What is Non-Dairy Creamer?!

[=NukeBlaze=]

How can somthing be cream, yet non dairy?! The answer is found below!
Now you know that!......




http://www.recipelink.com/mf/24/306

[goku2057]

Palm oil? I don't wanna know how they get that...

[Colin™]

Palm oil is just vegetable oil.

Anyways, thanks nukie. I was having trouble sleeping.

[Crosman]

Palm Oil huh.

[ChriZno]

Wow... only in America... or maybe not... not in Norway tho.

[Lord Worm]

I'd just like to know how "Beef Ingredients" get into King Dons.

[Jon]

That is actualy incorrect. Non-dairy creamer is in fact, dried semen. It's true. I toured the factory.

[ChriZno]

Growr now I want some... :heybaby:

[Jon]

Ironically the non-dairy creamer factory was located directly across the street from a hand lotion factory.

[ChriZno]

Oooh and how far away from a sperm bank was it?

[Jon]

Actualy... I think it was located in the same building... just a different branch of the company. Funny how it all fits together, eh mate?

[Rabunis]

Last time I had non-dairy creamer I had a heart attack while driving on the highway, flipped my car 4 times and slid into a gas station resulting in a fiery explosion that left me paralyzed from the waist down

[David]

Does it still work Rabunis?

[Rabunis]

Yeah the civic runs better than ever