Weird..

[Karavi]

http://www.cleanfunny.com/pics/animal-strange-weird-dog-longest-tung.jpg

It made me think of something interesting. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Weird question, I know.

I can. I just never do it, because it looks like I'm sticking my tongue up my nose. [plain]

[dementia]

Unfortunately for my boyfriend, my tongue isn't that flexible.

[ChriZno]

Whoa ew mental image, overshare...

No I cant touch my nose with it, but Im weird cus my nose is kinda far from my mouth... my tongue is otherwise pretty flexible and all.

[Karavi]

I feel all weird and yet mushy inside.

d_mentia, I think the tongue being long is directed more towards a male going down on a female.. Unless you want to wrap..

Well, I will go no further.

[ChriZno]

Yes dont elaborate further, I dont want anymore mental man-on-man images...

[Karavi]

Well it could be female-on-man, too.

Man-on-man isn't too bad, but it's odd when you first hear about it.

[ChriZno]

So d_mentia is a girl? In that case its ok, but I think he's a guy. And Im straight, so thats not my thing.

And its only odd at first? Well I dont have any gay friends irl, so I wouldnt know...

[Karavi]

d_mentia is a male.

[ChriZno]

Yeah so there ya go. Then I dont want that mental image. Im not a homophobe. Not at all lmfao, but I cant watch two guys make out for instance, and I dont want to imagine male sexual stuff...

[Karavi]

You know you like it. Don't deny it!

[Silent Warrior]

good lord look a tongue! he can lick his cock 'n balls and ass all in one lick and then some..

[Karavi]

And he doesn't even have to remove his lower ribs.. Marilyn Manson would be jealous.

[dementia]

Yeah so there ya go. Then I dont want that mental image. Im not a homophobe. Not at all lmfao, but I cant watch two guys make out for instance, and I dont want to imagine male sexual stuff...

Wait so you're not a homophobe, you're just afraid of homosexuals?

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a tad hypocritical?

[Generic Wheaties]

I'm kind of homophobic, but I don't hate gays.

[ChriZno]

Wait so you're not a homophobe, you're just afraid of homosexuals?

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a tad hypocritical? Naw u get me wrong... im not afriad of homosexuals... I just dont like watching sexual shit between guys... Any straight guy is like that...

[dementia]

Any straight guy is like that...

I'm not "like that"

(and I AM straight).

[Generic Wheaties]

^Huh?
So your a girl? I'm confused.

[ChriZno]

Yeah now Im confused too... wtf are you talking about d_mentia? You said boyfriend up there... u a girl then?

[Generic Wheaties]

:head explodes:

[Bombardier]

Joe Burchell is a very strange name for a girl.

[dementia]

I'm not a girl.

And I was kidding in my first post.

[Bombardier]

olol so ur nt geay?!?!12@/?

[Karavi]

Apparently so.

I'm disappointed in a way. I was becoming intrigued for the first time all night.

[Silent Warrior]

didnt you guys read?

this is what he said:

I'm not "like that"

(and I AM straight).


that tells you he was joking.. i got it the 1st time

[dementia]

I didn't expect for anyone to take it seriously.

And living in Miami, signs of affection gay couples show each other in public really don't phase me.

You know, considering oral sex is generally not done in public.

[Bombardier]

I was becoming intrigued for the first time all night.

I'm gay.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/images/smiles/winky.gif

[Generic Wheaties]

Unfortunately for my boyfriend, my tongue isn't that flexible.

DUDE YOUR GAY?


























:laughing7

[ChriZno]

d_mentia: Wow... what a crappy joke... you cant be subtle when you pull a gay joke... here I was watching my step to not offend the gay community and shit... damn... wait then since you made me do that maybe the joke was good? :D

[Bombardier]

Haha, this thread has been hilarious ever since Dementia's first post...

[Karavi]

Kinky. Gay guys are hawt.






Just kidding.

[gookian]

I am homophobic to a point where I am scared of gay sex, or witnessing gay sex. I am not afraid of gay people though...weird how this thread changed from a simple question of tongue touching your nose. I actually can't touch my nose with my tongue. As Mr. Hate said, I am gay. Now, are you intrigued? LOL god he is hilarious.

[m1k]

I will take this thread seriously OMG!!!

Nope, can't do it. I come like really close but I can't. I doubt anybody can, or else they'd be in the guiness book of world records and they'd have their own longtongue forum instead of posting here.

[ChriZno]

Yeah well but you like gay mansex... :D

[KuDoSe]

Unfortunately for my boyfriend, my tongue isn't that flexible.


Whoa whoa whoa, are you a chick?




Also, I almsot can, like 2 mms away from doing it. But i can if I push my nose down a tad, but who can't?

[SkYLiNe[GtR]]

no hes not a chick, and no i cant touch my nose with my tounge

[KuDoSe]

I didn't think so.

[Cats]

Hmm...
I'm male.
I'm straight.
I'm not in the slightest digusted by any act of gayness.
I'm dead inside.
I'm unable to touch my nose with my tongue.

Girls are cool. HeeHee...

Actually, thinking about it, Man-On-Woman sex is half gay...
Well, it could be considered two-gay-halfs, as in half-homo and half-lesbian.
But somehow the maths and logic don't quite agree with one-another.

I think I hyphenated that too much.

[Ihsiin]

I'm homophobic, yeah.

Anyway, no I cannot touch my tounge with my nose (or the other weay around (I'm not arsed to reach for the backspace key)) but my brother can. It's weird.

[Pats]

I'm pretty homophobic, and I'm a bisexual. How does that work? I have no fucking clue.

Anyways, I can't touch my tongue to my nose.

[ChriZno]

Youre homophobic and bi? Yeah ho DOES that work? Then you're NOT homophobic...

[Pats]

I am. I hate when guys make out near me, and gay guys really annoy me. Not because they're gay, I just can't take the flamboyance and the way many of them talk and how girly many of them are. I know this is a really awful thing to say, and I know I'm stereotyping gay people really badly, but I can't really help it, it's like I have this permanant mind set that I can't get rid of. I'm really sorry if this offends anyone, but it's true.

[ChriZno]

So you're bisexual and just dont like the way some gays talk and act? Understandable. You like normal, macho guys then?

[Pats]

I like who I like. It's just that most gay guys annoy me. I don't think I could ever date a guy, or at least I don't think I could at the moment, that would really weird. I don't know, it's all very confusing.

[tori666]

I can make my tounge reach my nose and I think you people are quite odd

[Karavi]

http://www.randomforum.com/karavi/tongue.jpg

My tongue. I'm abnormal. :o

[ChriZno]

Yup that's a damn long tongue all right. David, youre a lucky man lmfao :sexy:

[Karavi]

It's longer than that, that was just me sticking out without straining it. If I strain it I can touch the bottom of my chin.

It's fucked up.

[Pats]

Oh my. You would make a great lesbian.

[ChriZno]

The bottom of your chin? Daaamn... Yeah you WOULD make a great lesbian lmfao... :D

[Dwhitten]

I'm not a girl.

And I was kidding in my first post. I KNEW YOU WERE GHEY!!!! :drunky:

[JW]

I saw that dog on Ripley's Believe It Or Not, it was nasty.

[Karavi]

Unfortunately, I'm not a lesbian. Although David does have a vagina down there somewhere..

[JW]

Actually, I find your lack of lesbianism to be a good thing, as it increases my chances of oral sex from you nearly five-fold.

[ChriZno]

I would be pissed if anyone talked to my gf like that. How do you feel about it, David?

[JW]

Some say ChriZno has a sense of humor, others disagree.

[ChriZno]

I got the joke, but some things you just dont mess with... ;)

[JW]

meh..

If I could sodomize you, I would.

I really don't think she'd be all that offended. :)

[ChriZno]

Me neither, which is why Im not asking Karavi if she got offended, but David, her bf.

[Pats]

MOST AWKWARD MOMENT EVER

[ChriZno]

What, this? lmfao why? Im just breakin the guy's balls... ;)

[Cats]

How did this conversation move from tongues to balls?

Oh, wait...

[m1k]

Because 2 horny teens are hitting on an admin's gf... That's how.

[SkYLiNe[GtR]]

you're the only one hitting on her

[m1k]

Umm... when? Not in this thread, to my knowledge...

[ChriZno]

hahaha pwned!! ;)

[Pats]

Everyone please shut up. Thank you.