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Majora
09-11-2002, 10:36 AM
In a recent report Rareware have announced that Bottles the Mole and Tooty, Banjo's sister, will return in this sequel.

The firm have stated that Bottles now operates a brothel called the XXXbox... and Tooty (now 16) has become a stripper!

Not only is Banjo annoyed, he's also vowed that Bottles will die for corrupting his kid sister.

It has also been mentioned that Kazooie's dead spirit will guide Banjo along his journey.

The Banjo team has declared that "This game deals with serious emotions. Not only must Banjo come to terms with his own sins (eating Kazooie) but he must also take on a whole new world of sin and corruption."

Interesting indeed. More as it develops.
Blaksmoke
09-11-2002, 09:06 PM
Mumbo is now a slum lord and drug kingpin in the Jinjo Village Underground.
revolution
09-11-2002, 09:24 PM
And you can stop posting these topics right about...............................

Now.
Blaksmoke
09-11-2002, 09:25 PM
Oh shut it these are fun.
Kliq
09-11-2002, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by revolution
And you can stop posting these topics right about...............................

Now.

Damn your party poopiness.


Lol, what Bill would do to innocent Rare mascots .... the horror ...
RedhotgorillaUSA
09-11-2002, 10:23 PM
i would post something, but the good stuff's pretty much been said already.


unless........jamjars is now the world's most strict and punishing mack daddy!:)
RedhotgorillaUSA
09-11-2002, 10:27 PM
both conker and banjo got their start on diddy kong racing. someone needs to do a filthy story of...oh, say...timber the tiger!

unless you still wanna go through with this
Shadow0131
09-11-2002, 10:47 PM
lol, make up a new game, star fox 4 or soemthing
snifit61255
09-11-2002, 10:57 PM
Banjo + Xbox = GEY
wolwoo
09-12-2002, 12:10 AM
lol
snifit61255
09-12-2002, 12:33 AM
Haha Banjo's owned by Nintendo!! Banjo-Boxo will never see the light of day!
Dwhitten
09-12-2002, 12:41 AM
lol good one majora keep them comming
Majora
09-12-2002, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by snifit61255
Haha Banjo's owned by Nintendo!! Banjo-Boxo will never see the light of day!

Yes...well... um...

Bonjo-Boxo is the new name.

Although Bonjo sounds a bit like Bon Jovi.
adrian100
09-12-2002, 01:58 PM
If only this game was made in real life than I could've bought an Xbox cause these are one of the best storylines I've read.What could be next?Mumbo and his friends involved in some big drug smuggling campaign.
Brian
09-12-2002, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by revolution
And you can stop posting these topics right about...............................

Now.

Good idea, I think I'll go ahead and close it up.