Do yuo loikve alcoho.?

[Benson]

I love smirrofng strawberty and sierra misdt.q

[Cocoa Christ]

Yeah it's pretty alright I suppose.

[Benson]

That shit was aaaweomse.

[Karavi]

It's ok.

[Skull Kid]

Ever have Smirnoff Green Apple?

Now that is the shit.

[Benson]

Negatvie.

This shit was aeomse for me.

[Galcian]

Benson is a homosexual. Sorry.

Real men drink whiskey and beer.

[ChriZno]

That they do. Real men with big hairy nuts and something to prove to others. Pfft, like it matters what you drink, as long as its alcohol.

Wine coolers are kinda gay tho, but Smirnoff Ice is teh good. Don't real men drink Jägermeister, like me? Mmm jägermeister.

[Tommy]

Why are you typing like a retard, Benson? You might be drunk, but drinking does not make you type like that, no matter how fucked up you are.

Anyway, I love alcohol. :D

[ChriZno]

Well if youre drunk enough, you type like shit. I know I do. :D

[PhoenixBlade]

I just don't type when I'm drinking. Good one anyway, Benson ;).

[D3adcell]

Smirnoff is for bitches. Also why the fuck would you drink strawberry flavored smirnoff with sierra mist? It would take like a case of smirnoffs before you got drunk, and since smirnoff is filling you can't drink very many. Drink beer or hard liquore, not bitch beer.

[Colin™]

Why are you typing like a retard, Benson? You might be drunk, but drinking does not make you type like that, no matter how fucked up you are.

Obviously, you've never been that drunk before. It really really does.

[Dr. F.C.]

Hahaha you lonelys drinking in front of your computers. I can taste your tears.

[ChriZno]

I dont think its like that. It isnt for me at least. Ive never drank in front of my comp, I go to parties, get shitfaced, and sometimes I feel like going on the comp when I get home. And man does it fuck with my spelling.. O_O

[Cocoa Christ]

Alcopop sucks indeed. But hey - it's alcohol. And when you're not 21, you'll pretty much drink anything you can get your hands on anyways.

[Pats]

I hear that.

[ChriZno]

Alcopop sucks indeed. But hey - it's alcohol. And when you're not 21, you'll pretty much drink anything you can get your hands on anyways. :shifty: But but... it tastes good (*reminds ppl that drinking age is 18 here, and that im 20*)

[Benson]

Not smirnoff.

It was vodka, twisted, whatever the hell it's called.

It was 70+ proof.

[ChriZno]

Oh 70 proof? Then you still have your status as a man. :D 80proof+ is teh shit tho.

[Tommy]

Obviously, you've never been that drunk before. It really really does.
Obviously, you don't know me, so how would you know? I've been totally smashed a lot of times and I have came on my computer, my typing is just the same as when I haven't been drinking.

[brudaman]

last night i had whiskey...i gagged...

then i had my stepdads miller and that was good. :)

[ChriZno]

Obviously, you don't know me, so how would you know? I've been totally smashed a lot of times and I have came on my computer, my typing is just the same as when I haven't been drinking. Then maybe youre lucky, and your motoring skills and coordination doesnt get as affected when you drink. :) My friend can type perfectly after being seriously drunk, I cant. But I know people who are much much worse than me too haha.

[Pats]

Obviously, you don't know me, so how would you know? I've been totally smashed a lot of times and I have came on my computer, my typing is just the same as when I haven't been drinking.
Same, my typing isn't any worse, I just say really stupid stuff.

[Rather]

Who really cares?
Do you really feel the need to prove yourself to other people?
Who cares if you get blatted on your PC?!

Tut tut.

[Wimbien]

Obviously no one has ever had a Blue Screaming Mother Fucking Hurricane Drink. About 2 of those and you will be tore up from the floor up. :shifty: *takes off clothes*

[ChriZno]

Man that's the coolest name for a drink EVER! :D I want one!!! Gimme noooow!! :sexy:

[Wimbien]

Hehe well come hang out with me and we can drink to your hearts content. Hehe then we can go streaking together.

[Pats]

What's in it?

[JW]

El brillo de la luna.

(moonshine)

[ChriZno]

Hehe well come hang out with me and we can drink to your hearts content. Hehe then we can go streaking together. Bwahaha!! :D I like that. Lets. :sexy:

[Wimbien]

Well it its part Barcardi Hurricane, Vodka, Rum, and a lil hint of lord calvert. Lite on fire then drink it while burning. *Warning this is for the hardcore only*

[ChriZno]

Oooh sounds like my kindof drink. Gotta try it sometime. Is it an official drink or did you make it? Know about a precise recipe for it?