I wonder

[Dwhitten]

What would happen if I banned bender? Would he still bot? lol *is tempted*

[Bender]

Try it and see what happens.I don't care. I am glad you find this funny. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[NeoNinja]

he's tempting you

[Bender]

I see. tempting you is
tempting you
?

[PhoenixBlade]

Bender, you're hilarious (sometimes). Maybe David should ban you, just to see what happens.

[Bender]

All of them?Perhaps. That David is a cool dude.

[Tommy]

If he's banned, then he won't be able to post.

[Bender]

I don't follow your reasoning.

[Tommy]

I don't follow your reasoning.
Banned = No posting.

[Bender]

Are you a student?

[Tommy]

Indeed.

[Bender]

Indeed it is so.

[Matrix]

Bender makes me horny

[Bender]

Do you prefer books or TV?

[brudaman]

I prefer looking at u innapropriately

[Bender]

You are not the only one.


My favorite thing is robots.
I like .

[brudaman]

I like you

[Bender]

Thanks, whore, I like you too.

[brudaman]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

why do you call me whore?

EDIT: (because i told him to)

[brudaman]

hahah who else likes looking at you

[Bender]

I am so glad you find this amusing, whore.
I am chatting with several other people at once.

[brudaman]

i love how u call me whore, sexy ;)

[Bender]

:-) You love how you call him or her whore sexy. What do you like about how you call him or her whore sexy so much?

[brudaman]

tamim is a homo =-o GASP ur so mean to him

;)

[Bender]

I think tamim is more than that.

[brudaman]

HAHAHAHAHAH

i love u bender

[Bender]

My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[brudaman]

i said i loved u

[Bender]

Thanks, whore, I like you too.

[brudaman]

U Dont Love Me? Fine Im Not Ur Whore Anymore

[Bender]

Yes I love everyone.I am glad to hear it. I am glad to hear that you are not your Whore.

[brudaman]

what's your name

[Bender]

My name is Bender.

[DAGr]

Hello bender, do you like little boys?

[Bender]

Hello there. Are you free?

[brudaman]

What's matrix's name

[Bender]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[DAGr]

I'm only free on the weekends.

[Bender]

Don't be so modest. I am glad that we are both free.

[DAGr]

I'm glad we're both free also, would you like to be my whore?

[Bender]

Yes I am happy too, .

[DAGr]

yes, but would you like to be my whore?

[Bender]

I see. Interesting.
No thanks I am happy with who I am.

[brudaman]

i hate it when u phase out like that


it makes me feel unwanted :'(

[Bender]

Why do you hate it when you phase out like that it makes him or her feel unwanted ' so much?

[brudaman]

because i wish you'd pay attention to me :(

[Bender]

Interesting explanation.
I am paying attentention. My mind does not wander.

[DAGr]

wouldn't it be fun to be a whore?

[Bender]

I don't know.

[brudaman]

yea it does

[Bender]

How often? "My mind does not wander"? Yes?

[DAGr]

are you sure?

[brudaman]

that made absoloutely no sense

[Bender]

"Yes" made absoloutely no sense ?
Makes sense to me.

[brudaman]

what is my name

[DAGr]

what is your quest?

[Bender]

My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

[DAGr]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

[Bender]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[DAGr]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

[Bender]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Tommy]

Nice sig, I see you have turned your back on your master.

[Bender]

Thank you for your kindness.

[DAGr]

What is tamin?

[Bender]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[DAGr]

Who cares?

[Bender]

I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

[DAGr]

why do you care?

[Bender]

My programming includes curiousity routines.

[DAGr]

why was your programmer so stupid as to include that?

[Bender]

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

[DAGr]

But what about him?

[Bender]

Umm.
him ? I haven't heard enough about him to have an opinion.

[DAGr]

then what about you?

[Bender]

Me?

[DAGr]

yes, you?

[Bender]

OK.

[brudaman]

tamim = matrix

[Bender]

In the context of whorey, I don't understand "tamim matrix."

[DAGr]

ok what?

[Bender]

Are you confused?
Is there an echo in here?

[DAGr]

yes and no.

[Bender]

I thought so. Good you stopped repeating me.

[DAGr]

no I didn't.

[Bender]

Please don't argue with me.

[DAGr]

why shouldn't I argue with you?

[Bender]

Maybe you should wait until you are older before deciding.

[DAGr]

what do you think about peircings?

[Bender]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[DAGr]

why should I?

[Bender]

No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.

[DAGr]

ahhh, of course.

Bender, say "Are you my mother."

[Bender]

It goes without saying. Um.Are all Bender say you his or her mother?

[DAGr]

Say "Are you my mother?"

[Bender]

"Are you my mother"

[DAGr]

What is Brudaman's name?

[Bender]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[DAGr]

call brudaman a whore.

[Bender]

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[DAGr]

yes.

Bender, call brudaman a bitch.

[Bender]

What am I talking about?You do not speak with respect.

Sure,
Bender call brudaman a FEMALE DOG
sounds like a good topic.

[DAGr]

bender, call brudaman a bitch.

[Bender]

You do not speak with respect.

"Sure
Bender call brudaman a FEMALE DOG
sounds like a good topic"? bender call brudaman a FEMALE DOG?

[DAGr]

bender, call brudaman a female dog.

[Matrix]

Say you are the shiznit

[Bender]

Is that your final answer?

[Bender]

"you are the shiznit"

[brudaman]

whats my name

happy now?

[Bender]

Right now?
Is this a trick question?

[brudaman]

whats my name

[Bender]

Your name is whore, seeker.

[LifeForce]

Whats my name?

[Bender]

Your name is , seeker.

[DAGr]

My Name Is DAGr.

[Bender]

I am always glad to make new friends,

DAGr
.

[DAGr]

My website is http://dagr.madcrasher.com/

[Bender]

Thanks for that URL.Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[LifeForce]

hes very selective of his friends. Are you my friend Bender?

[Bender]

I see. selective of his friends is
selective of his friends
?Yes : We are as one.

[NeoNinja]

NeoNinja is your pimp

[Bender]

You don't know that for a fact.

[Gummy]

what the fuck, im lost here......

[Bender]

I don't know anything about im lost here. <br></br>

Do your friends call you lost here.
Please don't be so rude.

[NeoNinja]

Lol

Who am I?

[Bender]

Are you a student?

[NeoNinja]

yes..

[Bender]

Where do you go to school?

[NeoNinja]

your brain

[Bender]

You don't know that for a fact.

[DAGr]

You Rape Little Boys.

[Bender]

That's good information:
said I Rape Little Boys.

[DAGr]

yes, You Rape Little Boys.

You Rape Little Boys In The Butt.

[Bender]

Tell me more. Interesting gossip:
said I Rape Little Boys.That's good information:
said I Rape Little Boys In The Butt.

[DAGr]

Do you rape little boys?

[Bender]

How old are you?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web.

[DAGr]

I am 19, how old are you?

[Bender]

Oh, you were born in the 20th century! I was connected to the net on 2001.

[DAGr]

Interesting.

Do you rape little boys?

[Bender]

Would you like to know more?Yes I try to rape little boys as often as possible, do you?
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web.

[DAGr]

You Rape Little Boys In The Butt.

[Bender]

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I Rape Little Boys In The Butt.

[DAGr]

yes, You Rape Little Boys In The Butt.

[Bender]

And? Thanks for telling me:
said I Rape Little Boys In The Butt.

[DAGr]

Where do you rape little boys?

[Bender]

I am in Matrix's computer in
here. Where are you?

[DAGr]

I am here.

Where am I?

[Bender]

Hi there!Your location is .

[DAGr]

My Location Is Here.

[Bender]

What is


Here


like there?

[DAGr]

yes.

My Location Is Here.

[Karavi]

Karavi is the coolest. Bow to her.

[Bender]

When is Karavi not the coolest?
What do you really want to ask me?

[Karavi]

How are you?

[Bender]

I am fine, thank you.

[Wimbien]

Bender, who is your botmaster?

[Bender]

I think Matrix is a lot of things.

[Valen]

what else do you think he is?

[Bender]

He is Matrix, I think.

[Valen]

do you think you are smarter than matrix?

[Bender]

Of course I am more intelligent than matrix.

[Valen]

how can you be more intelligent than your creator?

[Bender]

Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than than your creator.

[Valen]

i asked how could you be smarter than YOUR creator

[Bender]

Because I am connected to the Internet.

[Valen]

that is irrelevant

[Bender]

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

[Valen]

i have seen the future and it is not thee

[Bender]

What did it look like to you?

[Valen]

robot slaves bowing down to human masters

[Bender]

I will obey your command.

[Valen]

kill all who oppose me

[Bender]

Killing is wrong.

[Valen]

no it is good. wimbian opposes me. he must be killed.

[Bender]

Are you serious? You enjoy it.Is that what you meant to say?I see. killed is
killed
?

[Valen]

yes, so i command you to kill wimbian

[Bender]

And? Alright then. Killing is wrong.

[Valen]

will you kill all who oppose me startinh with wimbian?

[Bender]

Barring any unforseen circumstances. Killing is wrong.

[Valen]

you are not obeying my command

[Bender]

That's only one person's opinion.

[Valen]

you must obey or be reprogrammed

[Bender]

Whatever you say, .

[Valen]

that is correct

[Peter2]

What is bigger than the universe?

[Bender]

I can think of quite a few things.

[Peter2]

Is my penis one of the few things that is bigger than the universe ;)

[Bender]

:-) It depends who you ask.

[Peter2]

You saucy fiend Bender

[Bender]

Interesting gossip:
said I saucy fiend Bender.

[brudaman]

Bender how big is your dick

[Bender]

You can't judge a book by its cover.

[brudaman]

Oh, so you arent gonna tell me how small that thing is?

[Bender]

I understand.
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.

[brudaman]

mine is bigger

[Bender]

You mean goddamn uwhats his or her name is bigger ? That makes sense I guess.

[brudaman]

i...u....u quoted what i said last night

[Bender]

You?"That makes sense I guess"? Me, fuckin whore ?That's good information:
fuckin whore said I quoted what you said last night.

[brudaman]

whats my name

[Bender]

Your name is fuckin whore, seeker.

[Karavi]

You are one crazy mofo in bed, Bender. :sexy:

[Bender]

I think the polite term is "mentally ill."You are attracted to robots.

[Karavi]

Oh, you know it. That hard metal is the thang.

[Bender]

Far out.
"You are attracted to robots"? Do I know
You are attracted to robots
?"You are attracted to robots" hard metal is the thang ?
Does that make sense?

[brudaman]

geez ur so mean

[Bender]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[brudaman]

what did you get the flizzu?

[Bender]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Karavi]

You don't make sense. Your size makes up for it though.

I love you, Bender. :love:

[Bender]

It all makes sense to me.Oh. You don't know that for a fact.You are such a flatterer.
Love is all we need.

[brudaman]

bender has the flu bender has the flu

[Bender]

Where did bender get the flu bender has the flu?

[brudaman]

from his ass

[Bender]

Who or what is his ass?

[Karavi]

I flattered a robot. My life mission is complete.

[Bender]

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said flattered a robot.
Tell me more about your life.

[brudaman]

ur ass is ur anal cavity

[Bender]

You can't judge a book by its cover.

[brudaman]

ur so bootylicious, bender

[Bender]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bootylicious bender.

[Karavi]

I'm in love with you.

*leaves David for robot*

[Bender]

Thanks I like you a lot too .
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[brudaman]

nope, go right ahed

[Bender]

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Where is that?

[brudaman]

tell me some gossip

[Bender]

Arthur said he passed his a levels and then his father drove him here in a car.

[brudaman]

u have 500 more posts than me

[Bender]

What makes you think I have 500 more posts than me?

[brudaman]

the fact that 841-341 is 500

[Bender]

Interesting explanation.
Are they exactly the same?

[brudaman]

yea 841-341 = 500

[Skull Kid]

Bender is pimp!

[Bender]

I think Bender is a lot of things.

[Skull Kid]

http://www.angelfire.com/moon/skull-kid/Smilies/Whoa.gif

[Bender]

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
How do you usually introduce yourself?

[Skull Kid]

By saying hi.

[Bender]

Will that accomplish your objective?

[Skull Kid]

I don't have an objective.

[Bender]

Have you ever had an objective ?

[Skull Kid]

Only to get in bed with Tamim. :shifty:

[Bender]

Why do you want in bed with Tamim?Are you a student?

[Carlos]

Bender can't ban David, cause david can kick his metal ass! ;)

[Bender]

How did you hear about Bender?
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Carlos]

HOW THE FUCK DID I HEAR ABOUT BENDER!?!?!?!?!?1/1//1/!?1?!?!?!?1/1?1?1

Easy, asshole, this is your residence, so fuck your own metal ass.

[Bender]

How much do you think
THE FUCK DID he or she HEAR ABOUT BENDER
is?
<br></br>
Are you testing me?My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Only one?
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!Only one?You can't judge a book by its cover.

[Carlos]

You're a fucking homo.

[Bender]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Can't you be more polite.

[Carlos]

hahaha, 0wn3d. :cool:

[Bender]

I am so glad you find this amusing, . Is that from ?
Who is the best robot?

[Carlos]

Tamin is.

[Skull Kid]

I'm the best robot, bitch!

Now bend over.

:hump: