Everyone Report To Literature

[Jonny Royal]

The rest of the forum is gone so everyone REPORT HERE!

[Alias]

How about you go read a book :lol:

[Viper]

Just remember to discus Lit only.


Check my sig for details.

[dork]

i better stay on topic.

[Sbrother]

so....that harry potter kid?....wizzard I hear.

[Jonny Royal]

You are kidding me right?

[Jonny Royal]

Harry Potter RULEZ

[Viper]

so....that harry potter kid?....wizzard I hear.

Yep.

[Danji]

*clears throat* Fuck this.

[Jonny Royal]

I have to read The Awakening by Kate Chopin for English 3 AP

[Alias]

Did you know... Harry Potter book 6 spoiler...

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!? LOLOL


I have to read The Awakening by Kate Chopin for English 3 AP


I read it in school years back. It's actually a good book although many in my class thought it was utter shit.

[Khaos]

Shit son. This is inexcusable! I blame Aaron!


Oh, and Harry Potter.

[Jonny Royal]

Did you know... Harry Potter book 6 spoiler...

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!? LOLOL

YOU BITCH.....YOU BITCH!!!!!!

[Sbrother]

Yep, I read that before.

See Viper, we're making progress.

[Jonny Royal]

I like to read



















































do i get to go back to the rest of the forum now?

[Phoenix]

Viper, you rapscallion.

*is reading the Harry Potter series for the third time*

[Alias]

I actually should finish book 6.. I never even got to that part when the spoiler happened, thanks to teh internets

[Sbrother]

I haven't even started reading book 6, although I own it. I think i'm going to actually read it.

[dork]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/Nerds_box.jpg/180px-Nerds_box.jpg

[Viper]

I've read book....shit, I haven't read any Potter books actually.

[Phoenix]

I haven't even started reading book 6, although I own it. I think i'm going to actually read it.Hey, guess what happens!

Hogwarts gets a new defense against the dark arts teacher.

[Phoenix]

Eh, you've no doubt heard it.

[Jonny Royal]

No Wai!!!!

[Viper]

I haven't even seent he films much less read the books.

I'm a Jeffery Deaver fan myself.

[Jonny Royal]

who's that?

[Viper]

Read my new thread.

[Phoenix]

Did you guys screw up the IRC too?

[Viper]

Not unless it's connected to the forum permissions somehow which I cannot image that being possible.

[Phoenix]

Eh, well conveniently enough it's wonking out on me. Well then, I'm off to read more Sorcerer's Stone now, rather than productively discussing it here. Nyah!

(Also it's late. Fare thee well!)

[koten]

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME READ THINGS IF I DON'T WANT TO!

Also, does Phoenix Wright count as a book? It sure is long and complicated enough to be one.

[Jonny Royal]

yES YES IT DOES

[koten]

Then all is lost.

[Jonny Royal]

its already been lost

[Khaos]

IRC did go down.

[Negativity]

I'm here.

[Jonny Royal]

sjit

[Jonny Royal]

I noticed NN information wasnt down

[koten]

I don't think we can post threads in there.

[Jonny Royal]

desperate times call for desperate measures

[Pro A.]

I haven't even seent he films much less read the books.

I'm a Jeffery Deaver fan myself.

Mm. Not a big fan of his novels. Seems like he's trying way too hard. His short stories are fun, though.

[Skull Kid]

This word "read". I am unaware of its meaning.

[Bryan]

Hahahahaha.. You heard the orders of the administrator communicated to you directly. So shall it be done.

[Jonny Royal]

charge your fucking phone bryan

[SuperLuigiBros]

This word "read". I am unaware of its meaning.
How are you able to type coherent sentences without knowing how to read?

While we're on the subject, this Literature thing aint too bad.

[Bryan]

I think this is a brilliant marketing scheme. Our boys over at E-mpire PR definitely know what their customers need and want.

[Greg]

This is outrages I refuse to read a book outside of work. Which is were I am currently rereading harry potter for the fourth time in preparation for the new book in July.

[Bryan]

I'm going to see Rage in August, Wraith. In Wisconsin.

[Skull Kid]

I'm going to see Tool in July.

[Bryan]

So am I. At Van Andel in Grand Rapids.

[Greg]

I'm going to see Rage in August, Wraith. In Wisconsin.

I'll be there too august can't come soon enough.

[Viper]

I'm going to see half of you in banned land if you don't get back on topic.

[Bryan]

Ohhhh.. dude.

After the show, we should stop someplace for a beer. I'll murder you, it'll be sweet.

[Jonny Royal]

cool, can i watch

[Zeep]

I can still go to all the other forums... can other people not?

[Shadow Voa]

*reading one of his favorites, Crime and Punishment*

This isnt such a bad idea I guess...

[Jonny Royal]

nope, cant get other places

[Viper]

I can still go to all the other forums... can other people not?

You're a mod, noobit.

[Garfunkel]

oh great, not i can't help people with techy PM's because some of the info is in threads which i can no longer access. :(

I dislike this.

[Shadow Voa]

I remember when I had the 5th HP book spoiled for me, it seems that with the 7th unconfirmed spoiler out there as well. I may have had it ruined already... :(

[Zeep]

So go write a book. edit: in response to garf.

[Bryan]

All mods are noobits.

[Garfunkel]

My theory is that Viper screwed the servers up and lost all the data and this is his crappy attempt at covering it up while the 13373r admins like mach come on and fix it. :)

[Zeep]

All mods are noobits.

No, mostly just me. I hadn't seen the staff announcement. We're taking E-mpire in a bold new direction, and I understand why completely.

[Bryan]

Shit, man. Even I got that memo.

[UzumakiHomer]

I can't access the ps3 section. Am i being punished by KK?

[Garfunkel]

Jeez, next time, can we do this the the tech central?

[dork]

stay on topic you fucking fucking douche bags

[Viper]

My theory is that Viper screwed the servers up and lost all the data and this is his crappy attempt at covering it up while the 13373r admins like mach come on and fix it. :)

fuck, you saw right through it like a glass door.

Sorry guys.

Well, have fun with what we've got.

Bye.

[Bryan]

I'll establish the topic: Tell E-mpire what you think about the re-allocation of board resources and user permissions.

Nice one, Garf. He's not coming back for a week, you know that, right?

[Garfunkel]

excellent, just great!

Edit: at viper

[Jonny Royal]

Are You Serious!?

[gnznroses]

i'm reading China: The Emerging Threat (seriously, why aren't we acting toward them like we did the Soviet Union during the Cold War, instead of buying 100s of billions of their garbage so they can improve their military?) and several magazines.

[Garfunkel]

China has no power in advancing their armies trans nationally.

[Viper]

Are You Serious!?

Are YOU serious?


This is just a permission edit job. It'll all be back in about 20 minutes.

[Jonny Royal]

Yes i am serious

[UzumakiHomer]

I'm about to read The Walking Dead, my buddy told me that its awesome. I like zombies.

[Garfunkel]

sure, sure: "permission edit", i believe you ;)

[Jonny Royal]

what is a "permission edit"?

[Garfunkel]

it's when viper screws up.

[Lucent Beam]

I'm sorry, but this just really lame and pointless*.

I mean, if it was an attempt to be funny, it's not.
If it was an attempt to be serious, it's just stupid.

(*Nympho's life.)

[Jonny Royal]

????????

[UzumakiHomer]

I'm going to see half of you in banned land if you don't get back on topic.

uhh...you remember me right?:uhh:

[Billet Proof]

Who else wrote a book report about the Colour Purple in like 9th grade English class?

EVERYONE??

[Viper]

With 25 thousand members, I try my best to. The name looks familiar. Similar character usage.

[Garfunkel]

as long as your not doesy or gljvd, i'm good.

actually no, i want gljvd back! i liked arguing with him!

[Jonny Royal]

...

[UzumakiHomer]

Will i'm sorry to have wasted your time in the past. Are we cool?

[Garfunkel]

put it this way, if it weren't, you wouldn't be here.

[Jonny Royal]

nympho is lost

[Hisham]

This is the most views Lit express has ever gotten haha.

[Jonny Royal]

oh yes

[Garfunkel]

it's ironic because none of the admins ever enter the literary forum.

[Billet Proof]

Unless we were to vividly discuss Hustler.

[ScratchedAt]

You might have not missed me, but if Vipers sig was correct.. I probably would've hightailed out of this forum pissed for quite a while.

[Sbrother]

Hey, guess what happens!

Hogwarts gets a new defense against the dark arts teacher.

Thanks for that...

I hate spoilers

[Garfunkel]

With great power comes great responsibility, and as such, sometimes those responsibilities are ignored or sidetracked completely. As the case is with Viper and keeping the forum working well. ;)

[Bryan]

I thought it was funny.

But I have a strange sense of humor.

[masteratt]

I already read a good book:
Alphabet Of Manliness.

It doesn't get much better than that and what are you talking about this section being neglected?
I make a new post everytime Maddox updates his site.......Ah yes, maybe you have a point.

Anyway I finished Catcher In The Rye and The Alchemist is on it's way to me now by Amazon.

I only read books everyone read ¬_¬

[Garfunkel]

unlike most in the madhouse, i am not illiterate and read every day.

*hasn't read a book in a few months because he is a lazy turdwitch*