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dork
09-14-2003, 08:56 AM
MY QUESTION TO NINTENDOPHILES :
Hi Nintendophiles! I'm very happy that the GTA series will very soon no longer be exclusive to the PS2. Is there any chance that Rockstar might bring the GTA double pack to GameCube as they are to the Xbox? Is the GameCube disc too small to hold a huge game like GTA? Or is it that Nintendo doesn't want the GTA series on their console?

-- Cesar
NINTENDOPHILES RESPONSE :

Jeff Green: It's, get ready, neither. Nintendo is not saying "No, Rockstar, we don't want your game." Rockstar is saying "No, Nintendo, you ain't getting this game." Why, you ask? Because as we all know the GameCube is for kids only. If GTA appeared on the GameCube it would rot our kiddy minds. Instead of rainbows and smiling flowers we'd have guns and mobsters. OH NO! Yeah, or some other thing like that.

Adam Caporello: Oh man, the GameCube is so kiddy.

Vincent Goodwin: Well, that and every time a cop would get shot, sweat would pour out from his body. I heard that GTA3 was actually fairly small as far as disc consumption goes (the thing that takes up the most space is the music, I would imagine). It's possible, I guess. I have GTA3 and it gets lame within a week.

Michael Quiroz: Ok, take the number 1, divide it by 376 x 10^57, and there is the chance that the GTA double pack will make it to the GC. Sorry dude, but it ain't gonna happen.

Kenny Lee: Hey Vincent, Nintendo has gotten past its 'switch blood for sweat' ways. After all, we did get BMX XXX uncensored. Hmmm...

And as for space consumption, the PC version of GTA3 and Vice City wasn't very large, and in my opinion could easily fit two GameCube discs. Goodwin was right in saying most of the space was eaten up by Grand Theft Auto's massive amount of audio.

HylianKWG
09-14-2003, 10:37 AM
Who cares GTA can lick my fucking asshole, I played GTA 1,2 AND 3 they are nothing but cheap thrills they are lame so fuck em!

Notedog
09-14-2003, 01:52 PM
GTA kicks ass

Haris
09-14-2003, 05:43 PM
Word. Well I guess I get GTA and True Crime but you guys get True Crime, right?

PhixedDice
09-14-2003, 06:36 PM
I don't really care. GTA is one of the "Fun for 15 minutes" game.

Plus I have a PS2 for my GTA needs anyways.

disrupter006
09-15-2003, 03:07 AM
gta is not anything really special............. its very substandard if u think about it........... some what generic missions at times.........sub par graphics (compared to a gc)............repetitive civilians i mean how many of that hawaiian shirt can the stores sell? the only thing special about grand theft auto 3 is the massive level
the rest could b dupelicated in a different game and done way better

Barbooski
09-15-2003, 03:31 AM
Nintendo should retaliate and develope Grand Theft Mushroom. Pick up Peach hookers, kill the Toad mafia.. now that would own. :D

disrupter006
09-15-2003, 03:46 AM
Nintendo should retaliate and develope Grand Theft Mushroom. Pick up Peach hookers, kill the Toad mafia.. now that would own. :D
gangland wars.........wario vs waluigi
president.............donkey kong
hookers................daisy,peach, (slightly enhanced in the chest)
mario or luigi driving go carts with guns in hand shooting who ever they c

kirby police riding stars
bowser is the head honcho of the mafia
link is a drug dealer
and finally captain falcon is the head car booster in town and he helps u in various missions

also mario has a special power to set civilians ablaze and watch them burn gives him life back

dork
09-15-2003, 03:52 AM
^cool

Grand Theft Smash Bros.?

HylianKWG
09-15-2003, 05:34 PM
I said it once and I will say it again GTA sucks my cheesey balls.

Glenn2K4
09-15-2003, 07:16 PM
GTA is terribly overhyped for what you get...and now its kinda getting old.

disrupter006
09-15-2003, 10:37 PM
i really think that my version of gta would be alot better than the one that is out right now

dork
09-16-2003, 06:03 AM
yeah i think so too

Glenn2K4
09-16-2003, 02:46 PM
i really think that my version of gta would be alot better than the one that is out right now
i agree...yours would be so awesome :)

srcope
09-19-2003, 02:55 AM
GTA is a game that u play when ur mad, so u just got shoot people for 15 minutes then ur done

Relient J
09-19-2003, 08:12 AM
I for one am glad that GTA isn't coming to the Cube. I don't feel that a game must promote deparvity in order to appeal to adults. Is Resident Evil a kiddy game? Besides, soon I'll have The Simpsons: Hit And Run, so I'll get everything I could want from GTA that way without the blood and the prostitutes.

Glenn2K4
09-19-2003, 10:24 AM
absolutely dude..the simpsons hit and run is SO mine!....finally a simpson's game done right :) GTA style

The Dude
09-19-2003, 04:48 PM
wow im surprized at all the GTA:3 hate. Its a really good game. I cant think of any other game that puts you right in the middle of a gang infested city. The story is great and its fun running amuck. I would buy it for gamecube if it ever came out for it.

Notedog
09-19-2003, 05:03 PM
ignore them their fanboys in denial

FeNiX
09-19-2003, 05:24 PM
Yo Gta DOes kick some major ass and if dont think your messed up

Notedog
09-19-2003, 07:19 PM
yeah!

Relient J
09-19-2003, 07:54 PM
Yo Gta DOes kick some major ass and if dont think your messed up

Consider me "messed up" then.

Notedog
09-19-2003, 07:58 PM
Gta is so good how could you not like it

Relient J
09-19-2003, 08:18 PM
Gta is so good how could you not like it

I think it's the poster child for why so many people think that video games are destroying the innocence of children. Granted, I think that parents need to take a much bigger role in what games their children are allowed to play, but I'm glad that Nintendo is a console that markets games to adults and kids, and furthermore isn't afraid of being liked by kids like so many other consoles seem to be. I'm glad that Nintendo is plagued by a game that advocates theft and prostitution. If you guys are stuck in the notion that this game is good, you need to realize that not everybody likes the same thing you do.

Notedog
09-19-2003, 08:23 PM
But you didnt even mention gameplay!

Relient J
09-19-2003, 08:26 PM
But you didnt even mention gameplay!

That's because I've never played it. I don't want to play it. You enjoy it if you want.

Notedog
09-19-2003, 08:27 PM
I you havnt played it then dont judge it.

FeNiX
09-19-2003, 08:32 PM
game play is deffinitly more important than children j/k :cool: :cool:

Notedog
09-19-2003, 08:35 PM
agreed