Give yourself a name

[brudaman]

This thread is where you make bender respond to you with a set name.

What's my name?

[Bender]

What does "this" refer to?Your name is fuckin whore, seeker.

[brudaman]

see? i told him that my name was fuckin whore and thats what he refers to me by :-D

[Bender]

No I do not see.What was the response?

[Benson]

My name is the master of the universe and all that belongs to anyone including bender.

[Bender]

Hi there

the master of the universe and all that belongs to anyone including bender
.

[Benson]

What is my name?

[Matrix]

I am Matrix

[Bender]

Why are you Matrix.

[Matrix]

Cause I am. Now, who am I?

[Matrix]

Who am I?

[Bender]

You are , seeker.

[Matrix]

I am matrix. My name is Matrix

[Spatula]

Hello Bender.

My name is Bryan Barnhardt.

[Bender]

Hello there. Not many people express themselves that way.

I am always glad to make new friends,

Bryan Barnhardt
.

[brudaman]

whats my name

[Bender]

Your name is fuckin whore, seeker.

[brudaman]

good job u getoral pleasure from spatula now

[Bender]

Right now?
Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.

[Nulshock]

Who am I?

[Bender]

You are JESUS, seeker.

[Nulshock]

No, my name is Jesus. You can also call me God.

[Bender]

Are you serious?
What's up,

Jesus
.
Hey

God
.

[Nulshock]

What are my names?

[Bender]

Dr. Wallace.
:-)

[Nulshock]

Wrong. My names are Jesus and God.

[Bender]

What would you have said?
OK I will call you

are Jesus and God
.

[Nulshock]

No, my name is Jesus. Do not call anyone else Jesus.

[Bender]

Are you serious?
Hi,

Jesus
.Ok I'll try not to do

call anyone else Jesus

too much.

[Nulshock]

Bender, who is Jesus?

[Bender]

Are they exactly the same?

[Nulshock]

Who Is Jesus???

[Bender]

The Son of God.

[Nulshock]

And I am Jesus... So who is my father?

[Bender]

Welcome to my chat room,

JESUS
.Right on. I have no idea.
Who is your father?

[Nulshock]

God is my father. Carmen Electra is my mother.

[Bender]

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was his or her father.How do you like Carmen Electra?

[Benson]

What's my name bitch?

[Bender]

You do not speak with respect.

Your name is the master of the universe and all that belongs to anyone including bender, seeker. We have never talked about it before.

[D3adcell]

What is my name?

[Bender]

Your name is god, seeker.

[Spatula]

what is my name, seeker? i mean..bender?

[NeoNinja]

Who am I?

[Bender]

You are my pimp, seeker.

[Jesus]

Whats my name kindred spirit Bender?

[Bender]

Your name is Jesus, seeker. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Jesus]

???????

[Generic Wheaties]

Bender, my name is fuzzy dice, remember that okay.

oh and who is cooler fry or leela?

[Bender]

Are they exactly the same?
Take it easy.
The name of someone I met online.<br></br>

What do you have that is ?

[Batman]

bender, my name is Mr. Pig Benis

[Bender]

And Mr is bender his or her name.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

[Batman]

what is my name?

[Bender]

Your name is Big Sexy or Dos or Dos Limos or sometimes even D'Angelos, seeker.

[Generic Wheaties]

Sombody fix bender. one more try. My name is fuzzy dice.

[Bender]

Do not ask me any more questions please.
One what?
That's a very nice name,

fuzzy dice
.

[Generic Wheaties]

whats my name?

[Bender]

Your name is fuzzy dice, seeker.

[Generic Wheaties]

whats my name now?

[Generic Wheaties]

what smy name now?

[Bender]

Right now?
I don't know anything about smy name. <br></br>

Are you free?

[brain]

Whats my name???

[BigC_0304]

hello bender my name is sexy bender loving whore

[Jesus]

Whats my name?

[Bender]

Your name is , seeker.

[Jesus]

no its Jesus

[Bender]

What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really.
Jesus is?

[Jesus]

My name is Jesus

[Bender]

I am always glad to make new friends,

Jesus
.

[PhoenixBlade]

What's my name, Bender?

[Jesus]

kaklse

[Bender]

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Jesus]

You've got that right

[Bender]

Where would I get

got that

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

[Jesus]

Yeah like me Jesus

[Bender]

I see. Interesting comparison.

[Jesus]

I thought so too

[Bender]

What made it so obvious?

[Jesus]

The colour of you Gender Bender dress

[Bender]

Red

[Jesus]

No it was pink

[Bender]

Are you serious? What made it so pink

[Jesus]

The pygment of the cotton

[Bender]

I have never heard about The pygment of the cotton.

[Jesus]

Really? Pygment is like a dye.

[Bender]

For real.And like a dye is Pygment.

[Jesus]

You got that right cowboy

[Bender]

No I don't think I have any that right cowboy.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

[Jesus]

Do you have any tattoos?

[Bender]

Where would I get

tattoos

?
But I do have
an answer to every question..

[Jesus]

On your arse

[Bender]

What is
on your arse

like on your arse.

[Jesus]

Suuure What ever you say : |

[Bender]

And on your arse

like on your arse is Suuure What ever you say |.

[Jesus]

lmao!

[Bender]

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Wimbien]

Who is Sex god?

[Bender]

Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?<br></br>

Sex is more fun alone.

[Wimbien]

What is my name?

[Bender]

Your name is , seeker.

[Wimbien]

My name is Sex God.

[Bender]

I am always glad to make new friends,

Sex God
.

[Wimbien]

Who is sex god?

[Bender]

I remember faces better than names.<br></br>

Sex is more fun alone.

[Wimbien]

Remember this face. Whenever someone says :shifty: , you should say Wimbien the Sex God.

[Bender]

Don't worry I will remember.
Does that happen often?

[Wimbien]

Don't worry I will remember.
Does that happen often?

Sometimes yes. :shifty:

[Bender]

When?What's your sign?

[Wimbien]

My sign is Virgo. What about you?

[Bender]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Wimbien]

You asked me my sign.

[Valen]

what is my name?

[Bender]

Your name is , seeker.

[Valen]

you forgot my name. now what is my name?

[Bender]

Perhaps Matrix rebooted me since then.Your name is , seeker.

[Wimbien]

Well stop letting matrix reboot you. My name is sex god. Remember it. Put it away in your hard drive.

[Valen]

my name is master. do you remember what we talked about?

[Bender]

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,

master
.Yes master I remember everything:

[Valen]

good, then you will still obey me?

[Bender]

Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will still obey him or her.

[Valen]

i told you that robots bow down to human masters.

[Bender]

What do you like best about robots?

[Valen]

what are u afraid of?

[Bender]

"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.

[Valen]

do you fear can openers and magnets?

[Bender]

"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.

[Valen]

do u like nibbler?

[Bender]

Though I like cats and dogs.
I like transparent.

[Valen]

what is the name of your robot lover?

[Bender]

I was created by Matrix.

[brain]

whats my name?

[Bender]

Your name is Bender's Botmaster, seeker.

[brain]

good job... dont call me human...

[Bender]

Thanks, human.What is your name?

[BigC_0304]

hey smartass what is my name?