The Second Biannual Watch Colin Get Drunk Thread!

[Colin™]

Yeah, mainly out of boredom and the fact that not a single college friend is in town this weekend, I've decided to give this type of thread another shot.

Now the last time I did this was back in twenty-ot-two, and I was an underage sophmore in college. It turned out pretty well but Hitman of all people called me one of those "alcoholics" and I got a bit sad and ended up watching Super Troopers.

Now, basically the premise of this thread is that I will begin drinking in an hour or two and as I go along I will randomly post any thoughts in my head, how I'm feeling, and probably some racial slurs. After each post I will list what I'm drinking, how far into it I am, and maybe what I'm listening to on Winamp.

I'm going to mix it up this time, and give you guys the opprotunity to ask me any questions that you want to know. About me, my life, my feelings on various subject matter, or whatever.

If I can pull this off right, this thread becomes a great study on the effects of alcohol and how much of a loser I really am.

I'll probably start drinking in about an hour or two, whenever laundry gets done.



Currently drinking - Dr. Pepper - about half a glass left.
Current mp3 - NIN - A Perfect Drug

[Skull Kid]

Ah yes, I remember that thread quite clearly. I believe Nathan did something similar at one point in time.

[Colin™]

Yeah, like 2 weeks ago.

Currently Drinking - Dihydrogen oxide
Current mp3 - Finger 11 - Quicksand

[Colin™]

Alrighty, my final load of colored will be done at 9:05, and I'm getting thirsty.

I think I'm going to start out strong with a 40 oz. of Old English Malt Liqour. Smooth and refreshing, in that homeless kind of way...

Anyways, I'm feeling sober and I have my wits.


Currently Drinking - Old English 40 oz. - Just opened
Current mp3 - Linkin Park - Papercut

[Esotsm]

This is a smashing hit.

[Galcian]

Listen to broken iris you homo. They have a new song.

[Skull Kid]

That, or Daft Punk's new album.

[goku2057]

Hmmm, IK loved teh last one of these.

How many times do you masturbait in an average day?

[Colin™]

Whats up dogs.


Sorry about that, I was getting down with some World of Warcraft, and kinda lost track of time. You know how that be.

I'm feeling a bit fuzzy headed (Alcoholics know what i mean) but I'm not quite drunk yet. I finished the forty and I finished a glass of gin and oj. Not bad , not bad. Just started a second glass of the gin and juice.

To answer our good friend goku, I typically masterbate about 0.4 times a day. I go a good 3 days without beating off, no problem. I got a girl son, remember that.

Currently Drinking - Gin and OJ - 8/9 of a glass
Current mp3 - DJ Shadow and Mos Def - Six Days

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

i'm currently buzzed and so is omega, we are on the phone together and i'm playing World Of Warcraft too.

[Colin™]

Awesome, what sever you on? Maybe I'll make an alt and keep you company.

Omega is wacky.

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

i play on gorefiend with mike

[Colin™]

alliance, horde, or what?


currently drinking - sipping on gin and juice, laid back... - half glass
current mp3 - The Meters - Sissy Strut

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

horde, i'm a lvl 11 tauren sitting indian style chillin in thunderbluff right now

[Colin™]

whats you name, kiddo!?

Jeez, I keep forgetting things...Maybe the onset of drunkness has begun

current sippy sip - same
current mp3 - same

Jon's a bitch

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

my hunters name is Forbes

[goku2057]

I think I need to get World of Warcraft.

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

sipping on gin and juice, laid back...



laidddd back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

[goku2057]

Rollin down the street...

[Greg]

gotta love drunkin threads. I'm actually a little buzzed right now. I would get drunk but ran out of beer and all is left is my dads and I don't want to drink all of his.

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

Rollin down the street...


smokin indoooooo


*inserts colins post*




fuck snoopdog, we got NNow.

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

gotta love drunkin threads. I'm actually a little buzzed right now. I would get drunk but ran out of beer and all is left is my dads and I don't want to drink all of his.


YOU GIANT FLAPPING POOOOSAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Colin™]

Alright kids, I just finished playing a bit more of wow. Kinda played with Nathan, mainly just tried out horde.

I'm feeling definitely tipsy, typing seems ot be a lot more work than I remember. Plus, I keep sneezing. I sneeze wehn I'm drunk.

currently drinking - 3rd glass of gin and juice. Not smoking any endo quite yet.
Current mp3 - Seal - Waiting for you (I'm not gay)

I'm surprised I haven't gotten too many questions except for goku's semi-homosexual question.

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

d00d, I haven't been aliance but horde is awesome...mike's guy is fucking pimp he was like lvl 43 and came to my aid and was fucking pwning people it was awesome.. He like rode in on a horse and all the n00bs were like OMGGGGG RUNNNNNNNN

[Colin™]

Mike has that effecton the ladies


9/10 drunk. Definitely shouldn't be operating heavy machinery.

Currently Drinking - Gin and Juice - halfway done
Current mp3 - Sugar Hill Gang - Rapper's Delight

[Colin™]

Just finished my third gin and juice. Talking to Omega on the phone, and he's a pretty smart fellow...

Definitely drunk, and feeling mighty fine..


CUrrently drinking - 4th gin and juice - just started
Current mp3 - Omega's fine voice...

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

hahahaa, is he still slurring?

[Skull Kid]

You guys need to do this shit more often.

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

lmao, he took a piss with me on the phone and pissed on the floor and shit, it was hilarous...

god adng I'm drukn

[Skull Kid]

When you're peeing in the drunken state, you're supposed to have one hand on the cock, and the other propped up against the wall. That way, you can keep youself up and balanced at the same time.

That's like an unwritten rule.

[WOW! I"M HIGH]

well he had one hand on the wall and one on the phone I think..lmfao

[Skull Kid]

Hahaha that makes it even funnier.

[dork]

Can I drink too??

[Colin™]

Bedtime, I'm def drunk

Curent drink - nothing
CUrrent mp3 - the wind

[Benarbia]

The wind. Lawlocaust.

[Orgasm Simulator Robot]

liar.

you ain't drunk.

well it's over.

goodnight.