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IEatFriedPikmin
09-22-2005, 04:56 AM
IDAHO FALLS -- An Idaho weatherman says Japan's Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina to strike America.

Meteorologist Scott Stevens, a nine-year veteran of KPVI-TV in Pocatello, said he believes the artificially created hurricane was a bid to avenge Japan for the Hiroshima atomic bomb attack -- and that this technology will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city.

Stevens said he had been struggling to forecast weather patterns starting in 1998 when he discovered the theory on the Internet. It's now detailed on Stevens' Web site.

Scientists discount Stevens' claims as ludicrous.

"I have been doing hurricane research for the better part of 20 years now, and there was nothing unusual to me about any of the satellite imagery of Katrina," said Rob Young, a hurricane expert at Western Carolina University in Cullowhee, N.C. "It's laughable to think it could have been man-made."

Stevens, who is among several people to offer alternative and generally discounted theories for the storm that flooded New Orleans, says a little-known oversight in physical laws makes it possible to create and control storms.

That's especially true, he contends, if you're armed with the Cold War-era weapon said to have been made by the Russians in 1976. Stevens became convinced of the existence of the Russian device when he observed an unusual Montana cold front in 2004.

"I just got sick to my stomach because these clouds were unnatural and that meant they had (the machine) on all the time," Stevens said. "I was left trying to forecast the intent of some organization rather than the weather of this planet."

Stevens said oddities in Hurricane Katrina storm patterns underpin his theory.

And, according to his Web site, so does the fact that Katrina and Ivan -- the name given to a destructive hurricane that hit Florida in September 2004 -- both sound Russian.

Stevens' bosses at KPVI-TV say their employee can think and say what he wants -- as long as he keeps the station out of the debate and acknowledges that his views are his own opinion.

Bill Fouch, KPVI's general manager, compared Stevens' musings to political or religious beliefs that journalists suppress on the job.

"He doesn't talk about it on his weathercast," Fouch said. "He's very knowledgeable about weather, and he's very popular."

Weather war background

Meteorologist Scott Stevens' Web site: www.weatherwars.info
i bet this is part of the revolution controller.

WHY SHIGGY?! WHY???!!!

Megatron40
09-22-2005, 04:22 PM
I knew that there was a logical explanation for all of this.

Mathx
09-22-2005, 04:26 PM
Cower before the power of Nintendo, and Sushi....

Mr.Snuggles
09-22-2005, 07:38 PM
are you SURE it wasnt Bush?

IEatFriedPikmin
09-22-2005, 10:18 PM
omg! welcome mr.snuggles. i promise to never call you mrs. nuggles.

HereticPB
09-22-2005, 10:56 PM
Crack pot. He is "Stuck on Stupid".

Mr.Snuggles
09-23-2005, 01:40 AM
omg! welcome mr.snuggles. i promise to never call you mrs. nuggles.

hey thanks. i made sure there would be none of this mrs. crap.

Oddyssey
09-23-2005, 01:51 AM
haha well this is retarded. kinda makes feel stupid moving back to idaho now...

Viper
09-23-2005, 04:47 AM
I made this for my Bush bashers just so show that I can poke fun even at my buddies.


I present The Cane Maker.


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/viperempire/CaneMaker.jpg

plebben
09-23-2005, 01:52 PM
^^ A long time ago, in a galaxy far away...

HereticPB
09-24-2005, 01:59 AM
If anything it would be China and/or North Korea doing this. The Japan thing is just wacked the f--k out.

Pro A.
09-24-2005, 05:21 AM
Yeah, but it is pretty funny to read.

Ethan
09-24-2005, 05:49 AM
I blame Smap.

Bryan
09-24-2005, 08:33 AM
I bet they were using Mazdas as signal amplifiers! BASTARDS!

Mirai
09-25-2005, 03:43 AM
Super Happy Fun Storm!

kaphwan
09-25-2005, 04:43 AM
^ nice avvy.

Anyway, if the japanese really wanted to hurt America, they could have like hit New York with a very large hurricane? Or would people then say they're copycatting Al-qaeda (spell?)?

Or hit wherever Bush was vacationing. Or would that help America? Only one way to find out...

</sarcasm :p >

On a serious note. The Japanese are getting Hiroshima revenge by kicking Microsofts arse in console sales. Microsoft is America's biggest company... it's all they got! And if they only really wanted blood? Biological warfare. Ten times cheaper than nukes and a whole lot dealier.

On another serious, sharper note. We knew that a hurricane was going to hit New Orleans for a very long time. It's a storm prone area that is next to a very large body of water. What else do you expect!?

I hope nobody at this forum took the article seriously.

Bryan
09-26-2005, 09:57 AM
Yeah, it wasn't exactly the most unexpected thing for a city below sea level to flood.

Also.. I think it's safe to say that you tricked us. We all thought this was a serious thing. In fact, I hear Bush is going to the UN tomorrow to try to sweet talk them into helping him invade Tokyo.