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Jon
03-19-2003, 01:20 AM
I thought some of these were kinda funny.

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise programme?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them
there.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-1... B-2

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming
from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
Bryan
03-19-2003, 01:21 AM
Haha..
yamiyuuki
03-19-2003, 01:24 AM
Hahahaha....Did you make those up?
PhixedDice
03-19-2003, 01:26 AM
"What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days."

I like that one best.
Brian
03-19-2003, 01:26 AM
They're pretty much true and contratict the upcoming war.

They will run and hide like the taliban. It'll be a quick one I'm guessing... unless they surprise us somehow. I couldn't cancel that out.
Zelda Prime
03-19-2003, 01:27 AM
Ahahahaha!! That last one was the best,
Blaksmoke
03-19-2003, 01:31 AM
YOWZA!
Jon
03-19-2003, 01:36 AM
Nah, as much as I would like to take credit for these I got em in my e-mail. I'm gonna give em to my history teacher, he loves this kind of stuff. I like the 5 day forcast one aslo.
advancemonkey
03-19-2003, 01:38 AM
I like the last one.
yamiyuuki
03-19-2003, 01:40 AM
Yeah, I think everyone does...
advancemonkey
03-19-2003, 01:42 AM
I like the last one the best.
Skull Kid
03-19-2003, 01:43 AM
Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise programme?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them
there.

This one was good.
Dwhitten
03-19-2003, 01:44 AM
What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran. Thats very true. :D
Sandman
03-19-2003, 02:18 AM
Haha, those were great!

I heard the 5 day forecast one before, only it was for Afghanistan after 9-11.
sagara0510
03-19-2003, 05:59 AM
i like the first one :)
guess Mr Bush is gonna give the go ahead soon huh?
take care and god speed to all the troops.
Jesus
03-19-2003, 06:03 AM
I like the I cam I saw IRAN.

That the best.
Bryan
03-20-2003, 04:22 AM
<<TERROR ALERT: HIGH>>

We may get hit with an attack soon. Buy guns.. that's what you need to do.
Jon
03-20-2003, 04:44 AM
*looks at my dad's assault rifle, shotgun, 45 caliber pistol, numerous rifles*

Come get me Osama.