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Michael Bluth
06-13-2003, 03:56 PM
Toronto — The organizer of a dwarf-tossing contest vowed the show would go on Thursday even as an angry Ontario politician made an 11th-hour bid to stop the event.

"My community is up in arms," said deputy Liberal leader Sandra Pupatello, who represents the Windsor, Ont., riding where the contest was scheduled to take place later in the evening.

"This, in my opinion, sets us back generations."

The contest was to take place at a strip club called the Leopards Lounge & Broil and feature audience members hurling a helmeted four-foot-eight performer who goes by the stage name Tripod.

The person who made the longest toss was to win a prize.

Ms. Pupatello introduced a private member's bill to ban dwarf tossing, and pleaded with the legislature to push it through immediately.

However, the Conservative government said it needed more time to review the implications of the bill.

Event organizer Renaldo Agostino said the club had received both positive and negative feedback about the contest, but dismissed suggestions it was exploitative.

"This guy is a dwarf.... He's looking to make his mark in the entertainment business," he said.

The star attraction of the contest, meanwhile, recently defended himself in an interview with the Windsor Star.

"I'm doing this because I want to," said Bradley, who did not want his last name used.

"I'm an adult and can make my own decisions. I don't need anyone telling me what I can or can't do."

The newspaper described Bradley as a 20-year-old who is a "regular on the local adult entertainment scene" and works at a grocery store during the day.

Under Ms. Pupatello's proposed bill, those who engage in dwarf tossing could be fined up to $5,000 and jailed for six months.

Public Security Minister Bob Runciman condemned the contest and urged the bar to call it off voluntarily.

"Don't take advantage of people who are less fortunate in society," he said. "It's very demeaning to them."

Mr. Runciman said other jurisdictions such as Florida and France have passed legislation to ban dwarf tossing, and said the Attorney-General's office was looking at all options.

But by late Thursday afternoon, Mr. Agostino said there were no plans to cancel the contest.

"I certainly respect Sandra Pupatello for what she is doing. She's looking out for her constituents," he said.

"It's a matter of personal choice. There are a lot more important things on the [agenda] than dwarf tossing."




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Jushiko
06-13-2003, 04:00 PM
dwarf tossing...its like a dream come true!

Viper
06-13-2003, 04:19 PM
That's hilarious. Toss the Dwarf......Toss the Dwarf.

It's legal for the women in the strip club to be totally naked but this person has a problem with a contest of strength involving hurling a verticallly challenged individual who is positive about the whole ordeal and would gain respect and noteriety in the local entertainment market because she feels its degrading to the vertically challenged community? I bet she is 4' 2".

David
06-13-2003, 05:32 PM
We also have hockey and lacrosse too!

Dwarf tossing...what will we crazy people think of next?

dn03
06-13-2003, 05:35 PM
i would do dwarf kicking i wouldn't touch one of those dirty creatures

Fugazi
06-13-2003, 07:24 PM
'..i wouldn't touch one of those dirty creatures'

Fuck you, dn03.

Michael Bluth
06-13-2003, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Fugazi
'..i wouldn't touch one of those dirty creatures'

Fuck you, dn03.

Word to that.

dn03
06-13-2003, 09:12 PM
sorry i gues i should respect the people that are getting thrown and unles your a dwarve or are in lovewith one i dont think u should care that much dont cry over a little joke u acctualy think i'm serious of course i wouldhave to throw one they wouln't go very far if i kicked one

The Big Nerd
06-13-2003, 09:35 PM
Let's shoot them violently in the head.
Then we'll rape 'em.

. . .

You didn't hear that.

Zelda Prime
06-13-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by dn03
sorry i gues i should respect the people that are getting thrown and unles your a dwarve or are in lovewith one i dont think u should care that much dont cry over a little joke u acctualy think i'm serious of course i wouldhave to throw one they wouln't go very far if i kicked one Shut the fuck up Mr. Run-on-sentence. When you say that they are "dirty creatures" and then people don't laugh at this "joke" and actually hold it against you, you try and take the easy way out saying stuff like "dont cry over a little joke" and "i wasn't being serious".

Whether it be serious or not, it's still wrong to call someone who's handicapped "dirty" and whatnot.

So yes dn03, fuck you.

dn03
06-13-2003, 11:25 PM
ok i'm sorry i shouldnt of made fun of the dwarves

dwarves don't like being tossed atleast gimley doesnt

FadingWallflower
06-14-2003, 02:01 AM
well, if its his choice... plenty of other people use their physical characteristics to achieve fame.

dn03
06-14-2003, 02:12 AM
like wee man

Michael Bluth
06-14-2003, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by FadingWallflower
well, if its his choice... plenty of other people use their physical characteristics to achieve fame.

Yes, but do you think they'd enjoy being called "dirty creatures"?


I think not.

KamiKaZe
06-14-2003, 04:25 AM
oh man...i thought that was sooooo funny. man..it just goes to show that some people need to lighten up a little. oh, and just so i won't feel left out, fuck you, dn03, lol

FadingWallflower
06-14-2003, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by Phantagram
Yes, but do you think they'd enjoy being called "dirty creatures"?


I think not.


granted, whichever one of you on this page called them that is an asswipe, but we know they flock together, so....

dn03
06-14-2003, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by The Big Nerd
Let's shoot them violently in the head.
Then we'll rape 'em.
i say one thing about them that i didnt even mean but nobody says anything about a guy that wants to kill them and to make matters worse have his way with there dead bodies

cubist
06-14-2003, 06:11 AM
Reminds me of the FotR movie..
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
yeah.

Jesus
06-14-2003, 09:01 AM
So what. I've been picking you lot up and throwing you for years.