Maybe I did Die...?

[Michael]

Just stopped in to say hi and such after seeing some familiar faces on other sites. Hey.

[Media]

You are way too human!

[BigfootGus]

welcome

why are you angered?

[Michael]

Is Media spatula jr, or Doesy lite? and I am not angered just confused as usual.

[BigfootGus]

your sig

says you are angered

[Michael]

I can't remember, I think it had to do with a rubber glove, plastic pokemon and vaseline, not to sure, but I think a game magazine was involved and a floppy disk from 1960.

[BigfootGus]

i have come to the conclusion that you are dralor

[Viper]

Welcome back after a 1 year abatement.

[Michael]

Wait...what? hell no >>...I am tooHuman, and I haven't been here for about a year and a half.

[Hisham]

=-o

I'll let you take a stab at who I am.

[Michael]

Oh Hisham, how could I ever find out who YOU are...hey Shin. Thanks for the welcoming back Viper, I figure it's been too long.

[Carlos]

where might there be familiar faces at other places? o_O

I think you knows who I am. :P

[masteratt]

tooHuman hey?

You must suck.

I am the robot of these forums, they call me masteratt.

'Master of the universe' for short.

You have now met me, you are welcome.

[Michael]

I saw Onbake post on gonintendo, and 2 minutes later Viper post on vgchartz.

@materatt: *yawn* I thought meeting the all around master of the universe and robot of e-mpire would be far more exciting...

This is just for you, something I whipped up upon reading said comment:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/tooHuman/conceptartcopy.jpg
Yep, all the precision of a exploding train full of children.

[Phoenix]

Howdy, semi-stranger. How's it going?

[BigfootGus]

i dont follow

the picture, that is

wut hapind?

[OG_Monkey]

Wait...what? hell no >>...I am tooHuman, and I haven't been here for about a year and a half.

Well *coughs* hey, dont know me but im the shit around here now lol. Im like, the greatest member ever, yeah im real cool like that here. Everyone send me PMs like every day waying whats up OG!? I be like, ulgh...another one?

Yeah thats me, the shit



But um yeah....so who died?

[Michael]

i dont follow

the picture, that is

wut hapind?

It's nothing but unfinished concept art, nothing more, it's not done.

OG: I did obviously.

[BigfootGus]

whatsit supposed to be when its done?

[OG_Monkey]

soooooo theres a dead guy here...posting...is there some new slang for "dead"?

[Michael]

nunchuks: A train exploding.

OG: No, I haven't been here so long I might as well have died, and no one would have noticed, however I did die in a since that no one knows me, you are proof of that concept to it's fullest degree, though I did see some posts by you when you when I trolled the site on occasion, though it wasn't for very long, mostly Nintendo news and so forth, until I found gonintendo. Now there are alot of new faces, plenty of old ones however, if they didn't change it at some point. So "dead" is a metaphor for being forgotten as it where.

Good day to you sir.

[BigfootGus]

... i dont see it

[OG_Monkey]

nunchuks: A train exploding.

OG: No, I haven't been here so long I might as well have died, and no one would have noticed, however I did die in a since that no one knows me, you are proof of that concept to it's fullest degree, though I did see some posts by you when you when I trolled the site on occasion, though it wasn't for very long, mostly Nintendo news and so forth, until I found gonintendo. Now there are alot of new faces, plenty of old ones however, if they didn't change it at some point. So "dead" is a metaphor for being forgotten as it where.

Good day to you sir.

lol my bad man. i was kidding, didnt think youd type so much over that.

[BigfootGus]

well ive only been here a year or so

so dont feel bad if i dont know you

[OG_Monkey]

yeah same here

[Michael]

Nono, I don't take anything personally, or anything like that, just answering a question....just another user. and I don't see how you don't see the train exploding in that picture nunchuk, unless you can't see the picture

[OnBake Platinum]

Go Nintendo is 1337.

[BigfootGus]

i can see the picture, but i cant pick out the train or the explosion

maybe if you separate the two ...

[Michael]

Go Nintendo is 1337.

Yes it is, I figured that out a year ago, check there site everyday, tons of news. And nunchuk, they are one entity.

[BigfootGus]

i just cant seem to figure it out

[Gummy]

Hey.

[OG_Monkey]

lmao cream filling, it was a joke

[goku2057]

Long time no see. I figured you died from the pokemon/ky jelly incident. Glad to see you made it out okay.

[koten]

And I just really started enjoying the fact that you weren't around.

[the poe collector]

The old guys usually return in groups.

Hopefully somebody cool shows up.

[goku2057]

^ Burned!!!!!!!

[Michael]

Ah the flaming poe, I wish I could say I remember you, but you weren't important enough, nor are you now for that matter, now pack your things and never darken my doorway again...shooo

jk good to see you and koten back.


Goku: The rubber glove saved my life, and the fact that the Drag Queen Contest had just let out...other information is very sketchy at best.

[dysury]

cts2DMc4FZ8
Dead people should be dead.

[goku2057]

Goku: The rubber glove saved my life, and the fact that the Drag Queen Contest had just let out...other information is very sketchy at best.

Yeah, I knew that old man or woman really seemed to know what he, or she, was talking about when it came to shoving Pokemon in his, or her, butt.

I really liked the trick with the Pokeball, too. Turns out you can fit a Charizard into your asshole without too much tearing.

The burning is a different story, though.

[masteratt]

Dead people should be dead.
Errr, then how are we going to have ghosts?

[masteratt]

But they are living in spirit.

Dead people who are dead can't even be ghosts.

I've got a friend who is a ghost, he knows this stuff.

[masteratt]

I've actually got two ghost friends who come to see me when I skip my medicine.
I call them Rhiney and Piney.
They haunt people and stuff.

Leave me alone!
hello rhiney and piney!

[dysury]

What are you doing masteratt? Weirdo.

[masteratt]

What are you doing masteratt? Weirdo.
Officer she was deleting posts!

..........

Awwwwwwwwww........*pulls pants down*
:-(

Oh, hello by the way tooHuman :wave:

[dysury]

masteratt is jealous, he's not human enough.

[masteratt]

masteratt is jealous, he's not human enough.

I'm jealous of everyone.

Even bleeders. *stabs penis*

[Phoenix]

Yeah, I knew that old man or woman really seemed to know what he, or she, was talking about when it came to shoving Pokemon in his, or her, butt.

I really liked the trick with the Pokeball, too. Turns out you can fit a Charizard into your asshole without too much tearing.

The burning is a different story, though.OK, I originally said nothing to avoid obvious jokes being made, but now it's hard not to ask this - what the heck are you talking about?!

[BigfootGus]

the pokemon/vaseline incident involving toohuman i think

[Phoenix]

I figured that much out...

[goku2057]

I'm crazy.

[BigfootGus]

goku seems to have the scoop

[Phoenix]

Out with it, then.

[goku2057]

Well, basically, here's how it went.

We were all at this party, and there was a drag queen convention at the same time. It was across the street. A bunch of us were arguing about what pokemans you could fit inside your anus, and how you would go about it. So, we knew we'd need alot of lube, but we still didn't know how to do it. So, and old man, or woman, came over from across the street, and seemed knowledgeable on the subject of keestering pokemans. He taught us the trick with the glove. I can't diversify too much, because it's a technique that's very hard to accomplish. but, when done right, can save your life, as is apparent by this thread. Without the glove, certain pokeman will most certainly kill you.

So, toohuman decided to try it out. He took it in there, and I haven't seen him for almost two years. I just assumed he vanished into thin air.

The pokeball trick...That's something I personally enjoy. You shove the largest pokemans you can in there, and open it while it's inserted into your rectum. Shit is crazy hot.

[Phoenix]

:wtf:

...That's not even something I would try.

[BigfootGus]

i cant decide if i believe this story or not

[masteratt]

Who cares it's funny.

[OnBake Platinum]

Looks like I have a new hobby.

[Michael]

Goku, what have you done! Darline said she'd hunt us down with her pistol if you disclosed any of that information, most of all the pokeball trick. Do not underestimate the power of a transvestite, especially a angry one...

[masteratt]

It's okay to post elsewhere by the way man.

[OnBake Platinum]

No it's not!

[Phoenix]

He's too human to do that.

(I don't have rabbits)

[masteratt]

You better listen to him, he's got big rabbits (both of the posters above me).

[goku2057]

Goku, what have you done! Darline said she'd hunt us down with her pistol if you disclosed any of that information, most of all the pokeball trick. Do not underestimate the power of a transvestite, especially a angry one...


He/she tried to call me last night. now i think i know what it was about.

[seahorse]

i pretty much run things round here now.

[marcella]

die doesn't resolve a problem.