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ScratchedAt
10-24-2005, 03:28 AM
Me, I like to steal ideas from the former NintendoLand.com

So heres the deal, I'm making myself to keeping this board alive.. so I'm going to post a picture. And i want you to do something, I want you to see


WHO IS THE FUNNIEST NNOW MEMBER ALIVE! Here are the rules...

Well...see the picture? The guy on the far left (because I dont know his real name), is known as MC, or Main Character. The Ghoul on the farthest right, is Ghoul 2, and the Ghoul in the middle of them, is Ghoul one. Now I want you to create a comical caption to this picture! The winner...is....the winner! I'm adding this to me "Which Nintendo Character Would Win?" series, that is in Beta testing at the moment. Not really..but..yeah...

So here the picture...respond as this..

MC - This and that and this and that.
Ghoul 1 - I smell this and that.
Ghoul 2 - Dork smells like potatoes.

http://www.llamascores.org/games/superghoulsnghosts/superghoulsnghosts.png
Skull Kid
10-24-2005, 03:38 AM
His name is Arthur, I believe. That, or Alexander.

Arthur(?): So, how did you two first meet?
Ghoul 1: He was all eating this dude's brains, and it was love at first sight.
Ghoul 2: For the last time, I'm not gay!
Viper
10-24-2005, 03:51 AM
MC: I am a bad ass knight here to slay your evil...shit your ugly.

G1: I'm telling mom you said that.

G2: Yeah, this from the pansy fucker wearing heart boxers.
Zeep
10-24-2005, 05:28 AM
MC: Dude, what's that red shit around your ass?
G1: Just ask Mr. Herpes behind me...
G2: Goddammit, the test came back negative!
dork
10-24-2005, 05:37 AM
MC: Excuse me, do you have any spare change for the bus?

G1: fuckshitpisswoofwoofwooffuckfuckfuck

G2: He has tourettes.
Moses
10-24-2005, 06:04 AM
MC - No fat chicks. k thx

Ghoul 1 - Hey, I thought this was a BYOB party.

Ghoul 2 - Yeah, bring your own bitch. Not bring your own fat shit woman.
Viper
10-24-2005, 06:53 AM
MC: Damn, I have to take a shit.

G1: Oh, don't go in there, man. It's hideous.

G2: Look what it did to us. There was shit everywhere and they were chanting, "Dork, Dork, King of Shit, King of Shit."
Ravster
10-24-2005, 05:24 PM
^hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha hha

+rep



*thinks of good caption*.....
Mathx
10-24-2005, 05:35 PM
MC: Avast! Foul Ghouls! Though my Javelin may not harm thee I have one last "Naked Pic" That I am not afraid to post!
Tael
10-25-2005, 02:13 PM
Arthur - At long last, I have found the Holy Grail!
Ghoul 1 - Give it to me!
Ghoul 2 - I want to eat you both!
footchicken
10-25-2005, 05:37 PM
MC: I fart in your general direction :spiny:
G1: uuuhhhhgg...
G2: uuurrnngg...
Viper
10-25-2005, 05:46 PM
MC: I'm here for the Dragon Warrior casting call.

G1: What are you, brain dead? Didn't you see the sign on the way in?

G2: This is the Resident Evil zombie casting call. You want room 6B down the hall and to the left.



Casting Director: Zombies....knights...fucking brilliant. Can you do scenes wearing just boxers with little hearts on them?
Alloy
10-25-2005, 08:12 PM
I hate to be the first one to say it, but Nintendo Power does this caption thing every month.

Not that you "stole" their idea or anything *wink wink*

:spiral:
Viper
10-25-2005, 11:42 PM
He already said he stole it from NintendoLand.com, lol.
ScratchedAt
10-26-2005, 03:42 AM
Yes, you half ass. Read things first. I wouldn't EVER take credit for something I didn't come up with, and this is no exception.

So my question now, people, is who won?
Generic Wheaties
10-26-2005, 04:21 AM
MC - Arrrr...
Ghoul 1 - ARRRR
Ghoul 2 - ARRRR
Viper
10-26-2005, 02:25 PM
MC: *electronic beep*
G!:*electronic buzz*
G2: *electronic buzz*

MC: Who writes this shit? I could write a better script with my lance up my ass.



I vote mine but I think I'm biased. Aside from mine, Powdered Toast Mans was good.
Alloy
10-26-2005, 08:05 PM
I'm sorry... didnt mean to sound like an a-hole. What I meant was it originally came from... eh oh nevermind.

I'm a doofus
ScratchedAt
10-27-2005, 03:21 AM
Because you appologized I forgive.
Zeep
10-27-2005, 05:16 AM
i hope you don't think Nintendo Power "invented" the idea of a caption contest. caption contests have existed for EVER.
dead718
10-27-2005, 10:55 AM
MC: *electronic beep*
G!:*electronic buzz*
G2: *electronic buzz*

MC: Who writes this shit? I could write a better script with my lance up my ass.



I vote mine but I think I'm biased. Aside from mine, Powdered Toast Mans was good.

best one, only one that actually made me laugh out loud.
ScratchedAt
10-28-2005, 03:12 AM
^^^
THAT made me chuckle aloud.
Viper
10-28-2005, 03:16 AM
http://www.llamascores.org/games/superghoulsnghosts/superghoulsnghosts.png

The Crypts and the Bloods circa 1135 AD.
dead718
10-29-2005, 01:37 PM
Hmm... I'm not that funny can't come up with a damn caption
Crow
10-29-2005, 01:38 PM
http://www.llamascores.org/games/superghoulsnghosts/superghoulsnghosts.png

The Crypts and the Bloods circa 1135 AD.

hahahahahaha +rep
dead718
10-29-2005, 01:41 PM
http://www.llamascores.org/games/superghoulsnghosts/superghoulsnghosts.png

The Crypts and the Bloods circa 1135 AD.

+rep

?Does that actually work?
Viper
10-31-2005, 02:16 AM
Did I win?

When is the next one?
Unspoken
10-31-2005, 03:00 AM
MC: I thought you said we were going to Hummingbird Hills...
G1: Didn't you bring the map, Fred?
G2: Ummm... If by map you mean sucked the little remains of brain out of that PS3 creator's head through a bendy-straw then peeing in his skull, then yes!
MC: ... Goddammit!
ScratchedAt
10-31-2005, 03:04 AM
No one really voted. I'll make sure the next one is a lot better and voting will be put into effect. The next one is... set your clocks...anywhere between

NOVEMBER 6TH- NOVEMBER 7TH

And along with that...
A NEW BATTLE!

Luigi won last time...but who is he to face next? Will he face...Megaman? Viewtiful Joe? FIND OUT!
Unspoken
10-31-2005, 03:05 AM
Sorry about the double post, but can you put up a new screen soon?
ScratchedAt
10-31-2005, 03:06 AM
I'm sorry, despite me getting no REP for bringing this to NNow... I'm going to have to give the man who actually GOT rep for his post .... the championship.

VIPER IS THE WINNER. I Declare, and I rule.
Unspoken
10-31-2005, 03:11 AM
No double post... Oh, now there is...

Anyways, I think that you put your reply in the wrong thread, KDawg...
If this isn't a dub-post, I may be mad...
Unspoken
10-31-2005, 03:13 AM
Dang!
fenderbass021
11-10-2005, 09:39 AM
i swear i was playing that game the other day...weird lets have a go!

MC: hey, hey guys i got an idea.
1: oH yeah whats that?!
MC: lets call the next playstation, playstation 3, or PS3 for short
2: you fucking imbisul sony would never go for that
MC: well it just seems logi-
2: shut the fuck up its ridiculous
1: i think it ok i mean i-
2: you shutup too...only a complete ass-clown could be so unoriginal
Viper
12-06-2005, 04:35 AM
Kdawg, we want more.
n1n9tean
12-06-2005, 08:10 AM
hmmm..do we?.....if Viper says we want more then it MUST be true.

Kdawg, we want more.
Boggy700
12-13-2005, 02:26 PM
Now that a winner has been declared, losing with a stupid won't be quite so embarrassing.
Henceforth!:

MC: Twins? Pretty hot!
G2: We're speaking out of order.
G1: Yeah, we're rebels!
Generic Wheaties
12-13-2005, 09:10 PM
Hahaha, nice.
F089/H
01-04-2006, 02:58 AM
???