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NeoPlayStation
10-04-2007, 04:39 PM
Microsoft is the King of Cash. They can buy almost anything (Take 2) and anyone (Paramount execs) on the planet. It seems the only thing Microsoft can't buy is 1st place in the gaming industry. No matter how much they spend, no matter how many loyal fanBoys they collect along the way, they just can't seem to get over the hump. The Wii hump seems insurmountable for now and the PS3 hump has the potential of eclipsing even the likes of the PS2 in a few years.

It seems like every decision Microsoft makes is not only wrong, that would be an understatement. Their decisions are "Galactically Wrong" if there is such a thing. Just this year they paid $50 million dollars to Take 2 for exclusivity rights to GTAIV content that no one will see until Q4 2008 at the earliest.
Next was the $150 million dollars that they handed over to Paramount which basically says, Paramount will release their movies on HD-DVD Format and not Blu-Ray Format for an 18 month period of time. In this particular case, Microsoft is hoping that within the next 18 months, the 2 million people that went out and bought Blu-Ray players & PS3s will switch over to HD-DVD. Uhmmm... No! That won't happen.

Last, but certainly not lease is Microsoft's $1.5 Billion dollar attempt to rid itself of the dreaded "Red Ring of Death" through the likes of the Falcon Mother board and the 65nm CPU. Well... to all of our surprise... that plan didn't work either. The first reports of the RROD have been coming in. It seems that the XBox360 Halo 3 edition, which is fitted with the new Falcon MB & 65nm CPU is overheating & malfunctioning. When was the Halo 3 Launch??? It was 1 Week ago. Let me repeat that just incase you think you read it incorrectly. The NEW Halo 360 systems that came out 1 week ago are already malfunctioning! (http://n4g.com/xbox360/News-71365.aspx)

Now that we have that cleared up, let's wrap up this blog with some simple math. The XBox Division started this year off being ruffly $5.7 Billion in the red (as reported by Forbes). Now add the $50 million dollars flushed down the Take 2 Toilet + the $150 Million that was flushed down the Paramount toilet (assuming the 2 million people that own Blu-Ray players don't switch to HD-DVD) + the 1.5 Billion used to NOT fix the Red Ring of Death problem = almost $8 Billion dollars in the red. OUCH!

Wait it gets worse... Nintendo has the inexpensive console market nailed down with the Wii, and Sony has the High-End market nailed down with the PS3. So where does that leave Microsoft? It leaves them holding an obsolete, DVD playing, non-HD console that is neither High-End like the PS3 nor Cheap and Fun like the Wii and will most likely malfunction out of the box. It's like watching a real life 3 Stooges Movie right in front of your eyes. For Microsoft though, this can't be funny.

http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8417293&publicUserId=5789401

Epix
10-04-2007, 04:44 PM
Ouch.

(Was it MS personally that paid $150M to Paramount or was it the HD-DVD Disc Association?)

Rockmond
10-04-2007, 04:50 PM
LOL.

Good read but I think this doesn't belong here...

qzak
10-04-2007, 04:52 PM
Not that I personally disagree with the content, but this is the sort of trash talk that does no one any good. If a similar diatribe were made about Sony, we'd see nothing but complaints here.

1up has been and continues to be dead to me. I don't care if they switched horses or not.

Coded-Dude
10-04-2007, 04:58 PM
Let me repeat that just incase you think you read it incorrectly. The NEW Halo 360 systems that came out 1 week ago are already malfunctioning!

ZOMGPS3RTEHDOOMZORZ!

Sephiroth_VII
10-04-2007, 05:13 PM
Amusing, but that doesn't mean it belongs in the PS3 section.

Lali?

Hisham
10-04-2007, 05:16 PM
XBOX SECTION!

Thank you.

Viper
10-04-2007, 05:37 PM
That was one of the most nonfactual reports I've read all year.

and the PS3 hump has the potential of eclipsing even the likes of the PS2 in a few years.They are joking, right? The PS3 is selling at a rate comparable to the GC and nowhere near as high as the PS2 sold in it's first year.

Just this year they paid $50 million dollars to Take 2 for exclusivity rights to GTAIV contentSomeone doesn't understand what deferred revenue is. Go look it up if you don't know. Deferred revenue is a common business tactic.

Next was the $150 million dollars that they handed over to ParamountThis kid needs to stop reading tabloid blogs. MS has not been tied to that at all. Only speculated.

Microsoft's $1.5 Billion dollar attempt to rid itself of the dreaded "Red Ring of Death" through the likes of the Falcon Mother board and the 65nm CPUIt's $1.05 billion. Somebody put the 5 in the wrong column.
It's also not to fix the RRoD, it's a warranty extension program.

the XBox360 Halo 3 edition, which is fitted with the new Falcon MB & 65nm CPUNot all of them have it. Only those with Lot number 734 and up.

I like how he harps on the losses but negates to inform of the billions that Sony is currently losing on the PS3. Sony lost more last year than any one year MS ever lost with Xbox program.

The Dude
10-04-2007, 05:43 PM
The rest is all fine and dandy until I got to this little bit

Wait it gets worse... Nintendo has the inexpensive console market nailed down with the Wii, and Sony has the High-End market nailed down with the PS3. So where does that leave Microsoft? It leaves them holding an obsolete, DVD playing, non-HD console that is neither High-End like the PS3 nor Cheap and Fun like the Wii and will most likely malfunction out of the box. It's like watching a real life 3 Stooges Movie right in front of your eyes. For Microsoft though, this can't be funny.

How is that a good read? Who ever wrote that never took an intro to business class. Logically, if the Wii has the cheap gamers taken care of, and Sony the really high end, where does that leave joe average that just wants to play Madden with pretty graphics? On the 360. Gamers could care less how much money Microsoft wastes on their system. The fact of the matter is that consumers are very short sighted, and at the moment the 360 has the most AAA games on an affordable system.

Sometimes I wonder how much of a business background game journalists have

KRA
10-04-2007, 05:48 PM
I like how he harps on the losses but negates to inform of the billions that Sony is currently losing on the PS3. Sony lost more last year than any one year MS ever lost with Xbox program.

well that is about xbox so informing about sony loses wasn't something that guy had to do.
sony lost more last year than any one year ms ever lost with xbox ....
hmm could you extend it somehow ?!
because it is not very informative.
lost what ? on what ? sony ? playstation ?

this last sentence.
is like commenting someone called joe stupid with 'but mark is more stupid anyway'
ehh viper.

Passive
10-04-2007, 05:57 PM
why is this in the ps3 section O.o

and its an okay read, not sure why 1up are xbox hating bitches now. They were sukcing off MS last month. /shrug

SleazyBig slim
10-04-2007, 05:59 PM
Looks like MS is behind on there monthly payments to 1crap.

Passive
10-04-2007, 06:03 PM
:lol i was gonna go with money but i played the sexual favours card.

Sephiroth_VII
10-04-2007, 06:07 PM
Why isn't this locked yet?

Viper
10-04-2007, 06:14 PM
well that is about xbox so informing about sony loses wasn't something that guy had to do.
sony lost more last year than any one year ms ever lost with xbox ....
hmm could you extend it somehow ?!
because it is not very informative.
lost what ? on what ? sony ? playstation ?

this last sentence.
is like commenting someone called joe stupid with 'but mark is more stupid anyway'
ehh viper.

Not the point, if he's going to rag on major losses, he needs to look in his own fanboy mirror. He's pointing at a leaking black kettle and laughing though he's sitting in a leaking black pot.

Elaborate? Money...losing money. I would have said losing more flux capacitors but considering the issue was about money, I felt I didn't need to reiterate something already established.

Therefore, Last fiscal year, Sony Games lost more money than MS Entertainment and Devices division has ever lost in a single fiscal year since the inception of the Xbox project. Should I get the actual numbers too?

dendj55
10-04-2007, 06:18 PM
There are no sources to these so called facts, what an awful read.

This should be locked, its in the wrong section, blah blah blah...

Passive
10-04-2007, 06:18 PM
^ thats why seph :P

doesnt need locking anyway, just moving.


EDIT: post intended to be above denj55s post XD

Viper
10-04-2007, 06:23 PM
Moving this to Video Games.