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StarFoxDisciple
04-20-2003, 05:27 AM
Who's going?
Who are you going with?
What does your tux/dress look like?
What are you doing before/after the event?
Limo?
Will you make a move on your date?
Do you think you'll tear yourself a piece of ass?
Well, middle school doesn't really have a prom. We have a formal dance for all the eight graders. I'm positive that I'll be going to the dance with this one girl I like, it should be good.
I haven't thought about what I'm wearning or what I'm doing before or after the event.
I'll probaly not make a move ... probably.
And no ... no ass for me :(
StarFoxDisciple
04-20-2003, 05:30 AM
Um, I'm going with a girl named Celeste. She's 19. My tux is gonna have a long black coat with a black shirt and probably a black tie and black vest (unless I find out what color her dress is gonna be so we can match). My friend Alex says there's room in the limo that he's taking so I might go with that. Beforehand, we'll probably go eat somewhere. And afterwards we will have lots of sex. Yes... lots and lots of sex.
I'm a sophmore... no prom, but I already had a semi-formal and it was mad fun. It's nothing special (no limo of any of that), but I did get a hot date:D
and awesome after party hehe...
Oh wow, lots of sex. You lucky bastard.
^Bingo:hump:
for me that is hehe
I always knew SFD was the pimp to end all pimps.
Michael Bluth
04-20-2003, 05:38 AM
No prom for me until next year. :cry2:
StarFoxDisciple
04-20-2003, 05:44 AM
Ok, maybe I was exaggerating about the sex or whatever but I'm definitely going to make a move. I'm pretty sure I can pull off something, in fact I'm almost positive. And that's the whole tradition of prom isn't it?
And it's weird, everybody does think I'm a "pimp" or whatever just because I'm taking somebody two years older than me... everybody except this one bitch and I'm like "shut the fuck up bitch, you're going with a fucking freshmen" ....which she is....
Hahaha, you o\/\/ned her.
Originally posted by StarFoxDisciple
Ok, maybe I was exaggerating about the sex or whatever
Yea I was too, but no one was really believing/ listening to my story... we did hook up however:uhh: ... ok, not really the same
Yes you are a pimp SFD...
Skull Kid
04-20-2003, 05:52 AM
I ain't gonna have a prom 'til 2 more years :(
Batmanuel
04-20-2003, 06:11 AM
I have to wait four years.
Sharobob
04-20-2003, 06:17 AM
there is a dance at the end of the year, but i don't think I wanna go because it is gonna be stupid
I probably will end up going anyway because my friends will con me into it.
No dates for me, none at all. All the girls at my school despise me.
nigelfloe
04-20-2003, 06:19 AM
damn i need a chick
any takers?
well, if I could hook you up I would, but odds are slim that you live in/near Philly:uhh:
nigelfloe
04-20-2003, 06:31 AM
yeah thats tru im kinda far away.....................mayb u could send her 2 me, like in a box or sumtin?
Boggy700
04-20-2003, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by nigelfloe
damn i need a chick
any takers?
I could dress up like one for you.
Jhui Khaiie Weight
04-20-2003, 06:39 AM
Originally posted by Boggy700
I could dress up like one for you.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/expression.jpg
Boggy700
04-20-2003, 06:41 AM
haha! you don't know the half of it.
Jhui Khaiie Weight
04-20-2003, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by Boggy700
haha! you don't know the half of it.
http://www.yourdoctorinthefamily.com/images/scared.gif
xjermariox
04-20-2003, 07:05 AM
No prom for bout 3 years. * sigh *
Skull Kid
04-20-2003, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by Boggy700
haha! you don't know the half of it.
http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/people/Einstein.gif
PhixedDice
04-20-2003, 07:35 AM
I'm going.
Gonna ask on Tuesday.
Looking for some sex.
Hot, sex.. and lots of it.
^Damn Phixed, I didn't know you were that into her (no pun intended):uhh:
Colin™
04-20-2003, 07:38 AM
I never went to prom
Big ups yourself with the honey, though.
PhixedDice
04-20-2003, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by TyBO134
^Damn Phixed, I didn't know you were that into her (no pun intended):uhh:
C'mon brother, it's High School. When you like a chick, you want sex. Simple as that..
It's not like Elementary where you like a girl, and you want to hold her hand stuff anymore.. Heh.
Nice pun by the way. Very clever, even if it wasn't intended. :uhh:
:hump:
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