remember when Bruce Willis brought out a cd?

[Crow]

http://www.play.com/Music/CD/GENEC/1/26/-/3304910/Mojo_Priest/Product.html?searchtype=genre

well Seagal can do it too! buy it or he'll kick your ass

[Kiwi]

Heh he played a gig here a couple of weeks ago. My friend says he's actually not that bad.

[Crow]

your friend actually went to see it?

[Kiwi]

Yea I think so, he's into his blues.

[SuperLuigiBros]

1. Somewhere In Between
2. Love Doctor
3. Gunfire In A Juke Joint
4. My Time Is Numbered
5. Alligator Ass
6. BBQ
7. Hoochie Coochie Man
8. Talk To My Ass
9. Dust My Broom
10. Slow Boat To China
11. She Dat Pretty
12. Red Rooster
13. Shake
I wanna hear those songs.

[Jesus]

9 and 12 are actually blues standards...

[Chris]

Bruce Willis? Hell yeah I remember that, hysterical. But do you remember Don Johnson's?

[dork]

i remember don johnson's album but does anyone remember THIS! :pointer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k

[masteratt]

Who wouldn't!
That's one of my favourite songs of all time.

/is serious.


PS: Bruce Willis = awesome.

[Zer0-Sum]

He is actually good. Blues are his thing and he does it well. Not like Keanu Reeves or Russel Crowe. They both suck my ass.

[Kiwi]

PS: Bruce Willis = awesome.

Somebody I know has his album on LP, he goes on about how great it is all the time.

[Crow]

wasn't he officially "Bruno"

[masteratt]

Indeed he was.

Ladies and gentleman get the amazing RETURN OF BRUNO (....he was gone?) CD for an amazing price of $8.77! (http://www.amazon.com/Return-Bruno-Bruce-Willis/dp/B000002ZB0)

The hits that you never heard of include:

Lose Myself! Eminem says Lose YOURSELF but Bruno prefers to lose himself and you will too with this amazing song that has instruments!.

Under the Boardwalk! Are you tired of being ABOVE the Boradwalk? This song will set your mind free! It also includes, lyrics!

And some other songs that not even we heard of!

So what are you waiting for?
Order now and you will get a free food stamp!

It's only $8.77!

[Skull Kid]

Anyone remember when Randy Savage came out with a CD?

Dear god...

[Crow]

that was like a couple of years ago, a rap cd yes?

[Kiwi]

Here it is, in all its glory (http://www.amazon.com/Be-Man-Randy-Macho-Savage/dp/B0000CF348)

Lol I love this review:

This album was not created by a mere mortal. This album was made by God himself, and handed down to the greatest rapper of our time, Randy Savage. Macho Man shows range that the written word just doesnt do justice. If this album doesnt go platinum 10 times over than the greatest tragedy of our generation has occured. Move over Sgt. Pepper, the greatest album ever is ready to take its throne.

:laugh:

[stanDarsh]

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

[Zer0-Sum]

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

Was Oscar nominated. Funny huh? To me really, Mark Walhberg was one of the greatest surprises in entertainment history. :shrug: Who knew??

[Viper]

Somewhere In Between, Love Doctor, My Time Is Numbered, Slow Boat To China and Shake didn't sound too bad on Amazon.

Macho Man's album could easily have been 10x worse. Not to say it's a thing of financial value of any kind whatsoever, just that there are farts that don't stink as bad as others.

[the poe collector]

Here it is, in all its glory (http://www.amazon.com/Be-Man-Randy-Macho-Savage/dp/B0000CF348)

BONESAW IS REAAAAAAAADY

I was expecting that to sound much worse than it did, and the Macho Man eats rocks so he sounds tough.

[Mauler]

Both, Seagal and Willis ain't that bad singers, really. Willis especially has some badass 'late night bar' stuff in the vein of Tom Waits. Of course nowhere near as good as Waits. haha.