Poop. (Serious topic.)

[dork]

No one here will judge you so please answer truthfully. After having a bowel movement do you ever lift your rear end from the toilet seat just to sneak a peak down the bowl...you know, just to see what came out? What is it that drives you to do so? Curiosity of size, color, texture or other? Please use the poll if you wish to remain anonymous.

[Bloodman]

Well, in all seriousness, I do look down the bowl all the time. Especially after the big ones. I just want to know what came out of there (in terms of size and shape).

I don't know about you, but if I'm there a long time and try real hard and only a small itty bitty turd comes out, I'm not gonna have a good day = (

[Eman]

Hell yeah I look shit turns me on

[Bloodman]

Hell yeah I look shit turns me on

you voted "I don't poop"...

[Eman]

no i voted i always inspect i mean why the hell not

[Bloodman]

=-o

Dork doesn't poo?

[dork]

I included the "I don't poop" option for the females. (tee hee hee hee hee)

Anyways, I think it's completely normal to stare at your own feces for five seconds at most. After that, it's time for physicatry.

[Skull Kid]

I usually only check when I know it was a really long turd.

[Bloodman]

I don't understand why looking at your own poop is bad. It came from within you man. That would be like not looking at your kid when they come out of your body.

[D3adcell]

Whenever its a good one, I have to look becuase I usually think "Damn that had to leave a mark". So i check. Then flush.

[dork]

Sometimes I'll flush as soon as my log hits the water so I won't allow myself a chance to look at it. When I get up from the toilet seat, sometimes all I'll find is a skidmark at the bottom of the toilet bowl. For some strange and disgusting reason, I will experience an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction. :)

[HolyPaladin]

Honestly, it might not be a bad idea to look, just to be sure everything is okay. I mean, all sorts of things can go wrong with us, and some of them can show signs in your excrement. For example, a black color is indicative of blood from somewhere within your digestive tract, which is bad.

[BigfootGus]

Paladin is very informative about important things

[Nate]

Dammit dork....are you that bored? Then just talk to me on AIM. Yes I look at my shit. Out of curiousity id just like to know what the thing that came out of my bum looks like.

[BigfootGus]

cat poops, cat looks at it with interest, cat gets ebola virus, curiosity kills the cat

[goku2057]

I inspect regularly for shape, size, and weight. Also, boyuncy is a great one to check for too. Floaters are cool.

[BigfootGus]

Buoyancy is always important
And the net force
It's all a little scientific, but it's important in the world of biology
Whippersnappers just don't get it

[Dwhitten]

I look everytime.

[BigfootGus]

good for you, that's what the poll is for

[goku2057]

The more you know! Cause knowledge is power!

[BigfootGus]

Like I said with the buoyancy and all that, knowledge is the key to understanding our nature and discovering the reality of what lies underneath the grittiness of the real world, which is the underlying principle of equality, truth, and justice, which are the surest aspects of this concept in mind.

That's all I have to say about that, sorry if I get a little too deep.

[FoeHammer]

That's some deep shit, heh,
Laugh is pretty lame, if you read this before...

[EarthDrink]

I don't feel comfortable if I tell anybody if I inspect my poop.

[MrX]

^We all know you do!

[Chris]

For example, a black color is indicative of blood from somewhere within your digestive tract, which is bad.

It's good to mention that if you're hungover and this happens, don't jump to that conclusion immediately.

And my body consumes all waste material, it's like the thunderdome in here.

[Gaul]

I don't understand why looking at your own poop is bad. It came from within you man. That would be like not looking at your kid when they come out of your body.

There you have it folks. Straight from the source. Poop and Infants are the same thing

[seahorse]

i like it when the turd touches the water before it lets go, you know, the really long ones.

I also like the "clean drop" with minimum wiping. always leaves a feeling of satisfaction.

[The joker]

I only really look at it when i'm flushing just to make sure it all goes down. I hate when you have to flush multiple times just to get that one little floater that refuses to go down the drain.

[BigfootGus]

That's what she said

[EarthDrink]

Exactly.

[BigfootGus]

Duke Nukem inspects his for sure. he told me

[EarthDrink]

Whatever, you like to fondle your crap,nunchucks.

[Kiwi]

I used to work in a health food shop, and the company used to print a magazine. I remember there was an article about how your shit tells you how healthy you are, and then explained about 5 or 6 different examples.

Lovely.....

[EarthDrink]

Whatever that company was,they have some problems in the head.

[BigfootGus]

It was the EarthDrink corporation

[EarthDrink]

Why don't you just go and shoot yourself in the head with that blaster Lando Lover!!!

[BigfootGus]

I like that, I think I'll change my username to LandoLover
my title will be, sells himself to the Hutts

[EarthDrink]

You go ahead and do that Gigilo.

[BigfootGus]

To get back on topic, I inspect it everytime, out of curiosity

[EarthDrink]

What I want to know is why in the hell did dork make this thread?

[Kiwi]

Well, I suppose you could say it's on the same level as the masturbation thread.

[EarthDrink]

Why was that one made!?

[Kiwi]

How the hell am I supposed to know?

[EarthDrink]

Just askin'.Dang!!!!!

[Kiwi]

Just askin'.Dang!!!!!

No, seriously, I don't!

[Alias]

I don't necessarily inspect it but I look at it more out of curiousity right before I flush. Of course then I'd notice if it looked wrong I would know something is bad.

[FoeHammer]

I try not to look... makes me feel weird.
How could you tell if somethin's wrong?
off-color?

[Alias]

^ Yes, just as HolyPaladin stated.

Honestly, it might not be a bad idea to look, just to be sure everything is okay. I mean, all sorts of things can go wrong with us, and some of them can show signs in your excrement. For example, a black color is indicative of blood from somewhere within your digestive tract, which is bad.

[FoeHammer]

Wow, I might need to see a doctor, then.
Excrement's a cool word, never had black excrement before.

[EarthDrink]

I've never had black excrement before either.

[FoeHammer]

That's probably a good thing.
purple?green?yellow?blue?
Like you drank too much of a certain flavor Koolaid?

[kaphwan]

i like it when the turd touches the water before it lets go, you know, the really long ones.After living on pasta for about a week and a half, I was taking a dump when I had one touch the bottom of the bowl before breaking off... it was so huge.

I hate "splashback". I tend to either look down (to an old magazine/joke book that I'm turning the pages of with my foot) or to the right because on the left is a wall and in front of me is our (reflective) shower door. 'Nuff said.

[BigfootGus]

this thread is fucking nasty

[Mathx]

I do, to check for blood, as well as to see if I need to flush it before I add paper to the mess.

I also check for surprises! I've had different colored loafs ranging from Black to Blue, Green, and Yellow.

[FoeHammer]

Yep, that's the Koolaid

[EarthDrink]

I don't drink Koolaid,but I do drink Lemonaide.Is that supposed to make my
shit yellow becauseit hasent' happened yet.

[FoeHammer]

It will, trust me.

[EarthDrink]

I hope your wrong. I don't want to be shitten out yellow-colered doo-doo.

[FoeHammer]

I hope your wrong. I don't want to be shitten out yellow-colered doo-doo.

I'm gonna put that under my signature
j/k
That's some funny shit, though.

[EarthDrink]

I'm glad you enjoy that.

[bobo_ess]

Might as well take a look at your creation

[dncardman]

Occassionally.

[Uzumaki]

I always look at my dookies, seems like a normal thing i do. I'v had the usuall brown color but i also had green, orange, dark brown and light brown. I'v seen seeds, and a leaf. Sometime they come out dry and i dont feel good. When their dry, sometime they scrap my ass.

I do the same with my sperm.

[FoeHammer]

Too much orange soda can cause an orange color.
Uzumaki is like an Asian alien or something, seeds and a leaf?
You're disgusting, dude.

[Wes]

Yeah but only cause I have Crohn's.

[koten]

*breaks down laughing*

It's not ritualistic or anything, but I do look at it before I go to flush. It's mostly because I wonder what came out. Though, there are times I've wished I hadn't looked (like that time I ate White Castle and Taco Bell in the same day... *shudders*)

[kaphwan]

I just remembered that day I ate a bunch of peanuts.

It turns out they were, for the most part, undigested.

This other time, when I was eight or nine (some time in 4th grade), I could have swore that I'd seen a fly in there. Then I remembered a few days prior that I'd swallowed a fly by accident.

So flys and peanuts therefore have something in common. We must determine what that is.

[Kiwi]

Well I'm sure you know that things like seeds can't be broken down in the digestive system. Peanuts are technically seeds.

[BigfootGus]

ya know it takes like seven years for gum to digest?
that made me stop swalling my gum
its shocking

[FoeHammer]

ever found 7-year old gum in there?
that would be gross.

[Infernal]

Actually it takes 2-3 days, that was disproven on that myth-busters TV show.

As for looking at crap, anyone that said they dont LIED! You gotta look, or else how would you throw the toilet paper in the toilet? Blind luck?

[FoeHammer]

I employ some of looking, some of blind luck.
Hate when blind luck doesn't work, though.

[dork]

I hate it when you've been binge drinking the night before and in the morning your crap looks like a little tangerine wedges .

[kaphwan]

I still want an explanation as to why flies don't get digested.

It's just so abberant!

[FoeHammer]

It's because they stay alive in your digestive system, and try to find an escape route...Yes, I mean your anus.
Anyway, it probably died when it got to it's destination b/c of the gases...

Sorry if this is nasty, just trying to give a logical explanation.

[Kiwi]

I still want an explanation as to why flies don't get digested.

It's just so abberant!

Would you really want to digest a fly? You'd probably turn into one.

[frosty]

I had a nightmare once that upon inspecting my latest dump, I found a parisitic looking creature swimming around in the toilet bowl. I've had to inspect every time since.

[BigfootGus]

one time i dreamed that a flower monster crawled up my butt and made all my excrements smell nice and fresh

[frosty]

So that's why you don't think your shit stinks!

[IEatFriedPikmin]

i enjoy smelling my own feces.

[FoeHammer]

Who doesn't?


This has got to be my favorite thread ever.

[EarthDrink]

I do yest for fun.

[FoeHammer]

Yest? You mean just, or yes?
Don't play around on this thread, boy! Its serious!
Poop is all i ever cared about in life...

[Ihsiin]

The post quality around here has declined horribly.

[FoeHammer]

Yeah, i'm retarded.

[Rizon]

I prefer to make sure my little kids are fine when they exit me.

[EarthDrink]

I just drop them off at the swimming pool,and thanks
FoeHammer.I meant to spell it like this.Yust.

[BigfootGus]

i ate duke nukem once, and when i looked at my turds, all i found was his sunglasses

[EarthDrink]

Real funny.NO,seriously(no it wasn't funny).

[BigfootGus]

it was three colors...

1)red
2)white
3)blue

i felt all patriotic and everything

[EarthDrink]

OK,stop hating on me please.

[BigfootGus]

not hating, appreciating

duke nukem is more important to our country's history to me than GW, the one with the curly hair

[EarthDrink]

Yeah,your right. I'm the one with the blonde buzz cut!

[BigfootGus]

this is the poop thread so...........

poop!! fart!! gross!! disgusting!! ugh!! fart!!! poop!!

[EarthDrink]

Shit!!Throwup!! dookie!!Smelly bad stuff!! Yeah!!

[EarthDrink]

When I eat corn it isn't digested
so it comes out in the poop
and that is nasty as hell.

[FoeHammer]

That's nasty as fuck, dude.
You should get banned for a few days for that.
J/K, but that is gross.

[koten]

Alright. I've heard so many things about what the poster's feces looks like, I think we need some pictures!

Waddayasay?

[EarthDrink]

Hell no! What,are you crazy!?You would need
smell Avision to see my poop first!j/k

[BigfootGus]

yeah, to experience the full grossness of it, you would need to be able to smell the feces as well, you just dont get the same sensation by just looking at it

[EarthDrink]

That's the only way how you would be able to really see it in your head.