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Mathx
12-16-2005, 06:31 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20051216/en_music_eo/17984

News of the hospitalization was first reported by Us Weekly, which said Simpson had just finished a rendition of the hit single "Boyfriend" before telling the audience that she felt sick. "I love you guys," she said before exiting, only to collapse moments later in an elevator. She was immediately taken by ambulance to the hospital, per the magazine.

"She's wanted to prove over and over to her fans that she can perform live after what happened on SNL last year," the magazine quotes

Well it looks like she can't perform live...

I seriously hope she stops performing, she's just pure proof of MTV having a monopoly on what is accepted, music-wise, And I'm sick and tired of them jamming such crap as Ashlee "Can't sing" Simpson down my throat.
axia777
12-16-2005, 07:15 PM
That is because the little faker can't sing for shit. Ha ha ha ha ha!! She is full of crap. Can't perform, more like can't sing. She is ugly too. Her sister is hot, but not her. Her sister can sing okay too, but not her. I saw the SNL where she flubbed it really bad and got caught lip syncing. Now she tries to really sing and sound like a sick frog.
Stay Vertical
12-16-2005, 07:38 PM
She sucks fucking ass.
axia777
12-17-2005, 05:42 PM
She sucks fucking ass.

That would be a funny P0rN....
Fats
12-17-2005, 06:59 PM
Sucking ass porn is a bit disgusting... But anyway...

I hate her. I hate MTV. I hate the fact that shit like this sells by the truck-load.
Nate
12-17-2005, 08:28 PM
It makes me mad when untalented people like her, have everything set up for them already. People have to sacrafice some important things in thier life to be a musician. And this dolt has it all because shes the sibling of a famous person.
Stay Vertical
12-17-2005, 09:04 PM
Shes not a musician. Shes hardly talented in anyway.

I predict that she will have a sex tape in a few years and then she'll go into porn movies and get aids and die.
Fats
12-17-2005, 09:05 PM
We might get to see her in action? !><!
Stay Vertical
12-17-2005, 09:06 PM
Strictly dickly though.
Oddyssey
12-17-2005, 09:11 PM
That no talent ass clown.
Spatula
12-17-2005, 09:15 PM
Lucky Magazine: "What are your takes on lip-synching?"

Ashlee Simpson: "I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me."
Fats
12-17-2005, 09:52 PM
She then goes out to lip-sync! The fecking cheek of it! ><
WolfmanNCSU
12-19-2005, 02:47 PM
She is not that bad, in fact I put her right above Kelly Osborne......which only makes her the second-to-last talentless singer in the world. HAHA
Crow
12-19-2005, 03:07 PM
this thread is blatently flaming Ashlee Simpson, she was never meant to be a decent singer

we all know she's there so we can look at her ass
Mathx
12-19-2005, 04:36 PM
Crow, she doesn't even have the looks to be an entertainer, let alone a singer that is only up there for their looks...




...does she even have an ass?
WolfmanNCSU
12-19-2005, 04:42 PM
...does she even have an ass?


Anytime she opens her mouth in an attempt to sing.
IEatFriedPikmin
12-20-2005, 01:35 AM
i watched newly weds this morning because she was not on it.
OutlawAdidas
12-21-2005, 02:43 AM
I feel sad for the guy who gets a blowjob from her
Crow
12-21-2005, 05:14 AM
....i dont
Spatula
12-21-2005, 10:48 PM
I feel sad for the guy who gets a blowjob from her
I don't feel bad for myself at all. It was quite appetizing.