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What do you look for in a women? What matters the most you horny fuggers?
1. Eyes
2. Hair
3. Smile
4. Hands
5. Breasts
6. Legs
7. A$$ (Bum, Arse, whatever)
8. Feet
9. Face
10. Their Attitude (pretty on the inside)
All of the above....i think, dont know about the feet one...Wasnt there a thread about this before?
dood! youve never had a foot job awe man ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
no, j/k. the feet part is mostly filler but some guys really have foot fetish's (sick bastards)
smellslikenintendospirit
11-15-2003, 03:43 AM
I'm all for the curves and slim body.
BlueMax
11-15-2003, 03:51 AM
In order of importance: 10, 5, 9, 7, 6, 2, 3, 1, 4, 8...
I'm all for the curves and slim body.
wassa matta dood? you don't like fat ass chicks, even if they'd put out for you?
wassa matta dood? you don't like fat ass chicks, even if they'd put out for you?
...the fuck?
...the fuck?
you mean "they fuck?" yes they do Nate. give it a try man, mmmmmmmmm
Haris
11-15-2003, 04:20 AM
Ass.
goku2057
11-15-2003, 04:57 AM
Yes, ass.
nah, all you fuggers admit it. you all like MENMENMEN huh?
smellslikenintendospirit
11-15-2003, 05:10 AM
wassa matta dood? you don't like fat ass chicks, even if they'd put out for you?
Not really...I guess I contribute to the overwhleming problem of female anorexia :(
Not really...I guess I contribute to the overwhleming problem of female anorexia :(
c'mon dood?! your tellin' me you wouldn't accept a BJ from a hot hefer with thighs so huge that they could break yer nutz into four? YOU LIE!
Haris
11-15-2003, 06:17 AM
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH! You ROCK, DORK.
Ass & Titties. Ass & Titties. Ass & Titties...
Hisham
11-15-2003, 04:52 PM
This is like the thread I made. If you read that you would know I look for eyes then brests and ass.
Carlos
11-15-2003, 05:35 PM
My number one thing for women is Blonde hair (Blonde, Dirty Blonde, or Blonde Highlights)
And the whole package, after that.
The Dude
11-15-2003, 05:37 PM
Ass or tites...hmmmm
*flips a coin*
dncardman
11-15-2003, 07:11 PM
5, 7, 9, and 10 are all great.
Dwhitten
11-15-2003, 09:21 PM
She could have it all and you could still be misrable being around her if she doesn't have a great personality.
Haris
11-16-2003, 02:42 AM
Or you could bang her silly and be happy.
Dark_Cloud
11-16-2003, 03:00 AM
I like my girls the way I like my peanutbutter...Chunky!!!!
I like my girls the way I like my peanutbutter...Chunky!!!!
Damn straight.
I like a nice looking girl I can get along with. Oh yea, gotta have an ass.
peasantlover
11-16-2003, 08:04 AM
1. face
2. smile
3. attitude
4. legs yummy
rest arent too important
Peter
11-16-2003, 02:51 PM
1. face
2. smile
3. attitude
Works for me...
Haver
11-16-2003, 03:16 PM
Depends if she knows the difference between a Jigglypuff and a Hitmonchan.
Haris
11-16-2003, 05:53 PM
AHahahahahha. Yeah dude my girl has to be able to tell a digimon from a pokemon.
But seriously, Malik, we got to find chicks that are somewhat religious. Or at least know about their religion and practice it.
Sandman
11-17-2003, 12:21 AM
1. Face
2. Ass
3. Breasts
4. Personality
Why do boobs matter so much?
Koopa69
11-18-2003, 03:30 AM
Boobs...boobs...nough said.
But seriously, Malik, we got to find chicks that are somewhat religious. Or at least know about their religion and practice it.
*sigh* ... if you say so.
Nah, just playing. I know ... gotta get me a somewhat religious girl.
nolifeking
11-18-2003, 04:07 AM
you have to go with face, because it can be the best looking woman in the world, but if the face is fucked up, you dont want any of that. Unless you hit it from the back or ask her to wear a paper bag, either one is good.
bobo_ess
03-20-2004, 08:40 PM
I'd have to say everything but 8.
aerofan113
03-20-2004, 09:29 PM
What do you look for in a women? What matters the most you horny fuggers?
1. Eyes
2. Hair
3. Smile
4. Hands
5. Breasts
6. Legs
7. A$$ (Bum, Arse, whatever)
8. Feet
9. Face
10. Their Attitude (pretty on the inside)
While this is a nice list. 10 should be 1, 7 should be 2, and 2 should be 3. Other than that I pretty much agree with this list.
aerofan113
03-20-2004, 09:30 PM
Im an ass man myself. Nothin catches my eye like a chick with a great ass.
MagicJuggler
03-21-2004, 03:42 AM
1) Intelligence
2) Imagination
3) Body
4) Kinkiness
5) Humor
And the girl I have a crush on is all of those in that order. A member of English academic team (that says a LOT), on the Honor Roll, doesn't look half bad (although not a pin-up; don't expect to see her in a thong), and is a bit serious. But she's vegetarian, so she's good enough. The best thing though, is that we're friends, despite her knowing I have a crush on her. (This is saying a lot; the last girl I had a crush on got upset when I learned where she lived, and her parent's occupations, and her ID number, and thus I got a temporary restraining order. But I am no longer like that...)
goku2057
03-21-2004, 04:22 AM
I'm all for the curves and slim body.
Man, fat bitches need love too.
Just not from me.
this thread is old, oh well
i love my wife's legs....alot! :eek: my mother in law caught me giving her daughter a lustful look :P
goku2057
03-21-2004, 05:10 AM
You wife is so a dude.
f*ck the up shut...uhh, please
aerofan113
03-21-2004, 08:40 AM
You wife is so a dude.
Your so a dumbass. Why do you slam on her. She is friggin hot. Great hair and eyes, nicley sculped body. Maybe your taste in chicks is different but dont slam on her. Id have her on my sig if hed let me. Whatta dope.
HolyPaladin
03-21-2004, 05:08 PM
I'm not a shallow person. I love a good-looking view as much as anybody else, but I don't pick a girlfriend based on her appearance (not that mine have ever looked bad). My preferences tend to vary a bit from what other guys like, though, because some of the girls that people think are really hot turn my stomach.
I remember, a few years back, sitting in the dining room at a Burger King with several friends and they were panting when they saw this girl walking across the lot toward the store. When I saw her, I wanted to vomit. She was basically a skeleton with some skin pulled over it. Her skin seemed so tight that it looked as though a scratch would cause her to fly apart like the breaking of a tight rubber band. Her skin was the same color of the fingertips of older people that have spend thirty years smoking three packs or more a day. They wanted her and I wanted to barf.
I don't like them too thin. If a girl is 5'4" then I'd be pleased with a weight of about 135, give or take. None of those 102-pounders for me, thank you. I like some curvature to her form, like actually having a real butt rather than one of those flat, boney behinds. I don't like overly huge breasts, either. If they sag like half-filled water balloons, I don't care for them. I don't care too much for boney faces, either, and prefer faces that look somewhat younger and with that "sweet" look about them.
I used to have a thing for blonds, but I don't care about that, anymore. I do like hair worn in ponytails, though. I also have a thing for girls with glasses (but don't tell matrix7 that I admitted that :D). All that, though, is basically just what I like to look at. When it comes to a mate, though, what matters most is their character rather than their appearance.
MagicJuggler
03-21-2004, 06:22 PM
I'm not a shallow person. I love a good-looking view as much as anybody else, but I don't pick a girlfriend based on her appearance (not that mine have ever looked bad). My preferences tend to vary a bit from what other guys like, though, because some of the girls that people think are really hot turn my stomach.
I remember, a few years back, sitting in the dining room at a Burger King with several friends and they were panting when they saw this girl walking across the lot toward the store. When I saw her, I wanted to vomit. She was basically a skeleton with some skin pulled over it. Her skin seemed so tight that it looked as though a scratch would cause her to fly apart like the breaking of a tight rubber band. Her skin was the same color of the fingertips of older people that have spend thirty years smoking three packs or more a day. They wanted her and I wanted to barf.
I don't like them too thin. If a girl is 5'4" then I'd be pleased with a weight of about 135, give or take. None of those 102-pounders for me, thank you. I like some curvature to her form, like actually having a real butt rather than one of those flat, boney behinds. I don't like overly huge breasts, either. If they sag like half-filled water balloons, I don't care for them. I don't care too much for boney faces, either, and prefer faces that look somewhat younger and with that "sweet" look about them.
I used to have a thing for blonds, but I don't care about that, anymore. I do like hair worn in ponytails, though. I also have a thing for girls with glasses (but don't tell matrix7 that I admitted that :D). All that, though, is basically just what I like to look at. When it comes to a mate, though, what matters most is their character rather than their appearance.
Somebody whom shares my same priorites. In my case, there are so many girls at my school whom are of pin-up proportions, that there's an actual glut of them. So I look for those whom are smart, funny, well-organized (that girl I mentioned earlier, whom I currently have a crush on stores her tests in a file cabinet. Talk about being on top of things...it'll be tough to get on top of her, if you know what I mean :D ). With prom coming up April 3rd...let's say if I go (which I don't want to, for prom is just another form of social indoctrination, yet my overbearing parents insist that I go when I would rather stay home playing Starcraft; not to mention that I don't have a license, so they probably will drop me off, and then I'm stuck at the prom for about several hours...), then it should be an interesting night if I can convince her to give me a ride to her house to study (yes, in an academic sense!)
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