Retards like this need to DIE

[HeroOfTimeGCN]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6405445518216376043&q=ds

This dude is a RETARD. I hope he dies in a fiery car crash with lots of explosions and molten lava, so that there is NO TRACE of him left on this earth.

Reason I am saying this isnt because I like Nintendo, its because he has no merit and keeps saying "look it up folks" when he clearly has done no research and hasnt even played a DS.

Thought I would share this. What do you think?

[SuperLuigiBros]

my internet is shit atm, so I can watch the movie, but if its anything like the writing one the right (above the shots of his face) then it must be a joke. To save you the trouble:
I am not a fan of the Nintendo DS Lite, or the DS. Or any of the DS games like, Tamagotchi, Ridge Racers, Mario Kart, ... all » Fassino, Tetris, or any of the other DS games. I just think the Sony psp is a much better system then the ds. I think the DS is just to slow and big. Nintendo needs to make something innovative like the sony psp. Because the psp, is faster then the ds, and the psp has a higher resolution screen then the ds. Also psp has a ws screen and the ds does not. Because the ds is pretty much just a bad system. I found this out at E3, in 2006 they showed a bunch of games for the ds, and it was clear the system was not good, and that they need to fix some things. E3 is great, E3 shows off all the new systems. People played the ds at e3 and some people were pretty pissed off, because e3 said the ds was good but, i think e3 was wrong about the ds, because e3 said the ds was good, and i dont think the ds is good, and that makes e3 wrong. Normally E3 is right about this just but in this case, i think they were wrong about the ds.It was difficult to choose which bit was the gheyest, but in the end I had to settle with a mere half of his entire speach.

I dont think you need me to tell you why this guy is a comeplete tool, but I will tell you that he needs an education. I thought I used commas alot.

[Applefiend]

<*Watches video*>

So basically his point is this...

http://cdecas.free.fr/games/images/gameboy.jpg

Is identical to this:

http://www.mobilemag.com/content/images/7717_large.jpg

I would disagree...

I admit I only watched the start of the video... He does seem a few coins short of a Mario Kart win.

[masteratt]

Okay, I am tired and this guy pissed me off so...rant:

This guy is a Class A retard.
He doesn't know shit..."PSP stands for PlayStation Portable...Look it up folks..I'm not lying." Holy shit Mr Sherlock! How did you discover that???? More importantly, who gives a fuck what the system is called; anyone who cares a little has known it since it has been announced and now this dipshit is breaking the news like it's supposed to be something amazing.
He has a little fact sheet that he keeps checking."PSP plays..ummm...UMD...Yeah...DS doesn't do that...Look it up folks, it doesn't." Again, good find. I hope he didn't go through too much trouble revealing all these amazing exclusives. I'll bet my balls this fuckface doesn't even know what UMD is.

The End. I had to close it after taht point because he has that annoying expression on his face like "oh yes, I am Mr Know It All folks." And I didn't want to damage my monitor punching him.

God, what a retard....He has like millions of other videos too. I didn't check it out but this one looks exciting "Sleeping." And it is him sleeping.

[Generic Wheaties]

This is a joke. At first I was like "this guy is dumb."

he just punkd you. This isn't serious.

[masteratt]

Nah, no-one can fake that annoying face expression.

EDIT: alright never mind..I think he is trying to be funny. Well either way, he is retarded.

[gljvd]

Wow . At least he could have done something entertaining .

[Mr. Coww]

And Shiggy said let there be light and dropped a bo-bomb on his head.

[*G*spot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/hells/nelle/clever6613.gif....funny stuff. :clapping: :)

Why is the burden always placed on us viewers to "look it up", and check the facts? :)

[Crosman]

He apparently doesn't have a good life.

I hope he doesn't try to make it in the gaming business. Every other word he says is ''And, And And And'' ''I wish I was right'' AND and ANd.

Just another Crybaby.

[bobo_ess]

looks demented

[yoshaw]

I saw that like for a minute. Shut it off due to excess of retarded comments he made within the first 60 seconds.

I think he needs like some love from mommy daddy instead of posting video claims of who won the handheld race.

[HolyPaladin]

Words cannot express how much I'd love to plant a swift kick squarely into his nuts, if he even has any. So, he's obviously retarded (though I wonder why his parents aren't keeping a close eye on him since he's been able to get ahold of a computer and isn't wearing his helmet), but couldn't he at least try to get his facts straight? Who tried to sell him a DS for $300? Then again, I guess his "friends" must know he's retarded and therefore dumb enough to pay $300 for a system that launched at only half that.

I can't stand to listen to any more than I already did. I only made it a minute and twenty-five seconds in and had to shut it down. I swear, if I allow it to play any further, I will end up going out of my way to find his house and give him the firm nut-kicking that he so deserves.

What next, are we going to see a video from him this winter complaining about how the PlayStation 3 can't even play Blu-ray movies, has the worst graphics ever seen in the next gen, and was horribly expensive at $1200?

[Generic Wheaties]

Am I the only one calling BS on this? No one would say stuff like this. It's a joke, and you guys fell for it.

[dork]

LMAO. I really think it's staged. Probably just to pee off Ninfanboys.

[Viper]

Guys, it's a joke and parts of it are clever jabs at Sony more so than Nintendo.

Listen to the whole thing.

[Red_Wing]

I agree, it's most likely a joke. And he does have some good points there. You will not be able to play a wireless game with a friend who has a PSP with a DS.... I know it hurts, but it's true.
And don't think for a second that you will be able to use the DS as a controller for the PS3, look it up.

I have seen some of his other submissions.
I think these two are my favorites so far:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3614581526596139274&q=
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9048611519452494817&q=

[Boggy700]

It is not serious.
He doesn't believe these things.
How could he?
It's not possible.
He can't even keep a straight face about halfway through.
It's a joke.
Look it up.


Also, the part about the trampoline was great!

[Applefiend]

Well, you know, if it's a joke, brevity is the soul of wit.

Ow... Oww... Hard to type, thumb sore from New Super Mario Bros on DS.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=902109023681812200&q=ds << The PSP sucks. It's a gag.

[Generic Wheaties]

He laughed after the part where he said MP3 standed for Music Platform 3... even though MP3 means MPEG 3.

[masteratt]

Hahaha.
Once you get used to this guy's ugly fat face and his boring way of speaking, he is quite alright.

I loved his PSP one.
And the RE4 one was alright too.

Change the thread title to "Boring comedian delivers!"