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Dwhitten
07-31-2005, 07:54 AM
Whats the worst film you have ever seen? I would have to say the worst film for me is Napolean Dynamite.

Jesus
07-31-2005, 08:09 AM
Lagaan.

Even for a Bollywood Film this is Shit.

Zac
07-31-2005, 08:09 AM
I tried to watch Best in Show once. Made it like halfway though before I stopped it. It was a good thing too, because I was about to take a pencil and shove it in my eye.

Gummy
07-31-2005, 08:14 AM
Resident Evil 1 and 2.

Mauler
07-31-2005, 10:45 AM
Pretty much everything from Hollywood nowdays.

Savant
07-31-2005, 11:27 AM
Jerry Maguire

Tommy
07-31-2005, 04:05 PM
Whats the worst film you have ever seen? I would have to say the worst film for me is Napolean Dynamite.
:gay:

Speed 2.

PhoenixBlade
07-31-2005, 04:49 PM
Whats the worst film you have ever seen? I would have to say the worst film for me is Napolean Dynamite.

Are you kidding me? Napoleon Dynamite kicked ass. For me, the worst movie I have ever seen is 2 Fast 2 Furious. Absolutely horrendous.

PeterC
07-31-2005, 05:02 PM
Mr and mrs smith. A 10 year old would have understood there was no basis whatsoever.

ch33f
07-31-2005, 06:25 PM
5 or so years ago I would have said something like: Revenge of the Nerds 3... But in recent years there has been so many shit movies that it is impossible to single one out. The worst movie I have seen in the past few months was Fantastic 4, jesus fucking christ, how do these retards manage to get funding to make such shit?!

littleslugger
07-31-2005, 06:53 PM
mine is intermedio it has terrible acting and you can tell that the blood is fake and it wasnt even scary oh and napoleon dynamite is the funniest movie

Perfect Agent
07-31-2005, 10:45 PM
Awwww Napoleon Dynamite is quality.

I see a lot of shit films, too many to remember.

Tommy
07-31-2005, 10:56 PM
Shaun Of The Dead is one of my funniest movies.

KuDoSe
07-31-2005, 11:47 PM
Leprachaun 4: In Space

My god, so fucking horrible, that or the re-make of The Blob in the 80s.

I could not watch either one ebcause it was so horrible, I'd rather watch a porn for plot and acting, than any of those movies.

Negativity
08-01-2005, 03:36 AM
Escape from New York.

Black Hawk Down.

JW
08-02-2005, 01:38 AM
Manos: The Hands of Fate

ChriZno
08-02-2005, 01:58 AM
The only one here with SOME taste in movies is Kudose and Tommy, from the looks of it. The rest of you are strangely enough dissing ok or good movies. Fantastic Four was awesome. Forget how thin the plot was, the effects and acting weigh up quite a bit. Not to mention Jessica Alba's hotness. She alone makes the movie worth while. Black Hawk Down was cool. Mr And Mrs Smith wasn't the best movie I've seen, but goddamn Angelina Jolie is so hot in it. It was an ok movie. And Napoleon Dynamite?! Come ON, it was awesome!!

The worst movie I've ever seen, is probably U.S. Seals. It's on the IMDB bottom 100 movies of all time, and rightfully so. Watch it, and tell me it's not utter crap. It used to inherit the impressive #1 position on that very list, but Hollywood spews out so much crap these days, that it quickly got bumped down. Other crappy movies I totally hate include Yentl (starring Barbara Streisand, god I hate that woman), Dumb And Dumberer, Transylvania 6-5000, and The Horse Whisperer.

Skull Kid
08-02-2005, 02:54 AM
Freddy vs. Jason.

Need I say more?

littleslugger
08-02-2005, 03:42 AM
Escape from New York..

i like this movie its good

Ethan
08-02-2005, 06:57 AM
Napolean Dynomite was great for an Independant film. I loved it until everyone else caught on and it pissed me off.

Anyways, Schindler's List does it for me. Anything related to the Hollocaust is as boring as fuck and the movie tells me shit I know and some shit that doesn't do what it's intended with my emotions. :|

Perfect Agent
08-02-2005, 01:31 PM
OH OH OH

Spice World was shit, none of the two I liked weren't even that hot in it, if a girl's hot in a shit film, it's excused.

ChriZno
08-02-2005, 05:52 PM
^ So true man. Like in Fantastic Four or The New Guy, eventhough those movies weren't that bad to begin with. And yes Spice World was garbage.

Tommy
08-02-2005, 05:58 PM
I can't say I even contemplated watching Spice World. I pity you people that did. What on Earth came over you?

ChriZno
08-02-2005, 07:09 PM
Meh, I watch whatever crap I come over. I like to have a real opinion about something. Not just go "Man, I've never smoked a cigarette, but smoking sucks cus my nerdy friends say so", or "That band sucks. I've never heard any of their music, but they SEEM to suck". WTF is that all about? I like to try shit out and make my opinion about it. The exception of course, is things like hard drugs, and stuff in general that would fuck me up if I tried it.

Wes
08-02-2005, 09:43 PM
Erm . . .

ChriZno
08-02-2005, 10:09 PM
Yeah. Get it? Like, if someone says something sucks, I wanna try it myself to see if they're right. Like Spice Girls. I had heard it sucked balls, but in case it didn't, I wanted to see for myself. I'm like that with a lot of things. I've smoked cigarettes to form my own opinion of them (Which is that they taste like crap. But each to his own. Most people start smokin to be cool anyways), I've smoked weed (Weed owns! But I don't plan to start smoking it on a regular basis), etc.

Ethan
08-02-2005, 10:15 PM
Weed owns!

Funniest thing I've read all day. :sheep:

KuDoSe
08-03-2005, 02:47 AM
I can't say I even contemplated watching Spice World. I pity you people that did. What on Earth came over you?


Emma Bunton's hotness






P.S. I enjoyed The New Guy.

Perfect Agent
08-03-2005, 03:20 AM
Emma wasn't even that hot back then, it was all about Geri.

ChriZno
08-03-2005, 05:01 AM
P.S. I enjoyed The New Guy. I did too. But I find Eliza Dushku insanely hot, and couldn't think of any crappy movies with her in it. Wait, she was in Bring It On. I guess that's a better example then.

KuDoSe
08-03-2005, 05:32 AM
Brign It On ruled.


Wrong Turn, however, blew major ass. Solved your crisis.






PA: I've always found Baby Spice to be completely the hottest of the group, so idk what the hell you're talking about.

Tommy
08-03-2005, 12:44 PM
It's all a matter of opinion, so fucking respect it.

Perfect Agent
08-03-2005, 01:55 PM
I'm on about this (http://members.fortunecity.com/noops232/tn_geri_halliwell_nude0006_jpg.jpg).

littleslugger
08-03-2005, 03:34 PM
there is this other movie called ill sleep when im dead and it is so boring

Tommy
08-03-2005, 10:32 PM
I'm on about this (http://members.fortunecity.com/noops232/tn_geri_halliwell_nude0006_jpg.jpg).
A picture of the Fortune City logo. Nice one.

Ethan
08-04-2005, 12:13 AM
No hotlinking, you bastard.

Perfect Agent
08-04-2005, 12:32 AM
Well shit, no nudies for you.

Ethan
08-04-2005, 12:39 AM
That's why I use bittorrents. :/

KuDoSe
08-04-2005, 05:26 AM
Well shit, no nudies for you.


Yes because only you have seen naked pictures of her.

Perfect Agent
08-04-2005, 12:26 PM
ummm yeah, course.

Moses
08-04-2005, 07:26 PM
Police Academy 3: Citizens on Patrol

littleslugger
08-05-2005, 12:45 AM
terminator 3

Moses
08-05-2005, 10:03 AM
Holy shit, shut up.

Negativity
08-17-2005, 05:05 AM
Hero and the Last Samurai were fairly bad.

Negativity
08-17-2005, 05:09 AM
HOUSE OF THE DEAD!

brain
08-17-2005, 05:53 AM
Hero.Sucks.Period.

Cats
08-17-2005, 06:17 AM
Hero was awesome!
Why would you say such things?
Did you watch it with your eyes closed or something?
Unless you're talking about a different film called 'Hero'.
In which case I wouldn't know.
But I don't think you ARE!
Grr...

Moses
08-17-2005, 06:38 AM
Epoch.
IMDb it and believe.

brain
08-17-2005, 10:47 PM
Hero was awesome!
Why would you say such things?
Did you watch it with your eyes closed or something?
Unless you're talking about a different film called 'Hero'.
In which case I wouldn't know.
But I don't think you ARE!
Grr...


Did you watch the Hero where it was a whole bunch of flashbacks?

Travis
08-18-2005, 01:25 AM
It's Pat The Movie.

Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen.

Cats
08-18-2005, 05:25 AM
Did you watch the Hero where it was a whole bunch of flashbacks?

Yeah, the awesome 'Hero'.

Negativity
08-18-2005, 06:29 AM
I hated that movie.
Apparently it was the so called "intelligent man's action film".

Apparently I'm not intelligent.

Cats
08-19-2005, 08:54 AM
Well I don't know about "intelligent man's action film".
The very phrase seems like an oxymoron to me anyway.
Besides, it wasn't so much 'an action film' as it was 'a film that had action'.
In my mind.

Pats
08-19-2005, 07:02 PM
I thought Hero was amazing.

The worst movie I have ever seen is 'My Neighbor Totoro'.
Apparently everyone thinks it's really good.
But it isn't.

Logan
08-19-2005, 09:29 PM
the worst film ever has to be batman and robin...not even arnold could save this film. though spice world did give me nightmares.

Jesus
08-20-2005, 01:40 AM
demond has no d.

Logan
08-20-2005, 01:43 AM
damn dislesia. thanks anyway

KuDoSe
08-20-2005, 04:05 AM
demond has no d.


I'm pretty sure it has a d, 2 in fact.

Negativity
08-20-2005, 09:36 PM
The worst movie I have ever seen is 'My Neighbor Totoro'.
Apparently everyone thinks it's really good.
But it isn't.

That movie was awful. I'd rather stare at my own excrement for an hour.

Cats
08-21-2005, 06:06 AM
How about someone elses excrement?

Rate my poo dot com!
(I won't link because there may be some people who don't actually want to look at other people's excrement.)

Negativity
08-21-2005, 06:28 AM
I've a friend who seems to have a poo fetish (the same friend that has the foot fetish). He's always on that site.