View Full Version : PD on Xbox = Degraded Shit
Brian
09-28-2002, 05:38 AM
Forget that, I'm not getting PD on Xbox... has anyone see how stupid it looks? It's like the Celda nightmare all over again except they made joanna look like a ravishing slut.
http://gamesradar.msn.co.uk/news/default.asp?subsectionid=159&articleid=64281&pagetype=2
A sweet add PD64 with better graphics and smoother gameplay would be the ideal key to a successful hit on the xbox, but no they go ahead and ruin it...
Big assed head... small body... what did MS do? Unleash the caged korean animators to go to work on Perfect Dark 2?
Jeeeeeez.
ChriZno
09-28-2002, 06:09 AM
Hehehe!! Chill man!!! :)
I'll have to take a look... HEY she's really cute, but not very lifelike, I'll grant u that... u can comfort yourself with tha fact that it's just artwork and obviosuly not real screenshots... screenshots, in my opinion, is when u see footage from the actual game, with "power" and "health" bars and everything... so im not convinced until i see screenies like that... :) THERE's STILL HOPE!!
Galcian
09-28-2002, 07:08 AM
I like cel shaded, each person has their own opinion, and I think cel shading adds originality and funkyness
Majora
09-28-2002, 07:33 AM
There's nothing cel shaded about this Joanna Dark.
I think it looks great.
And what do you have against ravishing sluts, Brian? :D
She doesnt look like a slut at all, but I do think she looks a bit like the girl from Peter Pan.
=NukeBlaze=
09-28-2002, 07:44 AM
:LOADS GUN:
IF ANYONE METIONS THIS AGAIN MR. YURDEL THE TURTLE GET A SHINEY NEW VENTALATION SHAFT.
Besides her name is Jo-Anime Dark
Majora
09-28-2002, 08:47 AM
That's IGN's joke.
Dwhitten
09-28-2002, 08:53 AM
lol she still look's like a slut............
dncardman
09-28-2002, 08:18 PM
hoe alert hoe alert
Cheat_Master
09-29-2002, 08:01 PM
Brian what is it that you have against xbox? Why are the games only good if there on the GC?
Galcian
09-29-2002, 08:33 PM
Yea, I hate people who care about graphics only, you know nothing about games
dncardman
09-29-2002, 09:53 PM
u be quit glacian how do u know that brian doesn't know about games
Haver
09-29-2002, 10:00 PM
i like pd but thats not joanna dark in that photo its not.
Galcian
09-29-2002, 11:08 PM
I don't understand you, be more thorough dncardman, and I wasn't talking to Brian, I am talking to everyone who thinks graphics > gameplay
orcus116
09-30-2002, 12:26 AM
Didn't Joanna used to have brownish black hair? Now she's a redhead. Look's like Rare decided to change other elements of her features too.
Storm_ Neo Defender
09-30-2002, 11:23 PM
If Joanna is a hoe then im sure everyone in here would love to get a piece of that ass!! I mean you all remember crash site in the old PD Right?? I dont think anyone can forget how sexy seh sounded when she was grunting in Pain..
Joanna:*uuhhh...ooohhhh*
It sounded more like her Puss was getting eatin away than she was hurt..Anyway Shes hot..
ChriZno
10-01-2002, 08:30 AM
Hmm Ive said it before and ill say it again neo-defender: UR SICK!!!! But HEY u make some good points... everyone says Joanna is a hoe!! Hey u guys i bet most of us couldnt get a piece of ass like Joanna even if if we tried all our lives!!! well, I bet I could, hehe j/k
So what if she looks like a hoe... dudes i know thats EXACTLY how u like em!! dont be so saintreligious (is that how u spell it?)!! :) :)
Blaksmoke
10-01-2002, 09:56 PM
3 simple words: WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT'S Joanna Dark? My God! If that's what the game will actually looks like I'm gonna feel sorry for whoever buys it a thinks its the origonal. You guys are right, graphics don't make the game, but THIS? How can anyone take it seriously like the first one if Joanna looks like she's 12?!?!
Cheat_Master
10-01-2002, 11:18 PM
lol storm neo i had to play that level alot....
What makes me laugh about all this, is that the basher fanboys are many of the same guys who defended Zelda´s cel-shaded look.
Colin™
10-02-2002, 01:41 AM
She got some nice tits.
And Juan's got a point, if that pulled that picture out while rare still worked for nintendo, all you guys would be shitting your pants with excitement.
I don't care if you hate microsoft, but make up some good reasons as to why.
Bryan
10-02-2002, 04:41 AM
LOL, it's not celshading, it's japanimation.
Blaksmoke
10-02-2002, 04:49 AM
No no, anime. If you say japanimation someone might kamakazie your ass with a Zero.
Bryan
10-02-2002, 04:52 AM
I have British combat skills from Goldeneye and PD... you know, before Rare became a Made in Korea Microshaft Slaving Whore.
Blaksmoke
10-02-2002, 04:55 AM
Hey, Koreans draw the Simpsons animation cells..............okay that has nothing to do with it.
Mirai
10-04-2002, 06:20 PM
I must say she is sexier but I don't like the reason for the change. people are afraid of new things.
Storm_ Neo Defender
10-05-2002, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Mirai
I must say she is sexier but I don't like the reason for the change. people are afraid of new things.
Sexier?? She looks like a fucking Assclown!!
Link of Zelda
10-27-2002, 01:36 AM
What the Hell are you talking about Neo defender. Shes not that pretty!:stupid:
Zelda Prime
10-28-2002, 03:42 AM
Nice bump, buddy
Majora
10-28-2002, 03:13 PM
Back on topic, Perfect Dark Xbox is NOT degraded shit.
And this comes from the same guy who bashes Zelda´s look.
Make up your mind, man.
Majora
10-29-2002, 01:32 AM
Joanna Dark isnt cel-shaded. Link is.
Joanna at least has detail. Link doesn't.
Seriously all the characters in Zelda look like powerpuff girls. I'm serious.
Batmanuel
10-29-2002, 03:43 AM
i like her 64 form she looked hotter
All I hear is "fanboy blabber, fanboy blabber, fanboy blabber"
Bryan
10-30-2002, 06:56 PM
Oh, yes... Jo isn't celshaded, she's anime. Now THAT IS degraded shit.
Auto Modellista has detail... and and and, that's celshaded, son. Zelda also has detail, after all, the characters aren't blobs. Oh well, why argue? Microsoft is, most obviously the best thing to ever happen to console gaming. :rolleyes:
WOW! I"M HIGH
10-31-2002, 06:04 AM
it's only artists work you fucking dipshits...it's not the real look of the game. It was done in hype for rare move to MS, so they figured they'd release info on PDZero, so they got to work on some simple ART work...not what she's gonna look like.
Zorotrav
10-31-2002, 03:09 PM
Majora I have a question for you and anyone else that like the new Ms. Dark that owns a xbox. If her was still on GameCube and looked like this would you still like her?(as much) if so would you defend her from people calling her kiddy or sluty?
btw I like the japanimation idea
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