US Air Force Maintenance Problems and Solutions

[Viper]

Some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air
Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews...
(source unknown)


Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed..."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

[Z]

lol

reminds me of the the hilarious air jet movie, the one with Shane in it.

[Greg]

ha! I found those funny

[WolfmanNCSU]

HAHA, this goes right with what I was reading last night. Vague communication and lacking of specifics. What happens when you tell your employees to do "busy work".