Worst movie ever. [Archive]

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 01:12 AM

But.......but........the cats lost.....and then the dogs won but.........dogs smell and..............PLEASE DONT HATE ME BEFORE I CAN CLAIM MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU SPECIALPRO!!

I dont care what you say that movie was crappp...also maybe the pokémon movie

Mathx

09-11-2005, 01:53 AM

First, welcome back Stay Vertical from banland

and Second, The Movie I nominate is a movie i saw on the Sci-Fi channel called "Murder Machine" it was the worst plot/monster/actors/death sequences ever...

example: an expert soldier had just helped the helpless woman, and confused weaker male (who will no doubt have something to do the creation of the murder machine) anyways, the soldier had just gotten his friends to safety and turns to run away but slams his head into the wall falls down and basically lies there dazed and confused until the monster an overgrown heap of metal that has Edward Scissorhands like hands and a rotating head with chomping teeth...(I swear that thing was hella stupid looking)....

I didn't follow the plot much (even if there was one) and even though i saw it once, and not all the way through, and yet I still remembered the name has got to put some weight into its suckiness...

[[tavis]]

09-11-2005, 02:01 AM

titanic.

unbelievable story (not the sinking part retards) and bad acting.

ONLY GOOD THING was that they tried to recreate it accuratly

Phatty

09-11-2005, 02:02 AM

One of the worst movies would have to be 'rockstar', i dont kno if ne one has seen, but it sux! and i advise u never 2 watch it!

Fats

09-11-2005, 02:05 AM

Just realised that I'm not in the Madhouse...

*whoops*

Sorry... :aim:-p:

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 02:06 AM

Thankyou, and yes that movie sounds sucky.

I hate when in horror movies that go like this
GIRL: "oh my god was that horrible scary noise of somthing that might kill us if we split up?"
BOY "I dont know babe, lets split up"

Fats

09-11-2005, 02:09 AM

It's the horror movie cliche, used many a time by shitty American directors trying to make a quick buck because people are shallow enough to buy/rent the nonsense!

*rant over*

n1n9tean

09-11-2005, 02:42 AM

I say.....Troll 2......that kids dad was so gay.......and then there they go with the "NILBOG!!!!!!!NILBOG!!!!!!!!!"...............W.....T........F?!?!?!?! Was the movie about trolls or goblins? (goblin><nilbog)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 02:45 AM

harry potter 2 sucked

Fats

09-11-2005, 02:46 AM

Worst... Movie... Ever...

Click me right now!!! (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/momdad/)

Phatty

09-11-2005, 02:50 AM

Never heard of it, but it just sounds bad.lol. and also the harry potter films were alright, but definitly not as good as the books.

aman

09-11-2005, 03:06 AM

Has anyone ever seen Jack Frost 2? .... very ghey movie

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 03:07 AM

I didnt know they made it

n1n9tean

09-11-2005, 03:23 AM

Has anyone ever seen Jack Frost 2? .... very ghey movie

oh yea.......................

the part where the snowman raped that guy's mom = CLASSIC

Mathx

09-11-2005, 03:26 AM

oh yea.......................

the part where the snowman raped that guy's mom = CLASSIC

YES! a classic baddie...I've (thankfully) only seen the first one, I thought that it was suppose to be a children's movie, but once a kid got decapitated by a sled, I kinda got weirded out...

Jonny Royal

09-11-2005, 03:28 AM

Any Pokemon movies. (the first one was alright but that was when i was little.)

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 03:32 AM

It was by a differnt artist or somthing, it was just annoying

HolyPaladin

09-11-2005, 03:48 AM

Good luck finding worse movies than these two:
1) Ax'Em (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000067J4R/002-8456538-9497650?v=glance)
2) Half-Caste (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000294TCY/qid=1126403285/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-8456538-9497650?v=glance&s=dvd)

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 03:54 AM

Red eye was supposed to shit movie...you know the one with the plane and the guy and the girl and the dad.

aman

09-11-2005, 04:22 AM

HAAH..I just remembered..... Flintstones Viva Rock vegas...what a anus movie

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 04:25 AM

I always hated the flintstones

aman

09-11-2005, 04:33 AM

Happy Gilmore : Best movie evar!

Blaksmoke

09-11-2005, 04:47 AM

Kung Pow.

goku2057

09-11-2005, 05:26 AM

Wham, Bam, THankyou--- Wrong Forum.

MOVED.

IEatFriedPikmin

09-11-2005, 06:18 AM

jurrassic park 3 perhaps.

Dark_Cloud

09-11-2005, 06:33 AM

O is the worst movie ever made.

WOW! I"M HIGH

09-11-2005, 08:20 AM

the village

Moses

09-11-2005, 09:14 AM

Frankenfish

Crow

09-11-2005, 02:17 PM

anything with Keanu Reeves except the first Matrix....and dont go to badmovies.com, they have the evil dead trilogy rated as bad...bastards

anyway The Mummy Returns, something about the 1930's and jet powered blimps that i just dont get

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 04:23 PM

Was it the 1930's? Did they have double decker buses in the 1930's? I wondered why they wore such retarded clothes though.
All in all i liked that movie.

HolyPaladin

09-11-2005, 04:38 PM

Big Money Hustla$

Sandman

09-11-2005, 04:41 PM

You Got Served

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 04:46 PM

shaving ryans privates

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 04:47 PM

ok no more pornos

Fats

09-11-2005, 05:18 PM

DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA? MOULIN SPLOOGE?

I could go on, but I shall not...

downtime19

09-11-2005, 05:42 PM

Anchorman... *runs away*

Mr. Toto

09-11-2005, 07:10 PM

Shazam, starring Shaquille O'Neil. I...still have the nightmares.

Stay Vertical

09-11-2005, 07:13 PM

oh yeah that movie sucked major ass.

downtime19

09-12-2005, 01:55 AM

Couldnt be worse that that movie starring Mugsy Bugs...I forgot whatr it was called.

Darkness_Essence

09-12-2005, 07:44 AM

Freddy Got Fingered

Possibly the worst movie ever made, and that included B C, and D rated movied-if such exists.

To think that movie was even in the category of comedy!!

"I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave", is another terrible movie, too. And I am using the noun "movie" loosely here!

Salutes to Vise for nominating Titanic. What a lame ass movie that one was!! I never felt happier for one of the main protagonists dying the way I did for Leo! Oh, wait, I always felt happy for Paris Hilton dying in The House of Wax. What a stupid movie that was, too. Walked out on it!!

Also, any Martin Lawrence movie is $hit, except Bad Boys 1, and Nothing to Lose, and because Will Smith, and Tim Robins, respectively, made those two movies awesome.

Mirai

09-12-2005, 09:16 AM

Black Night.

What a load of shit that was.

Moses

09-12-2005, 10:05 AM

Garden State.

GET OVER IT, IT WAS A SHITTY MOVIE.

NanoNils

09-12-2005, 12:35 PM

Alexander, can't fathom how people can like that movie. Very tedious to watch, bad acting and really bad storytelling. This movie could have been good, yet ended up terrible.

Crow

09-12-2005, 02:22 PM

Colin Farrel was in Alexander...nuff said he sucks

Phone Booth, that sucked too

Alpha Rioja

09-12-2005, 05:53 PM

Personally I think Napolean Dynamite was over rated and over watched... *hides from over zealous jr highers looking for blood*

Artificial Intelligence would have to be the worst movie ever created...

Stay Vertical

09-12-2005, 08:37 PM

I have that on dvd. I thought it went on for ever and ever. Groundhog day was a shitty movie aswel.

Mathx

09-12-2005, 09:10 PM

Ok...this topic is starting to derail, this isn't "The movie that you don't like" it's "THE WORST MOVIE EVER" I'm talking about full blown movies that resemble bad porno movies without the sex.
Like "Manos- the Hand of Fate" (actually got voted as the worst movie ever made)

http://www.torgo.org/media/images/torgo/knees.jpg

Darkness_Essence

09-12-2005, 10:39 PM

Vert, I can't even imagine anyone who-in the least- things that Groundhog Day was ok. It was one of the best comedies I have ever watched. It was that good.

I agree with Mathx. We should focus on the worst movie ever, and I' have to once again reiterate that Freddy Got Fingered is the absolute worst movie I have ever watched.

To think I was even impartial to Tom Green!! What a piece of $hit for an actor/comedian/director!!

Spatula

09-13-2005, 12:21 AM

Daddy Daycare.

The perfect example of a hilarious actor doing something that is both not funny and degrading.

Coded-Dude

09-13-2005, 12:25 AM

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom - IMDB's list via user voting.......

Moses

09-13-2005, 05:53 AM

No mention of "Frankenfish?" Saddened.

Crow

09-13-2005, 05:57 AM

Mortal Kombat Annhialation (spell..?) and Street Fighter weren't THAT bad....ive seen alot worse

and to the people saying THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE....just remember "Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beholder"

no film can be voted the worst, like no one can say what the worst song is because someone will like it

Stay Vertical

09-13-2005, 07:38 PM

Unless it's "I'm a little fish in the big blue sea" that has to be at least the worst childrens movie.

Fats

09-13-2005, 07:55 PM

Actually the very end of Street Fighter the movie makes it the worst movie ever in my opinion!

gnznroses

09-14-2005, 05:35 AM

Troll 2. if you've seen it i'm sure you agree.

Crow

09-14-2005, 06:07 AM

Actually the very end of Street Fighter the movie makes it the worst movie ever in my opinion!

that was not cheesy in any way...i have no idea what your talking about

[Strike a Pose] Huh!!

Skull Kid

09-14-2005, 08:58 AM

Like Mike.

Moses

09-14-2005, 09:02 AM

Batman & Robin.

Galcian

09-15-2005, 10:25 AM

I think you guys aren't taking all the movies into account.

If you think Titanic is worse than Gigli, Glitter, or Battlefield Earth, well then you lack brain cells.

Mathx

09-15-2005, 04:00 PM

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom - IMDB's list via user voting.......

Cool! Manos is the number one worst movie!

aman

09-17-2005, 06:34 AM

HAHAH gattaka....the worst movie ever...it still chills me to the bone

Broly

09-17-2005, 07:47 AM

Duck!
You know... the one that was the suck-ass version of Columbine.
I suffered brain hemorrhaging from the mass amounts of idiocy.

Stay Vertical

09-17-2005, 02:07 PM

Did anyone ever see "to end all wars"? That movie was the best war movie ever.

nemesis121

09-17-2005, 05:38 PM

Get Carter

downtime19

09-19-2005, 04:48 AM

surf nazis must die? I gotta check that one out.

Viper

09-19-2005, 05:38 AM

Batman and Robin.

downtime19

09-20-2005, 04:16 AM

"Iam Mr. Freeze." Jesus dude. That was the most awful choice for a villain ever. except Batgirl's actress.

Crow

09-20-2005, 08:27 AM

not to mention the "Freeze Moblie" which seemed to be fashioned off of some frozen sperm...and BANE!!!!!!!!!!

Darkness_Essence

09-20-2005, 09:58 AM

^^ Haha.

I truly think there couldn't be a movie-with a Hollywood budget- worse than Freddie Got Fingered!!

Anyone agrees?

Broly

09-20-2005, 09:59 PM

Hey dammit... I love Freddie Got Fingered. Watched it over 150 times. Granted, it's stupid as hell though.

Fats

09-20-2005, 10:02 PM

Freddie got fingered is the worst fucking trash that my eyes have ever witnessed. Never have I felt so dirty...

Tommy

09-20-2005, 10:48 PM

Speed 2 and any Police Academy movie.

Viper

09-20-2005, 10:52 PM

Hey, Police Academy 4 rocked. The rest after that did suck floppy wang though.

treesaj

09-21-2005, 06:09 AM

No questions asked, Glitter. I didn't even watch the whole movie.

Tommy

09-21-2005, 03:00 PM

Hey, Police Academy 4 rocked. The rest after that did suck floppy wang though.
To each his own I guess. I did only watch 2 Police Academy movies. 2 too many though.

CARTIER90

09-21-2005, 09:37 PM

Non of your suggestions come close

'Cool as Ice' - http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/

Hilarious review too..............

Milly

09-26-2005, 12:40 PM

Speed 2, The Lizzy Maguire Movie, Boogie Nights, and Hating Alison Ashley, all wasted a considerable ammount of my life

Milly

09-26-2005, 12:44 PM

Oh and Fern Gully 2 , (well i loved the first one, the second one was a bitter dissapointment) sequals normaly suck tho, theres only a few that are as good if not better than the original, Matrix is one that worked