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Fiend
09-30-2003, 11:20 PM
Heres a riddle for you guys and ill post the answer when i come back a little later.
Arnold Schwartzinator has a big one. Micheal J Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. And Bill Clinton uses it all the time.
David
09-30-2003, 11:38 PM
penis?
Silent Warrior
09-30-2003, 11:47 PM
last name?
Jushiko
09-30-2003, 11:49 PM
last name?
Good job!
Gunpei
09-30-2003, 11:50 PM
a brain....?
goku2057
10-01-2003, 12:34 AM
I like the last name one, but the penis was funnier!
Fiend
10-01-2003, 12:43 AM
richie got it. good job. um....
this is greater than god, and more evil than satan.
rich people need it, and poor people have it.
if you eat it, you will surely die.
guess that one now.
Silent Warrior
10-01-2003, 12:44 AM
nothing?
Jushiko
10-01-2003, 12:44 AM
Family? I know eating your family would kill you.
Fiend
10-01-2003, 12:46 AM
damnit richie! how about you think of some riddles.
Silent Warrior
10-01-2003, 12:52 AM
There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
Jushiko
10-01-2003, 12:55 AM
startling:- starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in and I
goku2057
10-01-2003, 12:56 AM
damnit richie! how about you think of some riddles.
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
goku2057
10-01-2003, 12:57 AM
get that one!
Silent Warrior
10-01-2003, 01:00 AM
startling:- starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in and I
good job.
goku2057
10-01-2003, 01:01 AM
i never would have gotten that one!
Jushiko
10-01-2003, 01:06 AM
http://www.word-detective.com/gry.html
goku2057
10-01-2003, 01:08 AM
?? I know the answer to it. And it isn't aggry. I'll give you a hint, ignore the first second, and last sentence and then read it.
Jushiko
10-01-2003, 01:11 AM
You missed the point of that link. That riddle originally made sense, but by being passed down and around like this, it's become reworded, and doesn't work anymore. Don't give me that ignore the first and second sentence crap. Just reword it so that it does work, buddy.
goku2057
10-01-2003, 01:12 AM
I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.
Batmanuel
10-01-2003, 01:13 AM
the answer to the gry one is language right?
Here is a math riddle Sarah went to get her drivers license. When asked her age, she replied: "My age today is
three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three
years ago." How old is Sarah?
Jushiko
10-01-2003, 01:25 AM
I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.
Fire.
Here is a math riddle Sarah went to get her drivers license. When asked her age, she replied: "My age today is
three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three
years ago." How old is Sarah?
18?
goku2057
10-01-2003, 01:35 AM
Yup, fire is right! how about this one!
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
and another
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.
shred_head15
10-01-2003, 02:09 AM
How do you put nine pigs in eight boxes?
Jushiko
10-01-2003, 02:16 AM
You use two different sized boxes, duh. Seven one pig capacity boxes, and one two pig capacity.
David
10-01-2003, 02:17 AM
Goku:
A coffin is the answer to the first one, not sure about the second one.
Viper
10-01-2003, 04:53 AM
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
This goes beyond the riddle but there are actually 5 GRY words.
hungry, angry, kingry, ngry, onegry
Approx10
10-01-2003, 06:11 AM
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
stfu...language
how bloody old is that?
Tommy
10-01-2003, 06:44 AM
What goes up but never comes down?
Galcian
10-01-2003, 07:31 AM
That depends on the planets density, and escape velocity.
My guess would be Hydrogen and Helium
Jesus
10-01-2003, 08:28 AM
My guess is your age.
goku2057
10-01-2003, 01:31 PM
Yup, fire is right! how about this one!
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.
The answer is David. Think Roman Numerals!
Tommy
10-01-2003, 08:07 PM
My guess is your age.
Correct.
shred_head15
10-02-2003, 01:43 AM
You use two different sized boxes, duh. Seven one pig capacity boxes, and one two pig capacity.
I said how do you put nine pigs in 8 boxes. not two diff sized boxes.
Here's a good one I pulled out of an old computer game of mine:
What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, and the start of every ending?
Skull Kid
10-02-2003, 02:00 AM
Here's a good one I pulled out of an old computer game of mine:
What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, and the start of every ending?
Death?
shred_head15
10-02-2003, 02:02 AM
the letter e.
someone answer my riddle.
Death?
Nope.
[EDIT:] Shred Head got it :)
David
10-02-2003, 04:05 AM
Shredhead: Put two pigs in one box and then one pig in each of the remaining boxes.
shred_head15
10-02-2003, 04:58 AM
no, only one per box.
****in stick one of the littler pigs up the asshole of one of the bigger pigs then stick em in the box.
Tommy
10-02-2003, 06:50 AM
Alright so we have 9 pigs for 8 boxes.
Buy another box so now that we have 9 boxes, a pig in each box, simple.
What have I got in my pocket?
I'll give ya three shots.
Jushiko
10-02-2003, 10:33 PM
Your hand.
Galcian
10-02-2003, 10:34 PM
Penis.
the poe collector
10-02-2003, 10:36 PM
a clown at a circus is told to take two buckets to a river and fill them both up so he has 7 liters altogether. He has a 3 liter bucket and a 5 liter bucket. What must he do to get exactly 7 liters?
Notedog
10-02-2003, 10:53 PM
you messed that riddle up, its impossible.
Completely empty the 3 liter bucket
Fill it back up to the brim using the 5 liter bucket
Empty the 3 liter bucket again.
Refill the 3 Liter bucket with the remaining 2 liters in the 5 liter bucket.
Now fill the 5 liter bucket all the way up in the river.
Viola!
Notedog
10-02-2003, 10:56 PM
then again liter buckets have measurements on them so fill the 5 the three and pour a liter out of one of them.
the poe collector
10-02-2003, 10:58 PM
you messed that riddle up, its impossible.
have fun :stupid:
Jushiko
10-02-2003, 11:01 PM
Completely empty the 3 liter bucket
Fill it back up to the brim using the 5 liter bucket
Empty the 3 liter bucket again.
Refill the 3 Liter bucket with the remaining 2 liters in the 5 liter bucket.
Now fill the 5 liter bucket all the way up in the river.
Viola!
What movie was that from? It had Sam Jackson, and I forget who else....was it on of the Die Hard movies?
Notedog
10-02-2003, 11:03 PM
fine, you win.
Notedog
10-02-2003, 11:03 PM
What movie was that from? It had Sam Jackson, and I forget who else....was it on of the Die Hard movies?
yes, Bruce Willis, Die hard three
shred_head15
10-03-2003, 01:01 AM
this is how u get nine pigs in 8 boxes.
[]=box
[n][i][n][e][p][i][g][s]
Skull Kid
10-03-2003, 01:18 AM
What have I got in my pocket?
I'll give ya three shots.
Pot?
Notedog
10-03-2003, 01:30 AM
The one ring to rule them all. oh and shred head thats only 8 boxes.
Skull Kid
10-03-2003, 01:33 AM
The one ring to rule them all. oh and shred head thats only 8 boxes.
It's supposed to be 8 boxes.
Notedog
10-03-2003, 01:35 AM
Which word starting with BR that with the addition of an e becomes a word that sounds like the first word?
Notedog
10-03-2003, 01:37 AM
It's supposed to be 8 boxes.
Oh yeah I forgot, sorry.
Notedog
10-03-2003, 01:39 AM
Pat Smith gives someone a dollar. Pat is this person's brother, but the person is not Pats brother. How can that be?
Skull Kid
10-03-2003, 01:40 AM
Which 7-letter word, which had to do with the road, can be said the same way backwards?
This is an easy one.
Notedog
10-03-2003, 01:58 AM
racecar
Skull Kid
10-03-2003, 02:02 AM
racecar
Told you it was easy. See, I suck at riddles. That's my problem.
WAIT! I got a good riddle!
Who has over 3000 posts, thinks green is cool, sucks, is gay, likes men, and has an animated F-Zero avatar? This one can't be that hard.
:angel:
OnBake Platinum
10-03-2003, 02:03 AM
...Skull Kid?
Skull Kid
10-03-2003, 02:04 AM
That would be correct.......if I had an F-Zero avatar. :rolleyes:
OnBake Platinum
10-03-2003, 02:05 AM
Well your avatar sucks, so I thought it would work...
Pat Smith gives someone a dollar. Pat is this person's brother, but the person is not Pats brother. How can that be?
Is he a hillbilly?
Jushiko
10-03-2003, 02:16 AM
Pat Smith gives someone a dollar. Pat is this person's brother, but the person is not Pats brother. How can that be?
It's his sister.
whats black and white and red all over?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Viper
10-03-2003, 02:32 AM
whats black and white and red all over?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Newspaper
Jushiko
10-03-2003, 02:35 AM
Sunburned Zebra, by the spelling of red.
say:
roast 5x
coast 5x
most 5x
what do you put into a toaster? haha
Skull Kid
10-03-2003, 02:41 AM
Har har.
say:
roast 5x
coast 5x
most 5x
what do you put into a toaster? haha
YOUR HAND
awe dood that's sooooo funny!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahha ahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha... damn i wish i was you :D
Jushiko
10-03-2003, 03:18 AM
I do not get it.
say:
roast 5x
coast 5x
most 5x
what do you put into a toaster?
TOAST right? noooo, bread!
Skull Kid
10-03-2003, 03:32 AM
I would've said fork.
Jushiko
10-03-2003, 03:37 AM
Ohh.
shut up I knew that.
Jushiko Is A Genius!!!!!!!!!!!
the poe collector
10-04-2003, 12:07 AM
every boy goes through this
a man has already done it
Mike Tyson is still trying
Jushiko
10-04-2003, 12:15 AM
School?
the poe collector
10-04-2003, 12:20 AM
nope
Jushiko
10-04-2003, 12:34 AM
Puberty?
the poe collector
10-04-2003, 12:37 AM
Puberty?
YOU WIN A TRIP TO ETHIOPIA! :D
Jushiko
10-04-2003, 12:41 AM
I was hoping that wasn't the answer.
Teh L4me.
say:
cop 5x
top 5x
crop 5x
flop 5x
what do you use to sweep the floor?
Jushiko
10-04-2003, 01:34 AM
Broom.
I get it though, no worries.
Bryan
10-04-2003, 04:01 AM
A swifer? *shakes head*
Why are all the Jackolantern's smiling, giggling and laughing?
Notedog
10-08-2003, 01:28 AM
Becausew they saw your mom naked and sheeeees HOT! oh and Jushiko your right.
Brady
10-08-2003, 01:33 AM
I feel something in my pocket. It's warm, hard, and has a head....
:eek:
A quarter! :rolleyes:
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