

Isnt it a given that a bunch of video game loving nerds are single?

:cheers:

[Viper]

Am I the only one married here? 6 Years.

[Sharobob]

^ probably not, but one of the few

[Carlos]

Working on taking this one woman I want so bad.....

But currently single.

[Prince]

I wish i could get a girlfriend :( No girls will even come near me!

[Viper]

^that one's too easy.

[Sharobob]

Originally posted by Prince
I wish i could get a girlfriend :( No girls will even come near me!

[Prince]

Originally posted by Viper
^that one's too easy.

:(

[Sharobob]

ouch....

[Kliq]

Haha, I didn't expect anything different from you guys ... :)

[Hobo Moe]

My absence from the forums and internet all together?



Taken.

[advancemonkey]

....... i wil be single forever...... so sad

[Michael Bluth]

Single, yo.

[video game master]

Why do you want to know...*shivers*.

[Sharobob]

^ ahhhhh run away!!!!*hits a pole, falls down*

[Skull Kid]

Originally posted by PhixedDice
Single.

I'm looking for sex though.. anyone interested?

*Slowly raises hand*

[MCKingKongMushi]

Single.

[the game]

I am single.

[David]

Single.

[Ringo]

Hm.. I think the only people who are "taken" acualy have lives and should be baned from the fourms...

[Sharobob]

^ I agree

[Dark_Cloud]

Originally posted by yamiyuuki
Single, as of now....

realy?:heybaby:

[[[tavis]]]

me and my ex are taking a break still, kinda nice cause we are developing our old friendship and realizing why we started dating in the first place, good thread Kliq!

[Viper]

Wow...I'm still the only one who posted they were married. Once again you guys are making me feel old.

[Prince]

How do you get a girl. Should i take showers daily? I am lonely as hell! :(

[Kliq]

Yea, daily showers and deoderant are good ..

[yamiyuuki]

^that would be an excellent idea....

[Dark_Cloud]

Ok, its about time to whip out this bad boy. I call it The Girlfriend Owners Manual

You seem to be in pretty bad shape Prince, but I like working with a clean slate.

1.)Getting the girl: Getting girls is easier than you might think.You might want to start low, as to build some confidence. The first step is to talk to her. Girls are suckers for guys that acknowledge their existance. Ask for a pencil or something, and strike up a conversation. Initiating the conversation is half the battle(<<if anyone knows what thats from, then you deserve an arbor mist).
2.) Keeping her interested:The next step is to keep her interested in you. If you ask people they might say the best way to do this is to be yourself, but Im telling you to lie your ass off. No one likes a boring guy that knows computer giberish and whatnot. A good strategy is to tell her funny stories about stuff that happened to you when you were with friends. If you have no friends, then make some up.
3.)The other half of the battle: Now its all up to you. You got to go with your gut feeling. When with a girl, turn your brain off, it will give you nothing but trouble.

helpful hints: If you are shy, then this might be hard, but you gotta keep talking, no matter what. Girls dont like guys that dont talk to them, simple as that.

Well, thats a couple of my words of wisdom. I have more, but i dont want to type it all up. Thats is just the initiation part. There is a whole other part about getting the girl to go out with you. Thats probably the worst part because you might get rejected and, well, that sucks ass.

Oh yeah, i forget to mention my favorite analogy for guys and girls. Guys are like dogs, and girls are like cats. If you want to get a dogs attention, you run up to it and start petting it and playing with it and throw sticks and stuff. Cats are another story. if you do what you would do to a dog, it will run away. You gotta go up to it slowly, put out your hand, and if it like you it will come over. If you run at it it will just run away. Same with girls. Dont come on too strong, ,or it will scare them away.

[Jhui Khaiie Weight]

1: you suck the girl's blood.
2: you suck the girl's privat part.
3: you suck.

[yamiyuuki]

Originally posted by Dark_Cloud
Ok, Initiating the conversation is half the battle(<<if anyone knows what thats from, then you deserve an arbor mist).


Big Daddy, right? Can I have an Arbor Mist, please?

[Jhui Khaiie Weight]

Originally posted by yamiyuuki
Big Daddy
http://www.burntblue.com/l/labels/bigdada/bigdada_logo.jpg

[Dark_Cloud]

Hehe, it is from big daddy! *hands yuuki an arbor mist* Dont drink that too fast now. Those imaginary drinks will realy pack a punch!

[Wafangor]

Your not the only one skull kid. But all I can tell you is that you aint gonna get NONE spendin' all the time here. You gotta TRY! 'Less you wanna get those whores out there that don't care nothin bout looks, age, or the 'tude. Sorry for the talk.

[Kliq]

Nice manual Dark_Cloud :)

[Dark_Cloud]

Hey, Im glad someone appreciates my hard work. I am a very slow typer, and it takes me along time to type something up that size.

[David]

I appreciate it...and I'm onto step-two of that manual with a very hot chick.

It's been a long time to get there already though...damn! I hate being shy!

[Kliq]

Good luck David.

[David]

Thanks Kliq. If we end up dating, then you won't see me here as much... :P

[{R}Ev0lut!on]

single

[Viper]

^Why am I not surprised.

[{R}Ev0lut!on]

^hey fuck you buddy

[Viper]

^Sorry, like I posted before, I'm already taken.

[ch33f]

lmao

[Skull Kid]

Originally posted by {R}Ev0lut!on
^hey fuck you buddy

Hey, your walking on thin ice. I'm not sure if you saw the PM I sent you yet or not. If you didn't read it read it yet, I am telling you now. This is your ONLY warning.

[David]

I was wondering which S-Mod or Admin would say that...

[ch33f]

cmon now

thats a bit harsh the young lad was just defending himself

[Skull Kid]

He was already banned once. He knows why he was banned too.

[ch33f]

*grabs {R}Ev0lut!on by the scruff of his shirt*

YOU NAUGHTY BOY!! *smack*

[Prince]

{R}Ev0lut!on is the guy sending me death threat PM's!!! Apparently i got him banned =/ i wonder what i did.

[Supa_Nova]

single :(

[Prince]

I picked up a chick at Miccy D's tonight :rockon:


I'm big pimpin' yo pimp:

[{R}Ev0lut!on]

Originally posted by Prince
{R}Ev0lut!on is the guy sending me death threat PM's!!! Apparently i got him banned =/ i wonder what i did.

That is a lie i want a trial.

[ch33f]

you didnt kidnap the drive thru lady did you?

[{R}Ev0lut!on]

:angel:

[Lucifuge]

Ever had sex with your sister?
DANZIG has.

[Prince]

I did. Once :D

[Spatula]

single. but only for a small while.

im going to steal jushiko's girl...she even told me she'd shower with me.

[nbakyfan15]

Me and my girlfriend have been together for over a year. Hope that doesn't change.

[ch33f]

Originally posted by Spatula
single. but only for a small while.

im going to steal jushiko's girl...she even told me she'd shower with me.

you should hook up with that xero freaky fat chick... she wants you bad!!:evillaugh

[Kliq]

Xero is mine ... back off biatches.

... anyone seen Cystal lately ... :uhh:

[Skull Kid]

You can't be serious :wtf:

[Viper]

Originally posted by Kliq
Xero is mine ... back off biatches.

... anyone seen Cystal lately ... :uhh:
LMFAO..That was wrong, Kilq.

[Spatula]

Originally posted by Shane
you should hook up with that xero freaky fat chick... she wants you bad!!:evillaugh

shes moved on to some other forum member. heh.

[Bryan]

Single now.

[Kliq]

For those wondering, Xero looks like a mix of Carmen Electra and Pamela Lee .... :susp:

[nigelfloe]

Originally posted by Jhui Khaiie Weight
1: you suck the girl's blood.
2: you suck the girl's privat part.
3: you suck.

ive tried that, 4 me it just ends up w/ lots of screaming, blood, and a corpse. and the cops don't like it when u hide corpses in the meat locker

[coolwiteverybody]

Respect the ladies

[Dark_Cloud]

Haha......was that the response you were looking for?

[absolut xero]

now i remember why i stopped posting here :(

[Jushiko]

poor Xero, I'm sowwy

[absolut xero]

-_- riiiight

[Spatula]

aw...

[Dark_Cloud]

ha

[coolwiteverybody]

Chiiill peoples, that do make da girls feel bad. And you guys wonder why you don't have female members. You guys got like 4 female members..

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

all of you show some fucking respect you immature losers..I should ban shane for that remark.

[Jushiko]

Originally posted by xero
-_- riiiight

I was being sincere, just cute...sorry.

I really do feel bad that so many people can be jerks.

[Dark_Cloud]

Busted

[xjermariox]

damn i missed a lot up in herre. That was a good manuel Dark_Cloud. And yall quit being mean to the ladies sho some respect

[Sharobob]

Originally posted by Nathan
all of you show some fucking respect you immature losers..I should ban shane for that remark.

yes you should

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

All of you take this as your final warning, if I catch the slightest disrespect to a female member you will be banned as long as I see fit...

[Tommy]

Originally posted by Shane
you should hook up with that xero freaky fat chick... she wants you bad!!:evillaugh

wtf Shane,show some respect you dick

[coolwiteverybody]

For real, thats disgusting what ya'll said.

[absolut xero]

seriously guys..i left...so why are you still talking about me?

[Dark_Cloud]

why did you leave?

[coolwiteverybody]

Because she had no respect, and she still don't, well not from everybody.

[Bryan]

Fuckers.

And you kids best fix those goddamn sigs. *knocks over lamp, pours out Shane's beer, flips off Kliq*