WWE Backlash

[Crow]

Okay its just started so i though instead of people missing out i will do a match by match, basically i'll write what happens each match because im nice like that
iyl edit the first post so not to post a million times

Chris Master Vs Carlito

shows some replay of Carlito spitting at Matt Striker, JR is commentating, they start off by talking crap to each other, then Carlito slaps Masters and we're started

Masters chokes Carlito with his T Shirt and whips him, Carlito reverses with a Drop kick to the knee and takes control, Masters goes for a quick cover and then starts to work on Carlito's back...then from no where Carlito gets Masters in a masterlock! Masters breaks it soon after

Carlito throws Masters outside and jump down over connecting, JR seems to just want to talk about other matches...seems like an even match with Carlito having the edge abit, good to have JR back btw

the crowd chants Masters sucks....which he does, Masters is just beating on Carlito at the moment, dragging him round by his hair and putting him in a few submissions, not much wrestling happening at all, Masters gets a neckbreaker which is about the first move in the match and goes for another cover...about the 6th so far

JR says Carlito is 27, he looks younger...Masters is just dominating with powerful moves and sets up for the masterlock but Carlito rolls him up and does a springboard reverse elbow...grabs his apple and throws it up then drop kicks Masters, a few clotheslines and a dropkick...JR called him "Lito" accidentally lol

Carlito on the top rope with Masters up, Carlito hits a moonsault but Masters falls like an amateur before he gets hit fully, Masters tries the Masterlock and Carlito hits a backcracker and pins with help from the ropes

Winner: Carlito

Backstage Maria, she says people wont be happy with Masters beating Carlito? i think she fucked up haha
anyway just cuts to fans saying who will win the Triple threat match
Lita comes out and blah blah blah, nice breasts though, some crap about Edge beating HHH and Cena and a private sex celebration

Armando Alejandro Estrada is in the ring saying something, i think the next match is Flair vs Umaga

Next Match
Umaga vs Flair

Umaga is apparently a "Giant" nowadays according to the King...old man Flair makes his entrance, Umaga attacks him on the way and beats him down

in the ring now and the bell rings, Flair with a thumb to the eye and a low blow, followed by his usual punches and chops....Flair in the corner avoids Umaga's ass the the face followed by YES! a few knife edge chops!

Yawn wont it just end so Umaga can win, Flair gets a chop block and tries the figure four but is kicked off, Umaga gets him in the corner and a flying headbutt followed by the ass to face

Umaga to the 2nd rope with a flying headbutt, gets a wierd ass "Samoan Spike" and what looks like an easy ass win

WTF was that?

Winner: Umaga

some advert about a hard rock/hip hop WWE Reckless Intent album...buy it and iyl shoot a kitten

Vince is backstage admiring himself, some crap being spoken...Vince says leave God to him...Boo's from the crowd, Vince pours water on the floor and walks on it and says he can walk on water, then he gets a fish and bread breaks the bread in half, gay ass section of Backlash where bread and fish are thrown at Shane and Vince...

Next Up
Womans Champion Match

i cant be bothered calling this one so im getting a beer and taking a piss

iyl just say Trish's ass looks fucking awesome in what she's wearing, like a skin tight lycra

im guessing Mickie FTW

Mickie is DQ'd after a choke...YAWN!

Maria says she made a mistake and Carlito won...stupid hot bitch
interviews Michaels who says God is with him tonight, says he has 2 words for Vince, really throwing a DX comeback on the plate

Shelton Vs RVD next up

Sheltone seems to think he's some sort of gangster with his getup of shirt and shiney shite around his neck, ref holds the briefcase and belt up in the air

okay bare with me since im not too sure on all the move names of RVD's as this will be the first match with actual moves, Shelton gets the first advantage with an armbar...RVD with an armbar, Shelton bounces of the top and reverses it

RVD gets an RVD type pin with a side leg rollup, Sheltone kicks out, a slow start to the match, RVD is looking slow and sloppy in the ring...has been since his return, match looks like a dance off, wayy too over choreographied (new word) but you can see the moves before they happen

oh i cba now this PPV sucksapart from Shelt's sunset powerbomb to the outside...my guesses are

RVD
HHH
Michaels

[Dwhitten]

They need to get rid of womens championships...

[Crow]

yes it was a yawn fest

im also guessing Kane FTW

[Dwhitten]

Also they need to combine the rosters. Smackdown is doing piss poor ratings and great talent is rotting.

[Crow]

too many injuries is the fault for poor ratings, when kennedy and batista are back SD! will do well

there are way too many Heavyweight competitors for one brand

Cena, HHH, Angle, Rey, Edge, Batista, JBL, RVD

way too many

[Dwhitten]

I wish they put more stress on crusierweights. I remember that was one of the good things about WCW...they kicked ass when it came to cruiserweights.

[Kliq]

They need to combine teh brands and make Raw 3 hours, like WCW Nitro was. Combined brand could also mean the return or factions, which made wrestling a joy to watch in the past.

[Omega]

Backlash sucked.

[Crow]

that it did, which is why i stopped writing about it, Shelton and RVD was the only one up to scratch thanks to Shelton

RVD like i said last night was just way too slow and sloppy, he's very predictable

[Crosman]

6.0

Backlash was boring and very predictable. (RVD/Shelton?)

The best part of the night was Armando Alejandro Estrada's introduction of Umaga. Skull Kid and I had a blast hearing this man talk.

[Crow]

but wtf was that Samoan Spike Umaga did on Flair?

[Tommy]

Umaga is WWE's (failed) answer to Samoa Joe.

[Dwhitten]

Umaga has nothing on Omega.

[Skull Kid]

Umega, anyone?