Steve Ballmer slams Sony

[Prince]

"So? We have the resources to be able to do it and we're going to stick around there because if 400,000 people bought our box, we will not alienate them. It may be the homeland of Sony but you aren't secure where Microsoft roams.

If you think that we're leaving simply because our box has undersold compared to that other competing plastic pile of a game console known as a pile-scrap two, think again.

We may be first to market with our next console, we may not. It doesn't matter. They're on our radar and that's all that matters in my mind. We'll nail them one way or another and it will all start here in the homeland. Xbox is extremely successful worldwide considering that we garnered almost 400% more sales as a first-launch console than any other console in history."

[recent quotes from him replying comments on why Xbox is doing miserable in Japan]

http://www.lane.ca/images/steve_ballmer.jpg

Movies of this crazy guy
Dance Monkey (http://users.pandora.be/bonte/forumafbeeldingen/dancemonkeyboy.mpg)

Developers...Developers! Developers! Developers! (http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg)

[Michael Bluth]

haha, yeah I saw those videos a couple weeks ago. This guy is friggin' crazy.

[Viper]

:shock: :err: :wtf: :eek5: :eek4: :bhead:





That was.......excuse me miss, can I get a labotomy?

[Rabunis]

hahahaha he's sweating so much!! And he looks so pissed off! omgwtfroflmao

[Blaksmoke]

Heh heh. What a lunatic.

[Haris]

It's Phantagram!

[dork]

It's Phantagram!
AHAHAHA!
man, that dude looks like he's gonna drop dead any second

[peasantlover]

Heh heh. What a lunatic.

For some reason, he reminds me of Howard Dean.

"We're gonna beat Sony in Tokyo, and Hiroshima, and Nagasaki, and Jijitsu, and Hong Kong, and Singapore aaaaaaaaaauuuugghh"

heh

[Blaksmoke]

Heh heh, yeah, I does.

Look at all the sweat on that guy. Gross.

[dork]

i wonder if he's ever been laid?

[Rabunis]

I think the obvious answer is yes. Who wouldn't want to get with such a massive sweaty beast? :hitit:

[smellslikenintendospirit]

i wonder if he's ever been laid?

Well he just slammed Sony... :D

[[[tavis]]]

he is god, i bow to him, fuck pscrap

[Mach]

Man I'd like to see him and Iwata in a debate....That'd be weird

[r33hash]

Hey, at least he is courteuous enough to be uncomfortable and wet and smelly all to save us from seeing him with his shirt off. He could just strip that shirt off and make himself a bit cooler, but it wouldnt be nice for the rest of the world...lol

[Barbooski]

Uhhh Wha?
:confused2

[alpha]

:lach: LMAO those videos are FuNnY! AHRAGHEF DEVOLPERS DEVOLPERS DFkd BalH!!! OMG woah..that guy is crazy i wouldn't want him to be the chairman. also he sounds so desperate

[HylianKWG]

"pile-scrap two" wtf, sounds like a major fanboy.

[MCKingKongMushi]

He...works for Microsoft...

[HylianKWG]

So what? MS is always being really sorta childish insulting Sony and Nintendo like that, I think it's really lame.

[munnkyman]

I like the xbox but slamming the systems seem kind of imature. What punks.

[MCKingKongMushi]

So what? MS is always being really sorta childish insulting Sony and Nintendo like that, I think it's really lame.

Well...you called him a fanboy, and calling someone who works for the company a fanboy of that company is kind of...RETARTED.

So I said he worked there.

[HylianKWG]

Well...you called him a fanboy, and calling someone who works for the company a fanboy of that company is kind of...RETARTED.

So I said he worked there.


You misspelled RETARDED

[Haris]

"pile-scrap two" wtf, sounds like a major fanboy.

I'll say it again.

It's Phantagram!

[MCKingKongMushi]

You misspelled RETARDED

You didn't punctuate your sentence.

0h n03z!!111!111 l3tz p01nt 0u7 3v3ry gr4mm4r m1st4k3!!1!1!1

[TheGreenElf]

"If you think that we're leaving simply because our box has undersold compared to that other competing plastic pile of a game console known as a pile-scrap two, think again."
LOL! I think undersold is an understatement.

[The Dude]

My new rule of thumb. If you get pit stains over video games , you suck at life.

[Kevin]

Man I'd like to see him and Iwata in a debate....That'd be weird
Iwata would be like, "we like pretty colors and hate online."

Steve Ballmer would be like, "well then you're a friggen gay retard.. who would want that?"

Then Iwata would start speaking crazy Japanese.

Then Steve Ballmer would rub his armpits in Iwata's face.

The End.

[DLX]

My new rule of thumb. If you get pit stains over video games , you suck at life.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CLASSIC!

Thats going in My sig!