If it's as valuable as shit and can't throw for shit, by golly it's shit

[gmarbalest27]

Somehow Jeff Garcia managed to do worse than Couch has ever done; 8-for-27 for 71 yards, 3 interceptions, and a QB rating of 0. :D

[SharksandAsFan]

Nice thread title.

[Sam-ES]

Nice thread title.

It was very creative. :D

[twins15]

But he brings toughness and veteran leadership that Couch never did.

[Magus Relmyn]

Do you want Tim Couch back, Mark? Are you missing him? ;)

[Sam-ES]

Couch now backs up one of the best QB's in Peyton Manning. At least he has a chance to win a Super Bowl, even if he is a backup. :P

[X-Factor]

colts'll never win the SB with manning, and thats a fact

[Magus Relmyn]

The Colts will be contracted before they win the SB. Defense wins you championships, and trust me, Indy isn't a contender.

[paranoidmoonduck]

You mean like how they were one game away from the SB last year and how they have a better running game this year with a more experienced defense.

[bravest]

You mean like how they were one game away from the SB last year and how they have a better running game this year with a more experienced defense.
Agreed, and not to mention Edgerrin James being in a contract year. *nod*

[Chris C2]

K2's fibula has turned to shit, as well. Fitting for a team named the Browns have so many shitty things.

[Magus Relmyn]

You mean like how they were one game away from the SB last year and how they have a better running game this year with a more experienced defense.

The whole reason they were beaten in that one game before the SB was because of New England's defense and their complete domination of Peyton. Defense wins you championships. Just ask the Pats, Bucs, Ravens, and Rams (they had a great defense but it was overshadowed by the "Greatest Show on Turf")

[Sam-ES]

True, defense does win championships, but offense helps alot as well.

[paranoidmoonduck]

The whole reason they were beaten in that one game before the SB was because of New England's defense and their complete domination of Peyton. Defense wins you championships. Just ask the Pats, Bucs, Ravens, and Rams (they had a great defense but it was overshadowed by the "Greatest Show on Turf")

The reason they won that game is because NE handhandled the Colts wide recievers. Due to new rule changes that will defintely be called in a playoff rematch if one occurs, and due to Edge not fumbling in the endzone twice, I see the colts winning the next game.

[Pats_Fan]

i don't know about that...james fumble wasn't his fault, it was our defense that caused it.

[X-Factor]

Special Teams wins Field Position
Offense wins Games
Defense wins Championships

[Magus Relmyn]

Special Teams wins Field Position

Thank you John Madden! :D

[twins15]

Thank you John Madden! :D

Speaking of John Madden, someone needs to get Summerall off the air. I know he's just filling in for Mike Patrick, but the guy is too old. He's pretty terrible, and combined with the terribleness of Theismann and Maguire, it's hard to listen to those three.

[paranoidmoonduck]

Speaking of John Madden, someone needs to get Summerall off the air. I know he's just filling in for Mike Patrick, but the guy is too old. He's pretty terrible, and combined with the terribleness of Theismann and Maguire, it's hard to listen to those three.

Jesus, if Summerall weren't drunk every single broadcast for years, he would be great.

[Magus Relmyn]

He's pretty terrible, and combined with the terribleness of Theismann and Maguire, it's hard to listen to those three.

Most of the ESPN commentators are terrible.

[SharksandAsFan]

Most of the ESPN commentators are terrible.

Miller and Morgan (especially Morgan) were just horrible today. They couldn't get through the lineups without making a mistake. And Joe, the A's finally played smallball today, look where it got them.

[Magus Relmyn]

ESPN always has and always will stand for Extremely Stupid Peoples Network.