The Greatest Dream Ever

[Gilly]

Last night, I had the greatest dream ever.

I dreamed I was at this huge party, and I knew some friends there. I was talking to this girl for about 20 seconds, and she pulls down her pants, and I just go behind her and put it in her. It was like this: :moon:

Then just standing there like 10 minutes later, I boned her, standing up in the middle of a party.

No one seemed to noticed. :)

After that, we hopped in my friend's car and took off. I don't know how I had his keys or why I was driving, cuz I don't have my license. Oh well.

Well, we're driving down the road and she starts making out with me, and her head eventually starts moving lower. :)

So she's giving me roadhead, and I like can't control the car for obvious reasons, so I have to slow down the car to 10 mph to keep it under control.

Then I just *bam* , right in her face, and I woke up.

It was cool, to say the least.

Now every time I saw her in the hallway today, I thought to myself, "I fucked the SHIT outta you last night" with a big smile on my face. :aim8-):

[Nate]

And then you woke up

[Phoenix]

That wasn't a dream. I was there!

*creepy music plays*

[OnBake Platinum]

I had the same exact dream last night, except it was Alpha Rioja.

[Gilly]

I could get her drunk enough to do all that...

[Alpha Rioja]

I had the same exact dream last night, except it was Alpha Rioja.

That wasn't a dream :D

[majik ninja]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that I was walking home from school and I saw Will Smith standing there selling snow cones and I bought on off him for $2.

[Gilly]

Will Smith is cool man
Especially if he's sellin sno cones

[dork]

A couple nights ago I had a dream that I was walking home from school and I saw Will Smith standing there selling snow cones and I bought on off him for $2.
*LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF*

[OnBake Platinum]

That wasn't a dream :D
Oh God...

[Wes]

You guys have boring dreams.

I mean, no flying involved at all?!

[Kay B]

so u had the dream last night but saw her today thinking you fucked her last night.....intresting

*sighs*

[Harmony]

My dream lastnight consisted of me running loads as they always normally do. Then I seen Mr. Burns from the simpsons and he was trying to kill me but just when I thought I was getting it, I turned into Cammy and kicked his ass!

I always dream of action n'stuff. Sucks!

[Kay B]

I have alot of sexy dreams :)

[Crow]

maybe you could do it for real...

Rohypnol is one hell of a drug

[Jon]

It's funny because we all know Gilly woke up with sticky underwear.

[dncardman]

Dude...just this morning I was bout to bone this chick in the ass and my dad woke me up right at that moment...damnit.

[bobo_ess]

flying dreams are the best besides wet drams...

[dncardman]

I never fly in dreams...just fall.

[bobo_ess]

twitching dreams are funny too, where you fall down, get hit, move suddenly, and you feel it...those are cool

[WolfmanNCSU]

I dreamed that I was sleeping next to a beautiful woman. When I awoke, it was by the same woman. :D

[Jon]

My dreams pale in comparison with reality.