View Full Version : Let's interpret this new Zelda character
Majora
03-16-2003, 07:04 AM
If you look at my sig you'll see a Kokiri looking kid (next to Link) playing music.
Who is this mysterious pixie kid?
Let's make up some ridiculous use for this character!
Here's my opinion:
This pixie kid is stalking Princess Zelda and taking unauthorized pictures! Link must chase after the funny looking pixie kid and reclaim the pictures!
My other idea is that his guitar seconds as an Ocarina of Time. When he plays the guitar it'll send Link back in time to a time when the game was no longer cel-shaded!
OK so that was a really bad interpretation, what's yours?
David
03-16-2003, 07:06 AM
That kid is really young link in drag. You see, link is a bisexual and needs to pretend to be a woman in order for Ganondorf to have sex with him.
Majora
03-16-2003, 07:09 AM
Compared to that my theory is pretty good!
David
03-16-2003, 07:11 AM
Wait, actually, I think that may be Princess Zelda when she was young.
Majora
03-16-2003, 07:32 AM
Bah that's not Zelda, Zelda is in my avator!
David
03-16-2003, 07:34 AM
Oh, never mind then, I thought you meant in your avatar. Silly me.
Well, I think that he is Link's great-grandfather who will sacrifice himself to save Link and the world. Or maybe he's just a stalker.
Dwhitten
03-16-2003, 08:43 AM
My prediction is that the kid with the violin is on is on vacation and leaves Link and Zelda alone :uhh:
adrian100
03-16-2003, 12:32 PM
Ah back to old classic Majora with his theories.Maybe the Kokiri kid is a Link wanna-be stalking Links every move trying to be an exact duplicate of him.
Majora
03-16-2003, 12:35 PM
:uhh: Yeah this is rather classic old school Majora!
The kid with a violin, I'm thinking he's the one who gives Link the Baton (that allows him to play music).
I know, I know ... my thoery had no sexual references ... but hey, it's a good guess.
ultraSamus
03-16-2003, 06:14 PM
I think it might be one of links friends. Or it could be like the owl on OoT when it tells you stuff. Or it could be just a stalker.
Serene Samus
03-16-2003, 07:19 PM
I think the kokiri evolved into the krog tribe. There is a guy just like him playing a violin only he is a forst spirit and doesn.t look human.
Blaksmoke
03-16-2003, 09:04 PM
It's obviously Herby, the elf from Rudolph.
Vishus
03-16-2003, 11:22 PM
The best explanation I can think of and the only one I like is that the kid is like the Ocarina kid from ALttP. You see this dude that is young like Link and he wants Link to get his Ocarina from the Lightworld and give it to him in the Darkworld. Well I think in WW Link will have a similar quest and he will get the WW instrument.
PopatopX
03-16-2003, 11:44 PM
:stupid:
OnBake Platinum
03-16-2003, 11:54 PM
That's not nice:mad:
*cries self to sleep*
its probably a fruit who sits in the forest playing music to the animals cuz they're his only friends.
ok, that was over the edge... i dunno who it is
Fugazi
03-17-2003, 07:33 PM
I think she's supposed to be Saria or something.
Kevin
03-17-2003, 08:37 PM
I think it looks like Saria.
windwaker
03-17-2003, 11:37 PM
i think the violin kid is like the hookers on grand theft auto and link has sex with him to get health
:hump:
Blaksmoke
03-18-2003, 01:20 AM
I think you're a fucking stoner.
Majora
03-18-2003, 07:12 AM
I agree, ban him!
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