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Jushiko
08-28-2003, 06:15 PM
http://www.static-labs.org/images/kickednuts.jpg
PhixedDice
08-28-2003, 06:20 PM
Words could not describle the pain. Thanks god for jocks, but they can only do so much...
Viper
08-28-2003, 06:20 PM
He picked a bad angle to come in at.




At least he got the block.
squee!
08-28-2003, 06:20 PM
Is that seriously why you dont play..? you usualy wear cups.........and the chances of that happening are slim anyway..
Carlos
08-28-2003, 06:23 PM
OW!

Fuck, that must hurt like fuckin' hell!
Jushiko
08-28-2003, 06:41 PM
Is that seriously why you dont play..? you usualy wear cups.........and the chances of that happening are slim anyway..

Well, no, I don't play because I suck at it.. :cry:


Viper, you are some kind of optimist. At least here.
Viper
08-28-2003, 06:47 PM
I've been a punt returner, never a linebacker for punts though. But I had my share of accidental groin kicks. Cup or no cup, it still hurts.
Peter
08-28-2003, 07:46 PM
..............owch.

Rugby kicks american footballs ass all over the pitch though. less rules, more mud, no pads, it just gets better :)
Barbooski
08-28-2003, 08:04 PM
Owchies.
Yes
08-28-2003, 09:15 PM
Because you're a pussy?
Jushiko
08-28-2003, 09:21 PM
Because you're a pussy?

You try to make one clever thread title, and it bites you in the ass.
Tommy
08-28-2003, 10:28 PM
Ouch.
Megamaguro
08-28-2003, 11:41 PM
Vinnie Jones can beat that any day.
dncardman
08-29-2003, 12:24 AM
OMG damn that must hurt, OWWW that just hurts looking at it.
BigChops
08-29-2003, 12:31 AM
Eh, soccer hurts more. I've been kicked in the balls twice, and it's not fun. I don't remember what happened after it happened, but people say I was cross-eyed. I was running up to the ball as it was rolling to a defender, and he was trying to clear it across the field. Well, he missed the ball and hit mine.
Tom ShitBurgers
08-29-2003, 01:02 AM
I've heard of some guy who had just one ball. he had a normal life, but he was sad.
Gunpei
08-29-2003, 01:40 AM
Maybe because football is the lamest sport ever...
Tommy
08-29-2003, 01:47 AM
Vinnie Jones can beat that any day.
Word.
Dark_Cloud
08-29-2003, 01:59 AM
I got kicked in the adams apple durring a game once. I thought I was gonna die because my vision was getting darker and darker. And if felt like there was something loose. But it turned out fine.
Tom ShitBurgers
08-29-2003, 02:00 AM
I got kicked in the adams apple durring a game once. I thought I was gonna die because my vision was getting darker and darker. And if felt like there was something loose. But it turned out fine.

oh shit ! for a second I tought you were the mono-balled man !

:eek: :eek:
Jesus
08-29-2003, 03:24 AM
Rugby Leauge so badly rules american gayball.
Yes
08-29-2003, 04:35 AM
Eh, soccer hurts more. I've been kicked in the balls twice, and it's not fun. I don't remember what happened after it happened, but people say I was cross-eyed. I was running up to the ball as it was rolling to a defender, and he was trying to clear it across the field. Well, he missed the ball and hit mine.

Yo one time me and my friends were playing soccer in some parking lot. My friend kicked the ball and it hit me square in my left nut. I fell to the ground and he kicked it once and it struck me again in the left nut. Needless to say, my left nut hurt for a while.
Fiend
08-29-2003, 04:36 AM
looking at that picture hurts.
Batmanuel
08-29-2003, 04:48 AM
I was talking to someone on aim when I clicked the board, and I just jumped back because that looked so painful.
japand00d
08-29-2003, 05:37 AM
Because you're a pussy?

Exactly what I was gonna say
Metal_head
08-29-2003, 05:52 AM
damn, I aint played football in a while, fuck school sports, but I used to play all the time in germany on our parade field..a bunch of army dudes, going at it full speed on the frozen tundra so to speak, that was the shit.
Jesus
08-29-2003, 07:17 AM
No the was not the shit you mis guided freak.
Megamaguro
08-29-2003, 11:02 AM
With no anaesthetic. Damn.

http://www.gla.ac.uk/~cmc1z/fantasy_celts/fantasy_celts_01/vinnie_jones_01.jpg
adrian100
08-29-2003, 11:31 AM
Looks painful but you Americans playing with protection, pffft.Try playing a game like Rugby League.
Tommy
08-29-2003, 01:05 PM
I got kicked in the adams apple durring a game once. I thought I was gonna die because my vision was getting darker and darker. And if felt like there was something loose. But it turned out fine.
adams apple...lmao
BigChops
08-30-2003, 06:30 AM
Looks painful but you Americans playing with protection, pffft.Try playing a game like Rugby League.
I don't play with any protection. Cups suck, makes it all hard to run.