You Family Guy Quotes.

[Gummy]

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Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Girl: 16
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Girl: MOM!!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going, giggty, giggty, gig-guh-ty

[Generic Wheaties]

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

(Prank Call)
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

Lois: Or we could do that special somthing tonight....
Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

[Moses]

Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ...
Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?


Lois: Oh my god!
Peter: Yes?

[Gummy]

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking


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(Peter and Brain are in jail)
Brian: Uh, how was your shower?
Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all
over the place. Guys were laughing

[Moses]

Inn Keeper: Watch out, we have some pretty bad roaches.
Roach: Yo dog, what choo lookin' at? Ill cut you! I'll cut you so bad, you wish... you wish I never cut choo!
Brian: Wow, those are bad roaches.

[JW]

[Peter has fallen off the roof and is saved by a net that materialized beneath him]
Peter: Thanks, Spiderman!
Spiderman: Everybody gets one.