Whats your favorite Family Guy quote?

[Generic Wheaties]

Post your favorite family guy quote :D mine is

Brian: Hola! me llamo es Brian.
Mexican Guy: Hey that was pretty good, but when you said 'me llamo es Brian' you didn't need the 'es', just 'me llamo Brian'.
Brian: oh, great, you speak English!
Mexican Guy: no, just that speach and this one explaining it.
Brian: you're kidding, right?
Mexican Guy: ¿Que?

lmfao, greatness

[dementia]

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
Post your favorite family guy quote :D mine is

Brian: Hola! me llamo es Brian.
Mexican Guy: Hey that was pretty good, but when you said 'me llamo es Brian' you didn't need the 'es', just 'me llamo Brian'.
Brian: oh, great, you speak English!
Mexican Guy: no, just that speach and this one explaining it.
Brian: you're kidding, right?
Mexican Guy: ¿Que?

lmfao, greatness

:ha:

My fave is the one in which stewie gets adopted or something by a family with all these babies from different cultures.

anywhoo, onto the quote:

Peter: Lois, My father has had that mill for sixty years, thats almost eighty years!

[Generic Wheaties]

This realy isn't a quote, its the time where Peter wanted to be closer to chris...



Peter: Lois, trust me I try to bond with chris everyday, remember the time I tried to teach him how to eat an oreo?

*flash back*

Peter: Now chris, all you have to do is take the top off and lick the cream in the middle

*chris takes cookie and smashes it on his head and passes out*

Peter: And lois, remember the time I tried to teach him how to con a restaurant owner?

*flash back*

Peter: Now chris, all you have to do is take a dead guy, and put it in your soup and you get it free! *peter grabs a dead guy from under the table and puts it in his soup* Waiter! theres a dead man in my soup.

Waiter: Oh sorry, its on the house!

Peter: Now you try chris.

*chris brings a dead guy from under his table and puts it in his soup*

Chris: Like this dad?
*dead guy wakes up*
Chris: Oh no!
*chris starts beating the guy with a bottle.

[KuDoSe]

gigitty gigitty gig ga tee

[dementia]

Peter: Just whack me off now (to mobster)

A Guy with a pipe: 'Hikaduda' means 'obey all the rules'.

[Batman]

best ever:


(in house, something bad just happened)

Peter: oh no!
Chris: oh no!
Lois: oh no!
meg: oh no!
::kool-aid man pops through wall::
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEA!

[Generic Wheaties]

LOL, Twiztid, that was in the court room, but good quote :D I forgot about that one tho.

[Batman]

w/e it was funny though

[Sheriff]

God dammit, Twiztid...that was the quote -I- was going to use!