**Virus Alert**

[Viper]

There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from your
colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it
under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends
and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three
rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your
system. Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the
case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then
retry to send this on. I think I have five friends, but am not entirely
positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.

[Fiend]

It took me up until this sentence to realize that this was a joke. "take two friends
and go straight to the nearest bar."

[OnBake Platinum]

Seen it.

[Gilly]

that's pretty funny

[Alpha Rioja]

funny? it's no joke. The virus is spreading o.O