Favourite Chants!

[the boney king of nowhere.]

what are your favourite chants?

a couple of mine, from blackpool:

"you're only here for the gay bars!"
"sit down! cause your stand's not safe!" (the away stand is looking less than structurally sound these days..)

[Crow]

Bolton's to Rafa Benitez when they played last...

"get your belly off the pitch"

"your just a fat spanish waiter"

and anyone's when they play United
"he's fat, he's scouse, he'll rob your fucking house...wayne rooney!"

and Bolton's (to the tune of the Automatic's Monster)

"who's that coming over the hill is it Anelka?"

Liverpool's
"he's big, he's mean, he smokes alot of green, Dirk Kuyt!"

[Ihsiin]

I like that Rooney one, though I thought it was "he'll probably rob your house".
I remember once I saw Omid Djalili singing it. It was funny.

My favourite, though, is the classic "You're not singing anymore".

[Kay B]

To liverpool fans
You stole my stereoooooooo
You stole my stereoooooooo

To arsenal after 2001 (i think) fa cup final
1-0 down
2-1 up
Michael Owen won the cup
With a top class Paddy pass gave the lad the ball
Poor old arsenal won f*ck all

To frank lampard (because he's fat)
Did ya see him in the thames?
Did ya see him in the thamessssss?

Sung to liverpool fans to tune of you'll never walk alone
Sign on Sign on
With a pen in your handdddd
Cause you'll neverrrr get a job
You'll neverrrr get a job
a jobbbbb a jobbbbb

Sung to fulham fans
Your just a small team in chelseaaaaa
A small team in chelseaaaaa

[justme_uk]

We have one when we go to rubbish away grounds :

"My Garden Shed,
Is Bigger than this,

My Garden Shed,
Is Bigger than this,

Its got a door and a window,

My Garden Shed,
Is Bigger than this