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Miyahon
07-25-2005, 12:48 AM
So I was at the movies with this girl (not my GF) and she starts digging through her purse. She hands me a CD and says "hold this" and she keeps digging. She hands me her makeup and says "hold this" keeps digging. Anyway eventually she takes out a 7 inch vibrator and says "hold this" keeps digging. Anyway she than finds what she was looking for and puts everything back. What was i supposed to say?

I've known her for years she's the typical dumb blonde. Imagine Louanne Platter from King of the Hill and that's her.

Anyway I didn't say anything aside from typical snickering. What would you have said?
OnBake Platinum
07-25-2005, 03:46 AM
Secretly don't give it back and use it on yourself when you get home.
sam stoepee
07-25-2005, 04:56 AM
Take out your dick and say "hold this"
O.D.S
07-25-2005, 05:16 AM
lol, great reply there!
Crow
07-25-2005, 05:28 AM
what did it smell of?
n1n9tean
07-25-2005, 07:43 AM
Take out your dick and say "hold this"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OutlawAdidas
07-25-2005, 07:55 AM
what did it smell of?


probably smelt of ass
n1n9tean
07-25-2005, 08:00 AM
this is why I keep a bottle of hand sanitizer everywhere I go...you never know what kind of filthy nastiness is left on your hands after you touch doorknobs, bathroom sinks, dildos, etc.
HolyPaladin
07-25-2005, 08:05 AM
What would you have said?

"Why settle for imitation when you can have the real thing?"
OutlawAdidas
07-25-2005, 11:10 AM
"Why settle for imitation when you can have the real thing?"



Yea, to bad I'm all the way over here
bobo_ess
07-25-2005, 11:49 AM
that;s nutz...what if an usher walked by???
Crow
07-26-2005, 08:14 AM
shove it up his ass
Dorbin
07-28-2005, 06:39 AM
I woulda freaked out and said something like "er, pull my finger!" I then woulda made a farting noise to break the tension.

Jk.
OutlawAdidas
07-28-2005, 08:15 AM
I would have just said, "Maybe me and you should get together tonite"
koten
07-28-2005, 05:14 PM
"Can I watch next time you use this?"
SHOCK
07-28-2005, 05:16 PM
I would have said "set phasers to stun" and acting like I was shooting people with it, either that or I would have handed it to the next person on the isle and said pass it down.
Crow
07-28-2005, 06:05 PM
I would have just said, "Maybe me and you should get together tonite"

you'd say that to the vibrator?!
OutlawAdidas
07-28-2005, 10:21 PM
you'd say that to the vibrator?!



how'd you know
koten
07-28-2005, 11:38 PM
^ Everybody knows. I told them
Flamin Scotsman
07-28-2005, 11:55 PM
i like the penis idea!!

i would have either made a remark about the size of her purse and make a remark thats its like a magicians hat...

or more likely

turn it on.. stand up and go "NO I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH YOU PLAY WITH YOURSELF IN THE MOVIE THEATRE...YOU MAKE ME SICK!!"
F089/H
07-29-2005, 05:28 AM
only a 7 incher you say?

Damnit!
GodMachine_Iridius_Dio
07-30-2005, 09:49 AM
Guys, C'mon... you're missing the obvious....


"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!!"

or...

Turn it on, stand up, then begin waving it about like a light saber (they used a mixer in a bowl in the originals IIRC, but they sound similar enough). Sling it into the back row and flail around like your hand's been cut off if you wanna. Go nuts!


That's, ofcourse, if you're more a commedian. If you're more a freak :hump: (and I mean that in a purely good way) :D , get with her. She may be trying to do the same.

You said you have a girl friend, though. Well damn, I got nadda. (er was it Nadda III)
dncardman
07-30-2005, 05:28 PM
Haha first 2 replies were the best, i'd go with that.
OnBake Platinum
07-30-2005, 09:27 PM
I would have said "set phasers to stun" and acting like I was shooting people with it, either that or I would have handed it to the next person on the isle and said pass it down.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Stay Vertical
08-25-2005, 09:49 PM
I agree, that was the funniest one
LMFAO at all of them though.
Tael
08-27-2005, 08:32 PM
I would've given it to a hobo.
downtime19
09-22-2005, 04:59 AM
Start licking it like Matt Stone in BASEketball
Phatty
10-10-2005, 12:13 AM
Why was she carrying it in her purse? when was she planning 2 use it??! :queer:
Loomer
10-10-2005, 03:51 AM
I would have said "I know someone who might be willing to share his light-emitting dildos with you," while pointing to Dork sitting across the isle.
D3adcell
10-10-2005, 09:20 AM
I would have said "Do I smell lightsaber?"
Negativity
10-10-2005, 05:58 PM
I would've mugged her.
Harmony
10-10-2005, 08:54 PM
I would have said "set phasers to stun" and acting like I was shooting people with it, either that or I would have handed it to the next person on the isle and said pass it down.This by far would have been the best comeback EVER for something like that...

It's not that weird for me cause I know a few people who always have one at hand, or purse I guess.