KDawgs Nintendo Captions - #2

[ScratchedAt]

I was going to wait until November 5th to do this, but it seemed to be wanted...and it is now back with a vengeance!

Like usual, you have to think of some funny/ odd comments for the picture that I am about to post. You can use whatever you want, but be creative! Make people on this board laugh out loud, and make them not only want to +rep you...but ME too! .

ER....teehee...

Anywhom, just for the note, KDawg is also going to be presenting a second edition of Nintendo Tournament (or whatever I called it... i'll figure it out) this November! Last time Luigi won, but who's spot is it to shine and face him? Diddy felt defeat...will someone else feel defeat to Luigi?

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the picture. I want you to post something comical.. in the form of this, or vice versa..

Mario - Ma-ma mia, is that a thong
Bowser - Ma-ma go to hell.

Although that was not funny, you get the point. When I believe all the good captions have been submitted, I will ask people to vote on who they think had the funniest caption. I will then choose that of which I believe was the funniest, persuayed by the voting.... have fun! Heres your picture...

http://omegamera.free.fr/isoz/Mario64/Mario64(2).jpg

[Viper]

I'll just do multiple submissions at once instead of multiple posts, though i may add more later.


Bowser: Keep your stylus in your pants, Mister and no I'm not touching it either.

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Bowse: That's it, arms out. Bring your knees up higher. You know, things haven't been so bad between us since I started showing you how to River Dance.


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Mario: Bowser, you big oaf, come here and give me a hug.

Bowser: Mario! It's been ages. *sniff* Oh holy koopa, have you worn that same outfit the whole time?


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Bowser: Goddamnit. When I called the plumbing service, I told them I wanted a different plumber.

Mario: Sorry, but Luigi now works for Molly Maids Cleaning Service.

[Unspoken]

Here's some...

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Bowser: God, I feel so HORNY when I am around you, Mario... In fact, I'm horny all the time!
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Mario: Damn, you lose weight?
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Bowser: Damn, you lose weight?
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Bowser: Awwww... I knew I shouldn't have had that poison 'shroom!
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That's all I can think of for now...

[Moses]

Narrator: And the small italian man was promptly eaten by the large dinosaur.

[footchicken]

i think viper's is the funniest, the one about the river dance, lol

here's my attempt;
bowser: i'm standing on a triangle!!
mario: i'm pretending to walk a tight rope!!

[Zeep]

Mario: Look at me! I can stand on one leg!
Bowser: [mutters] Attention whore...

[Viper]

Bowser: Hey Mario, what do you get when you take 4 eggs and mix them together in a bowl?

Mario: Uh, scrambled eggs?

Bowser: Damnit, you heard that already, huh?

[ScratchedAt]

I like the attention whore so far....

And the riverdance...

And "The small italian man..." because...i can just imagine how it'd be said



EDIT- I actually think all of them are funny...wow...

[Crow]

Mario - :-)
Bowser - =-o

[Viper]

Bowser: Damnit MariHo. You come up in here again with no coin and I'll take all your 'shrooms away. No get that pipe back out there and start plumbing.

[dead718]

Bowser: Hey Mario, what do you get when you take 4 eggs and mix them together in a bowl?

Mario: Uh, scrambled eggs?

Bowser: Damnit, you heard that already, huh?


Best one ever +rep