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Michael Bluth
06-03-2003, 09:32 PM
Only because I'm being swamped with emails telling me about some a-hole journalist imposters at Computer Gaming World and GMR magazines do I feel compelled to write to you, the GREATEST FANS in the world. It is YOU and ONLY YOU who we care about.

I've just returned from a rare vacation, and have learned of the Perfect Score, 0, we received by some thesaurus smoking rapeclown writer at CGW and an identical twin-turd at GMR, now 2 Zeros plus 2 A-holes equals PURE CRAP, these guys have their tongues firmly implanted in the anuses of their sterile parent game publisher Ziff Davis.

Now I don't mind that they use RWS or POSTAL to grab attention to their failing tampon of a rag magazine, but its a real diservice to mislead their subscribers, gamers and everyone in the gaming community. People pay hard earned money for their "magazines" and they look for accurate information and reviews about games, not political expressions by closet case pseudo jouranlists. My apologies to all who have paid for these moralistic manifestos, one can only suspect they're on the payroll of the Leiberman For President campaign, so much for independece and originality. GOD BLESS AMERICA, we sure can use it.

So I say to you, to hell with them, lets not waste our valuable time stretching these a-holes, lets move on and have fun, play POSTAL, destroy, kill and enjoy life.

Always,
V

Vince Desi
520 577 0321
Running With Scissors
http://www.POSTAL2.com

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt...then it's absolutely friggin hysterical!"

C.J.
06-03-2003, 09:39 PM
That was good.

Gunpei
06-03-2003, 09:40 PM
I was gonna buy the game until it got horrible reviews.

dn03
06-04-2003, 12:49 AM
i thought any game with gary coleman in it would be good

PhixedDice
06-04-2003, 12:57 AM
Postal 2 looked like a 'fun for 15 min' kind of game.

Colin™
06-04-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by PhixedDice
Postal 2 looked like a 'fun for 15 min' kind of game.

That's exactly what it is really.

I downloaded it, and I never got past the first day. I just kept killing the people for a little while. Maybe I'll play it again when I'm pmsing/bored.

Serene Samus
06-06-2003, 02:32 AM
it looked so bad.

cheetahmanhood
06-06-2003, 02:44 AM
funny, and Postal 2 needed much more work done on it.

Shayde
06-06-2003, 03:21 AM
You can't even shoot off people limbs...all you can do is chop off their head with a shovel..I had fun with it for about a day.

pirateriemann
06-11-2003, 06:44 PM
postal 2 rules! Short game, but who cares. The game isn't about a story its about fucking people up and pissing on them.