View Full Version : Ashley Simpson Can Suck My Balls.
Spatula
10-25-2004, 03:02 AM
yeah, you heard me. so she was on snl last night, right?
and she plays through the first song, obviously lip syncing. i thought snl had a history of doing their performances live and NOT fake? i dont want a fucking milli vanilli, i want me a song.
the time for her second song comes up, and its the same as the first. this time, instead, her voice at the beginning of the track is turned down and she decideds to do some sort of irish jig.
the band thats playing with her turn their instruments on (they would normally just strum to the music playing), turn their instruments up, and be professionals and play the right song.
ashley, on the other hand, walks off stage instead of following the rest of the band with the right music. the camera cuts to two of the members of the band smiling, ready to bust out in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
they werent featured at the casting-call-type-thing at the end of the show, when ashley said "im sorry, my band played the wrong song."
this makes me laugh.
The last time I heard her perform live - at the VMAS - she was HORRIBLE, just plain HORRIBLE.
She can not sing and is just feeding off her sister's fame.
Blaksmoke
10-25-2004, 03:10 AM
I saw it, and I laughed because everyone now knows that she's as fake as Hillary Duff. :)
http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/jimmyjames/wtfdancewatmm.gif
Resident Darkness
10-25-2004, 03:20 AM
Man, I missed it :(
Sandman
10-25-2004, 03:38 AM
Haha, well check out this quote from Lucky Magazine:
Lucky Magazine: "What are your takes on lip-synching?"
Ashlee Simpson: "I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."
I saw it, and I laughed because everyone now knows that she's as fake as Hillary Duff. :)
http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/jimmyjames/wtfdancewatmm.gif
She was freakin yodel-dancing up there .... I saw a video of it earlier today. It was hillarious - she just "danced" for a while and then walked off stage, her band kept playing.
Spatula
10-25-2004, 04:24 AM
if you look closely, you can see when the band turns up their instruments to actually play the right song and after she walks off you see them smiling at each other.
Perfect Agent
10-25-2004, 11:48 AM
I'd still hit it.
ch33f
10-25-2004, 01:07 PM
http://www.bluegoop.net/alias/Ashlee_SNL_HighQuality.wmv
Here you go fellas. Courtesy of Alias from Blue Goop.
Perfect Agent
10-25-2004, 01:34 PM
HAHA, that was fucking pathetic. Stupid bitch.
Travis
10-25-2004, 03:59 PM
http://www.bluegoop.net/alias/Ashlee_SNL_HighQuality.wmv
Here you go fellas. Courtesy of Alias from Blue Goop.
What a stupid bitch...that was great.
Perfect Agent
10-25-2004, 04:14 PM
Look, I know you idolize me and everything but please, don't just say everything I say.
Vishus
10-25-2004, 04:47 PM
Its like they just picked someone out of the audience and stuck'em in some band and when she got off the stage the other band members were like smiling and thinking "Atleast she got the fuck out of here." But here was the real story which made it even more funny.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/people_ashlee_simpson
Sendok
10-25-2004, 05:49 PM
Heard about this on the Bob & Tom Show.
Its about time something like this happened.
WOW! I"M HIGH
10-25-2004, 07:27 PM
HAHA, that was fucking pathetic. Stupid bitch.
Perfect Agent
10-25-2004, 07:29 PM
Blow me, ****.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041025/capt.ny11210250545.people_ashlee_simpson_ny112.jpg
She is a hottie :hitit:
Perfect Agent
10-25-2004, 08:48 PM
Don't edit my posts, Klit.
Settle down now ... :nono:
i'd let her suck my balls...
BigChops
10-26-2004, 01:02 AM
i'd let her suck my balls...
And then fuck her nose. Nasal sex is hot.
Perfect Agent
10-26-2004, 01:21 AM
She has some nice tats going on there.
Lord Worm
10-26-2004, 02:09 AM
That's just embarrassing. Serves her right for being related to Jessica Simpson.
http://www.broadbandreports.com/r0/download/698456~09bf316e9b456810db02e76d60a2a3a1/ashleeOWNED.jpg
meowmix
10-26-2004, 03:32 AM
the misfits + danzig pwn you
Shotgun Plasma
10-26-2004, 07:21 AM
all singers do this lip thingy, britney spear, jessica simpson, all of "sex sell better than song" type girls.
They can't sing anyways, I heard them music is horrible, I miss the old 80 and 90's songs....now, it all about sex, their's body.
Spatula
10-26-2004, 10:02 PM
id have more respect for her if she wouldnt be a dirty hypocrite though.
swell
10-26-2004, 10:40 PM
i touched her nipples back in high school so BACK OFF GUYS!
Perfect Agent
10-26-2004, 10:52 PM
Haha, tell us the story.
swell
10-26-2004, 11:01 PM
well, we were in the same band and I told her that i would at some stage ruin her career if she didn't give me instant access to her breasts. She replied something like "a simple guitarist will never get that kind of power". I explained my plan of how i would do it to her and she was like "ehh well ok.."
so she came to my room that night and took off her bra and i was squeezing them and all that shit. I was just going to get my penis out of my pants when she said like "this was not part of the deal you pervert". Then she made sure i was kicked out of the band.
Anyway now when she got famous I got in contact with her drummer who is beginning to think she's such a brat and talked him into goofing it up at snl.. that was sweet . i have some regrets though
Perfect Agent
10-26-2004, 11:17 PM
Is she as thick as her sister?
dncardman
10-27-2004, 12:16 AM
Haha what a dumbass, anywho I would very much like it if she sucked my ballz:)
Perfect Agent
10-27-2004, 12:32 AM
I'll suck your balls.
Lord Worm
10-27-2004, 01:12 AM
I'll suck your balls.
Fuck that, I was next.
Spatula
10-27-2004, 04:11 AM
its funny, because i dont believe you, swell...
[[tavis]]
10-27-2004, 04:15 AM
i'd still fuck the shit out of her
dncardman
10-27-2004, 05:46 AM
I'd fuck the shit outta you if I had the chance...wait...I already did...
Blaksmoke
10-27-2004, 06:13 AM
Wow. This thread turned gay right quick.
Vishus
10-27-2004, 07:02 PM
its funny, because i dont believe you, swell...
Well maybe you should read more of his posts. I'm not saying its real or fake you just don't get it.
Perfect Agent
10-28-2004, 05:14 PM
Heh, just browsing IMDB and found this;
Young star Ashlee Simpson has been praised by a drug company for raising the profile of acid-reflux disease. The singer blamed "severe acid reflux" for her lip-synch performance on Saturday Night Live last weekend. And the makers of medications Nexium are thrilled with the free promotion. Astrazeneca's David Albaugh tells gossip site The Scoop, "Somebody of her high profile helps raise the profile of the disease. Obviously, it's good to have improved and increased awareness of acid reflux." A spokesperson for Tap - which makes Prevacid - says, "We believe that celebrities who talk about their experience with certain health conditions, such as acid reflux in this case, can help educate people on important health issues, as well as motivate people to talk to their doctors and get properly diagnosed and treated. We wish Ashlee Simpson the very best on her road to relief from acid reflux."
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