NomarFan5
12-25-2004, 02:45 AM
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Shaq Fu ruining your joy
Your wife's being hunted by an older guy
Who's dressed up just like a cowboy
Everybody knows a turkey and a purple gem
Help make adultery bright
Dyan Cannon with her facelift aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Shaq is on his way
Kobe's let fly lots of lies out in LA
And every single fan is gonna spy
To see if Shaq will put his boot in Kobe's eye
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids numbered 8 and 32
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas ... you two
The guys of page 2 on espn.com created those lyrics.. haha thats what shaq and kobe get for being such whiney babies.
Shaq Fu ruining your joy
Your wife's being hunted by an older guy
Who's dressed up just like a cowboy
Everybody knows a turkey and a purple gem
Help make adultery bright
Dyan Cannon with her facelift aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Shaq is on his way
Kobe's let fly lots of lies out in LA
And every single fan is gonna spy
To see if Shaq will put his boot in Kobe's eye
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids numbered 8 and 32
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas ... you two
The guys of page 2 on espn.com created those lyrics.. haha thats what shaq and kobe get for being such whiney babies.